perfection!

Keep dreaming, buddy.

that's from the maxim shoot i think. man she's got no tits. how can like like a chick with no tits?

i know you're not bashing my girl

It's Milla. So I'd take the no tits happily.

I can't exactly tell, but if that is Christina Scabbia, you get more unicorn metal points.

of course it is...and i think i have a unicorn in my pants

SacreligionNLI said:

^she's not bad...but she isn't perfection

Here, I'll save you guys the trouble. Hottest celebrity in the world.

i firmly stand by my previous statement

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Is there a threshold of beauty that would make you settle for no vagina?

Messerschmitt said:

Seriously, that's what I said. Call me crazy, I like women that have bodies like women, not pre-teen girls.

For instance, I like the last girl in this thread about a hundred times better than the first girl. Not only does she have a WAY better body, but she's prettier, too. Although, one might argue that Cristina is even a bit prettier still.

SacreligionNLI said:

Girls love unicorns, so tell them it's enchanted.

Who the hell is that? It looks like a Special Olympics aerobics instructor.

THAT SHIT IS GROSS!

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

i can think of a hundred great things to do with that chicks belt

whipping the shit out of pedophiles?

Ha, you read my mind.

pedo's? come on she's easily 19? we just won't ask her.

you're not gonna eat all those cheeseburgers...you're ridiculous

ShadowSD said:

Are you saying you'd turn Milla Jovavich down?

Pardon me while I laugh at thee.

ShadowSD said:

She's also widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, and for that to be the case when she's NOT scrawny...

DrinkHardThrashHard said:


I don't even think she's that pretty. What would be the point?

For real. I mean, it's a hypothetical situation, surely, but you would actually turn down Milla Jovovich if she asked to get with you?

The thing i like best about her is she simply looks like noone else. even looking up at Monica and Christina, you can notice a closeness (granted, they are both Italian).

But Milla is pretty unique...

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

...suggests that people aren't into what the media shoves down everyone's throat as the standard for attractive.

...that's true, and that is awesome. Even in the media though, Monica is usually the top or close to the top in the polls.

Bastard, you won.

milla is unique because she's an alien

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Well, I'm sure the fact that I am currently in a period of having a girlfriend and getting constantly getting laid makes a difference. I'm sure if I hadn't gotten laid once in over a year and couldn't find another girl to fuck that I found more attractive than Milla, my standards would be different.


DrinkHardThrashHard said:

I totally agree about going for the uniqueness quality, that's a BIG part of how I look at things. But I personally think uniqueness is found in natural beauty, whereas lots of make-up tends to homogenize a woman's appearance. Milla just looks like a ton of other models to me that I'm sick of seeing, both in the way she is made up and marketed; her eyes perhaps have something unique but it doesn't really come across through all that. Christina and Monica (despite a certain resemblance) still have the uniqueness thing going because there's a natural and genuine quality to them, and the way they are presented in these photos.

I like how a bunch of awkward-looking retards would kick models out of bed.

Hahahaha.

ShadowSD said:

Obviously if you have a girlfriend you wouldn't, I'm just asking, hypothetically, you would not sleep with Milla Jovovich because you do not find her attractive.

Monica and Christina are both wearing makeup in their pics too...I don't see how Milla is any less natural. I've seen her without her makeup in other pics and she's still pretty damn hot. I like Monica obviously the most, but I still think Milla is quite beautiful. Christina only looks good to me in certain poses, but I have pretty open standards for beauty, so she still looks great. I just can't stand her band.

RichHorror said:

I'm a weirdo though, keep in mind, I've never met another guy who looks at things like I do when it comes to that. Most guys I know would fuck just about any chick given the opportunity.

Bullshit. Most guys = every guy that has ever lived.

Anyone who says different is boring and a liar.

Messerschmitt said:

Anybody that wouldn't fuck Emma Watson is a complete fucking homosexual.

I can't argue with that.

Rich is always right anyways.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Like I said, it would depend how depraved I am. I was taking the whole "cheating" aspect out of this hypothetical, by the way, I was just saying having a girlfriend means I'm satisfied, so it takes a lot more more for a chick to grab my attention.



DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Well, taste does come into play of course, otherwise every guy in the world would be fighting over the same chick. By the way, I have never seen any other photos of Milla so I can only comment on the ones here.


Also, I should revise the make-up thing, I'm not uniformly against all make-up, I just think it should be subtle with the goal of bringing out the natural beauty that's already there.
Once it becomes its own seperate artistic endeavor, it gets to be . Although they are all wearing make-up, there is clearly a difference between Milla and the other the two in the kind and degree of make-up used. The last photo of Milla in that original post gets her dangerously close to the "Addicted to Love" video.

I think 'Addicted to Love' was definitely the MO in that photo session.

You must have seen Milla in films though, even if you haven't seen many photos...Resident evil films, Fifth Element, Dazed and Confused, Zoolander, etc...

RichHorror said:

Boring, yes. A liar, no. Look around, there are no girls in here that I'm trying to impress by being all "sensitive", this is just a sausage party discussing the hotness of chicks. If I wanted to lie and impress you guys, I'd talk about how I want to fuck every chick under the sun. I gain nothing by saying this in front of other dudes, I look like either a snob or a freak. But then again, I don't really give a fuck.

There are many metalcore bands in here. That is the same as women.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:



couldn't agree more bro! she's my background on my comp, loved that woman for years!

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

I always thought the chicks in that video looked like hideous androids from an Orwellian future.


DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Well, I saw Dazed and Confused, was she that black haired chick that led the hazing at the beginning of the movie and puked at the party at the end? That girl was definitely pretty, I can't argue with that.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

fo real niggs

its all about Anna Kournikova. hands down.

ShadowSD said:

That was the point.....

I can't go on without her.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:


So it boggles the mind that a photo session designed to make a girl look hot had the MO of that video.

Was I right about which Dazed and Confused character she played?

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:


Ummmmm, that is the girl from the Harry Potter flicks. Don't be an ass, I know because I have three kids.

She looks more grown up. I would punch her and slip it in her now.

Troll said:

Troll, that pic might be 15-20 years old...

You guys need to see these people up close without the photoshopped photos and then decide who you like. Meeting them might change your mind, especially if she's a bitch.

Leave the internet and enter the realm of reality? Fuck you, buddy. I'm offended.

http://www.ehowa.com/showpicture.shtml?image=lickmybawls.jpg

anonymous said:

does bitchiness really matter when a girl is that hot? fuck her, don't have a relationship with her.

the hottest person in this thread is rich horror. everyone else is just fat and shitty looking.

my runner up...

Here is a Woman!! Aria Giovanni, nothing can beat her and the chick from the matrix and brothers grim. Check out her web site.

http://www.ariagiovanni.com/

Or Carmen E. http://www.carmenelectra.com/ or http://leeanntweeden.com/ or http://www.bathoria.com/ or http://www.jenniferconnelly.net/ These are more women than any little boy, skinny shit woman wonna be's... Curves are what makes the flag pole so stiff!!!

ooooh sweeeet nectar

Carmen E is far too fake looking for me.

dreadkill said:

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

OH god yes. I love Emma Watson.

Hell yes.

I love this little whore. My dream is to donkey punch her from behind.

Dissector said:

I like this whore too.

Troll said:


I bet she gives head like a squirrel would. Andddd, gives the HEP at the same time.

She's got some pretty harsh dental, but I bet she could suck start a Leaf Blower