Captain James Hook: No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.
Smee: Oh, not again.
Captain James Hook: This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, Smee.
Smee: I'm coming. I'm coming.
Captain James Hook: Stop me. This is not a joke. I'm committing suicide.
Captain James Hook: Don't ever frighten me like that again.
Smee: I'm sorry.
Captain James Hook: What are you? Some kind of a sadist?
Smee: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel now?
Captain James Hook: I want to die.

FUCK YEAH

a little too well dressed for a pirate, but I can dig it.

Im more of a Viking type of dood....

it has nothing to do with dress or background

hook's just the man

Captain Hook is a retard constantly trumped by a fairy wearing tights and another fairy so flaming it glows.

So, no, I do not appreciate him. He is a pussy and an embarassment to pirates everywhere and everywhen.

yeah but the only things known to stop hook are a giant crocodile and an obnoxious kid who can fly and use magic

Come on now, don't help prove my point.

Hook is to pirates what Nightwish is to metal.

Hook > Nightwish

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA