The first person who can tell me where the fuck the television remote is wins.

I will paypal you 20$ if you can help me find it. I've been searching for over and hour and I want to order something on demand.

Double check the couch. It's alwayst stuffed in the fucking couch. God damn remote.

It's in the last place you'll look.

on top of the TV

Drink Hard Thrash Hard, I check in the c... how the hell do you spell that word?

Well I checked in those, than flipped the couch and love seat over and cut the fabric out of the bottom with a razor. I found my old DVD remove, some dove chocolate, and about $1.50 in change but no remote.



Nate, no luck



Rich... You're fresh.

And correct.

You're a big freshy.

niccolai said:

What, cushions?

Try the bathroom next. And behind your TV.

It's in the kitchen.

My PayPal is PathosProd@hotmail.com

I'm only paypaling answers that bring me directly to the remote.

answers like 'the living room' aren't going to cut it because it still won't help me find it.

I'll take answers like "under the toaster" or 'next to the toilet'

not 'in the house somewhere'

It's on top of the fridge or on a counter or table in the kitchen.

Adam Sandler stole it for his gay new movie. You'll find it at Studio B Lot 8, in the shitter.

No luck.

keep in mind I've been looking for this thing for almost 2 hours now, so it's probably not somewhere out in the open.

Did you check your hand?

.... you son of a bitch.

the search continues folks.

is it a personal remote { like your tv in your bedroom}

or a community remote { like the one in the living room}

Is it in your entertainment center? (if you have one)

How about the garbage?

How about the bathroom where you put it down so you could play with something else?

under the bed

look in, and around, the fridge. maybe you got up to grab a beer and left it in there without thinking.

it's the TV remote for the on demand box, the only one in the house.

not on the entertainment center and there's no way it could be under my bed (no frame)

it better fucking not be in the trash

davefromthegrave said:

That's what I thought also.

i havent really read the rest of the other guys answers, but...

-under the couch
-kitchen counter
-roommates room

Maybe you never actually owned this remote control, but were BRAINWASHED into thinking you did. And maybe something snapped you out of it...

check your dvd area, I sometimes put it down there when I'm grabbing a movie.

It's all in your mind.

COUCH
c..
o...
r. you going to the store today?

Hey Sideburns, you want some of this milk?

under the couch, in the bed, under the bed has to be there!

did you find it?

Check in the giant tunnel that is your a-hole!

on top of your amp

never found it. I'm doomed (why the hell is there still no sadface emoticon?)

praise jesus I fucking found it!

My mother steam cleaned the living room so she moved everything out of the hallway and the remote was left behind in the hallway.