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New site? Maybe some day. 
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My roomate and I did this a while ago and it yeilded hilarious results. Here's how it goes.
Post a fake personal add on Craigslist. Make it absolutely absurd. Whoever publishes the most horrific, vile, ridiculous one wins. You can enter as many times as you want. Just publish it, post the link, and sit back and enjoy. If you actually get someone to respond then you get +100,000 points. If it's a guy then -4,000 points. I'm in the middle of mine right now.
First prize is a lock of the Rev's hair. |
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I'm not even going to bother making an entry...
There's no way I can do better then that. |
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the spongebob one was funny. the dildo one was almost funny but it was written by a woman who didn't know when to quit. |
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I may just be in on this later |
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you set the bar high, but i'm not scared. give me a few minutes |
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my favorite parts are when you mention grolsch and caldor. |
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tbone_r nli said: | you set the bar high, but i'm not scared. give me a few minutes |
fearless. |
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dreadkill said: | my favorite parts are when you mention grolsch and caldor. |
i know my shit. Grolsch is the only beer named after the sound you make when you puke it back up. |
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i posted one, then was trying to do another and it wouldnt let me post it. now the link for the first one doesnt seem to be there. i think craigslist has it out for me. |
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copout. you were trembling over how you'll never top my post and your finger slipped onto the delete key. terrible. |
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anonymous said: http://boston.craigslist.org/m4w/180357177.html
and watch the bitches flock to me. |
hahaha that was awesome. i caught the seinfeld reference (brilliant). 10 bucks says you are mikey x's gf though. |
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a above list should have said something about richard marx, not nixon. |
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xmikex said: | copout. you were trembling over how you'll never top my post and your finger slipped onto the delete key. terrible. |
i'll leave and take my ball with me. |
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You know that episode of Punky Brewster is the ONLY one I remember.
It'll be interesting to see who gets reported as abuse first. |
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mine just posted, but it really sucked. i'm the only one that read it and i'm embarassed. maybe you were right mike, i just dont have what it takes. |
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witness a murder last week |
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Oh, the picture saved as a .jpg, but it was supposed to be this--
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tbone_r nli said: anonymous said:http://boston.craigslist.org/m4w/180357177.html
and watch the bitches flock to me. |
hahaha that was awesome. i caught the seinfeld reference (brilliant). 10 bucks says you are mikey x's gf though. |
you only guessed that cuz you know I do all that shit to her in real life. |
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the O rly owl would have been worth an extra 10,000 points.
would have |
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Yeah, the owl was my muse. |
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HUMOR A PLUS -- BLINDNESS AN EVEN BIGGER PLUS |
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there should be a whole thread of gross Craigslist broads matched up with their gross metal counterparts |
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A couple of these already got removed. I guess they were that good. |
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Mine got removed in about 5 minutes. |
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give me a rundown you sick fuck. |
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Your posting has been removed by the craigslist community.
Several craigslist readers flagged it for being inappropriate as posted.
Approximately 98% of postings removed by flagging are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines and/or terms of use:
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Mine--
SBF looking for someone to watch my kids while I go doot-to-door selling issues of Watchtower. I had sex with Mike Patton during The Real Thing tour. He also kissed my father full on the lips. I witnessed a murder last week, so I need someone who can keep a secret.
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Did I just let that cat out of the bag? Fuck.
Oh, also must love cats. |
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for anyone that didn't get to read the sheer glory of my post before it got taken down....
Date: 2006-07-10 08:31:22
PostID: 180315863
Title: (men seeking women) You're fucking DEAD
Remember that episode of Punky Brewster when Cherie hides in that abandoned refridgerator and almost suffocates? Well that's my idea of a good time. You, me, a 6 pack of Grolsch, and you stuffed in a 40 year old fridge. This is way way after the round of drinks, pricey dinner (I'm thinking seafood... you?), and smart/sexy date movie I spring for. That'll all be on me, don't even sweat it sweet thing. I'm not some a-typical alpha male slouch who's gonna yammer on all night about myself, chew with my mouth open, toss you the check and then try to sneak a peice of pie as soon as you're drunk enough. That's not me baby so don't even sweat it.
All I want from you is the pleasure of your company, some Miles Davis in the background, and you pounding on the inside of a broken refridgerator that I found behind Caldors. I'll totally let you out though. Like I said, I'm no slouch.
About me: 31 years old, fit attractive guy, good with kids, MBA, $90k + a year salary, always been fanscinated by the idea of an attractive lady trapped in a fridge, loves dogs.
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Sex in the White House - m4ww - 43
Reply to: pers-180397708@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-10, 2:30PM EDT
Hi I am a 40 year old male into role play. Specifically what is known in
the underground sex circuit as "presidential sex". No...I'm not talking
about pretending to be someone obvious like "Bill Clinton"...but imagine
this...you are tied to a bed...naked...your hot body exposed for the taking...
suddenly the door to the presidents bedroom suite bursts open...
and standing in his full erect glory is a brash and virile Richard Nixon...
or perhaps a randy AbrahamLincoln and a few of his negress concubines foryour bisexual pleasure? Not to your liking?...how about a tough young bullyboy Teddy Roosevelt dressed in black pvc underpants ready to give you amoustache ride til you reach your inevitable climax? I have many..MANY home made president masks and costumes to accomadate your EVERY need... I need your vote NOW...lets do this.
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at work i'm a prostitute but at home i'm just mom w4m. |
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Wizard, i'm not sure how much of yours is a joke....i've seen the masks! |
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animal_magnetism said:
i thought the whole point of fat chicks were that they were easy... |
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bringing back GOOD threads |
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Would have been a good thread if I had the foresight to post the thread contents, not the CL links that were deleted a half hour after posting. |
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It was back in the days when we all lived in the moment... |
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Lol most original Craigslist post. |
 
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