im bored as fuck...what YOur favotire passage in the bible

"And the cock crowed three times."

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
Revelation VI:VIII

"this book is a highly exaggerated collection of fictional short stories meant to be interpreted by those as a reference on how to be a good person, not to be a topic with which to bicker and fight over every little detail. not to be used as a means to push your own religious beliefs on others as you see fit"

i think it's somewhere in the back

okkkk....right...im happy for you...
this wasnet to push my bielifs on anyone..im just bored as fuck and was thinking that the people on RTTP would have maby found some funny/interesting shit in the bible...ima atheist i couldent ever think bout forcing a bunch of bullshit on you people

that wasn't directed towards you

one time... i jumped REALLY high. cake for all!!!!! YAY!!!

RichHorror said:

Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.

Do what thou will is the whole of the law - That is in there right?, Or is that the Satanic bible haha

notorious_D.U.G. said:

It takes a man of true style and grace to get that reference. So clearly such a man was using Doug's computer.

This thread: Stupid, pointless, gay.
Author: Tool.

"Surely I come quickly"
-jesus wasnt much of a hit with the ladies