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returntothepit >> discuss >> Calling All Vocalists!! by eternal_embrace on Jun 21,2006 11:18pm
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toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 21,2006 11:18pm
Please help us get on our feet. Frankly we're kind of desparate. We are an established original metal band with an interesting sound. I'm not going to label it so please check us out at www.myspace.com/eternalembrace and see if you like what you hear. If you do, please contact me at eternal_embrace2004@yahoo.com.

We have several songs and are ready to play a live show in August. We just need some solid male vocals and some female backing vocals and we'd be good to go. If interested, please contact me.

Best Regards,

Eleanor



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Jun 22,2006 3:53pm
THE NEVERENDING HUG!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jun 22,2006 3:56pm
metal sucks



toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 22,2006 6:53pm
uh, huh and what are you doing on a RTTP, it's metal is it not?



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 22,2006 7:04pm
I almost fell asleep listening to those songs



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 22,2006 10:41pm
I shoved a screwdriver in my ears when I heard their songs!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 22,2006 10:56pm
Whatever happened to that amazing 2nd guitarist you had? I heard he is incredible, especialy in Death Metal.



toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 22,2006 11:27pm
Go fuck yourself asshole. You wouldn't know doom metal if it hit you in the face, go suck a cock. Maybe you should die instead, falling asleep is a pussies way out.



toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 22,2006 11:34pm
He was a virgin and liked little boys and we couldn't accomodate his need for gay, homosexual horse cock. Plus, he really had no idea how to work with others, he was a complete idiot, a poster child for someone whose mom drank alcohol when she was pregnant with him, and frankly, we can't have ugly people in the band.



toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 22,2006 11:35pm
I hope the next time, you stick a knife in your mouth.



toggletoggle post by GOTHBOISTOMP at Jun 22,2006 11:37pm
eternal_embrace said:
and frankly, we can't have ugly people in the band.


Well, it doesn't look you have any band members left for a vocalist to join. Too bad.




toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 22,2006 11:56pm
arf arf arf.



toggletoggle post by nick   at Jun 23,2006 12:12am

ETERNAL EMBRACE.



toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 23,2006 12:16am
LOL. You have a great sense of humor for a cock hunter. I'm so done with this fucking shit, how mature everyone is. Say hi to your boyfriend for me.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jun 23,2006 12:20am
Murph said:
THE NEVERENDING HUG!



ha...murph made a funny.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Jun 23,2006 12:33am
eternal embrace...you hug/hold me for that long, and I'll knock you da fuck out



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 23,2006 6:36am
eternal_embrace said:
I'm so done with this fucking shit, how mature everyone is.


Look at the message you left on my profile page, and tell me who the mature one is.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 23,2006 9:39am
What a loser this guy is...I made 1 comment and he is flooding my PM's now, being a complete ass, He thinks I really give 2 shits what he says



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 9:40am
Cut and paste for the crowd.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 9:47am edited Jun 23,2006 9:49am
He sais everyone's being immature and goes and posts stuff like this:

eternal_embrace said:
Say hi to your boyfriend for me.


Contradicting, this is.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 9:48am
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 9:59am
I listened to the MP3.. Reminded me a little bit of an evanesence/orgy crossover with the whisper song playing behind it.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 23,2006 10:05am
Watch out Niccolai, He wont like that comment. You may recieve the wrath of the Eternal Nerd



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 10:05am
Fart.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:06am
dwellingsickness said:
Watch out Niccolai, He wont like that comment. You may recieve the wrath of the Eternal Nerd


Wrath, Niccolai fears not.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 10:07am
I also think that he is a she. Unless it's a dude named Eleanor, which would be AWESOME.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:07am
I hope he gets in a fight with me on this thread so I can speak Yoda the whole conversation.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:08am edited Jun 23,2006 10:08am
RichHorror said:
I also think that he is a she. Unless it's a dude named Eleanor, which would be AWESOME.


It's actually a transvestite femanist.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:11am edited Jun 23,2006 10:17am
and it's biiiiiig too.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 10:12am
I will never sleep again.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:18am
you can tell cuz she's got that fat lady opera voice.

Her name should be Helga.... Or Blanch.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:36am



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 10:38am
Fantastic.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 23,2006 12:05pm
RichHorror said:
I also think that he is a she. Unless it's a dude named Eleanor, which would be AWESOME.


Shows how much I was paying attention....hahah, oh well, that is even better now



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 12:10pm
Hahahahahaha on the KORN necklace.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jun 23,2006 12:18pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
metal sucks


fuck metal



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jun 23,2006 12:21pm
you guys are terrible.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jun 23,2006 12:22pm
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
Hahahahahaha on the KORN necklace.


DOOOOOD Korn is totally doom.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 12:29pm
I was going to say, I thought she was cute until the KORN necklace was revealed. Way to go Niccolai.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 23,2006 12:32pm
eternal_embrace said:
Go fuck yourself asshole. You wouldn't know doom metal if it hit you in the face, go suck a cock. Maybe you should die instead, falling asleep is a pussies way out.


What a positive embrace. I'm sure their joy is felt by all.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jun 23,2006 12:35pm
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
I was going to say, I thought she was cute until the KORN necklace was revealed. Way to go Niccolai.


Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 12:37pm
With an elbow to the jaw at the derby?



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jun 23,2006 12:46pm
you know the big derby girls make the best blockers...those broads will take off your head.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 12:49pm
You realize I'm going to develop a big derby girl fetish now.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 12:50pm
Ugly girls have cunts too.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 23,2006 1:10pm
RichHorror said:
Ugly girls have cunts too.


pppfffhahahahahahahhahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Jun 23,2006 1:13pm
Every once in a while, you gotta go hoggin'. And vice versa, the pity of women on my fat ass is the only reason I've ever gotten action.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 1:17pm
Heh.

Well, I like girls big, small, short, and tall, but there are definitely limitations.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 23,2006 1:18pm
The beauty of fat/ugly broads is they don't mind so much when you give them the smack they so richly deserve.

I'm off to complain to my congressman that it's still illegal to murder women.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 23,2006 1:37pm
It's only illegal if you get caught



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2006 1:39pm
and you only get caught when bitching snitch.
now, we all know what bitches get...



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 23,2006 2:15pm
hahahahahhaha... niccolai is a god.



toggletoggle post by eternal_embrace at Jun 23,2006 9:03pm
Not offended since you're all such losers, in fact, I find it funny that you have way too much time on you're hands, none of you are probably in working bands and who would want to work with you anyway, you're a bunch of children.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 9:19pm edited Jun 23,2006 9:23pm
I suppose it's time for you to go ahead and make other blatant assumptions reguarding my band status and history?

I suppose than it's time to go ahead and let me know how much 'time I must have on my hands' to make an 8 second MS paint rendering of your jiggly cellulite once I prove how ingorant your band status assumptions are?


Everyone liked you better before you posted and and were just the quiet fat Numetal whore.



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jun 23,2006 10:20pm



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jun 23,2006 10:29pm
Hahaha DUG will slap that fat whore in the teeth with his enormous sandwich.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 23,2006 10:45pm
eternal_embrace said:
Not offended since you're all such losers, in fact, I find it funny that you have way too much time on you're hands, none of you are probably in working bands and who would want to work with you anyway, you're a bunch of children.


Hey, don't get pissed at me. I was the one who said Eleanor was cute.

Also my band works just fine.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 23,2006 11:16pm
Can I join this band even though I'll spend entire shows mocking your gay band and not singing any of your queer songs.



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