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returntothepit >> discuss >> Humor is necessary, especially when your staring down at the face of eternal damnation. by whiskey_weed_and_women on May 19,2006 1:53pm
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toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 19,2006 1:56pm



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 19,2006 1:59pm
hahaha that's awesome



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 19,2006 2:00pm
I think it's fucking awesome how upset the church is over that fucking book and movie.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 19,2006 2:01pm
Their book of lies is all fiction.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 19,2006 2:02pm
pam nli said:
I think it's fucking awesome how upset the church is over that fucking book and movie.


remember when they were pissed about that other christ movie, passion of the something or other.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 19,2006 2:06pm
I was thinking of watching that today actually. I've never seen it. And it was the JEWS that were mad about that, not the christians.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 19,2006 2:07pm
not that there's much of a difference...



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at May 19,2006 2:08pm edited May 19,2006 2:09pm
pam nli said:
I think it's fucking awesome how upset the church is over that fucking book and movie.


haha, yes! How can someone take the bible as historical fact anyways? Surely a few parts have been lost/cut out/replaced by other people...not to mention the Da Vinci code is supposedly fiction anyways



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 19,2006 2:08pm



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 19,2006 2:13pm
The bible was re-written by Shakespeare as a gift to King James in the early 1600's. If the word's most famous GAY playwright didn't write the facts, I don't know who could have!!

Idiots.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 19,2006 2:15pm
the bible is a loose translation of historical fact

many exaggerations, many made up parts...but there's some actual truth in there



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 19,2006 2:26pm
The truth is Mary fucked someone else and got knocked-up with a bastard son.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 19,2006 2:31pm
pretty much



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 19,2006 2:31pm
if i was gonna be stoned to death i'd make up an immaculate conception theory



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 20,2006 1:38pm
pam nli said:
I was thinking of watching that today actually. I've never seen it. And it was the JEWS that were mad about that, not the christians.


naw see i was living in the bible belt at the time and a lot of people were upset and protesting the movie down in va. but then after they saw it, they started showing it in churches around norfolk and newport news. it was weird



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 20,2006 1:52pm
AWW NAW, HELL NAW



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 20,2006 1:55pm
FUCK YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 20,2006 1:56pm
Now you gone and done it.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 20,2006 1:57pm
the puppy dies !



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at May 21,2006 12:46pm
None of you know what you're talking about.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at May 21,2006 1:50pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said:
None of you know what you're talking about.



Jesus was a teacher, a bastard son, a good teacher. The writers of the bible were good storytellers, kind of like how the greeks told good stories.

I don't get why these abrahamic religions get so upset when people tell them their books are nothing but a collection of slightly fact based myth, sure some of the events and characters were real, but the other things probably were thrown in their through use of creative license.

I mean ask any hindu, asatru, ba'hai, or shinto follower what they think about their sacred texts and they will tell you that it was the work of poets who wished to make moral tales vibrant, or who wished to turn something like the rising of the sun into something far more aesthetic





toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 21,2006 1:55pm
Well I do know what I'm talking about, you can look it up, but thanks there, silly screen name.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 21,2006 2:28pm
yea! go conquer another baphomet! fag! *shakes fist*



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