05/24/2006 08:00 PM - Downtime
251 West 30th St., New York City, NY ,US - $12
Somberlain Productions Presents:
MALIGNANCY
CLITEATER
ROMPEPROP
FECAL CORPSE
SEXCREMENT

06/02/2006 08:00 PM - Goodtimes Emporium
30 Assembly Square Drive, Somerville, MA 02143,US - $15
CRYPTOPSY
CATTLE DECAPITATION
SEXCREMENT
CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY
DOWNFALL

06/10/2006 08:00 PM - VENUE TBA
Long Island, NY 11101,US
FECAL CORPSE
DEBELLTION
SEXCREMENT
DECONFORMITY

06/11/2006 08:00 PM - Backstreet Billards
63A Putnam St, Saratoga Springs, NY 12866,US -
WASTEFORM
ARSIS
PILLORY
SEXCREMENT

07/15/2006 08:00 PM - Jay Blasindell's BBQ
Marlborough, MA 01752,US -
DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG
TERATISM
SEXCREMENT
+ 1 TBA

b07/16/2006 08:00 PM - The Middle East Upstairs
472 Massachusetts Ave., Cambridge, MA 02138,US
COME CELEBRATE ADAM'S 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
LIVIDITY
HIRUDINEA
GOREALITY
HBBSI
SEXCREMENT

It's been an interesting week! Mark's knee is totally fucked, he'll be on crutches for a bit. Evan was in the hospital over night, he got a blood clot in his ankel at the Mucopus/Mutilated show, the clot traveled up to his knee and if it traveled any further it would have given him a heart attack. Our drummer Devon is relocating from Salem to Framingham, we've been moving him in down here, so now we have the luxury of praticing more than 3 times a week. We're back in full fledged writing mode, we just completed another song the other night, you'll like it, trust me. We're gonna cool it with all show offers for the time being, please contact us in mid June if you wanna book us, we really need sometime to settle down writing. We're also arrainging some orders for stickers and pins, hopefully we'll have shirts printed relatively soon too.

what happened to mark's knee?

about a minute into our set on saturday, things were really rowdy and a chain reaction of people fell into mark while his back was turned. his left knee was dislocated, ironically he had a brace on the other one.

damn, that sucks

Maybe a deal with Pathos too.

"Ree Ree roo Ree Ted Dibaise HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK, LOOK AT HIS KNEE" - Adam Mason

Evan preparing to elbow drop Adam, shortly before his injury

BornSoVile said:

please get porphyria

Jay is currently talking to another band......

11 letters.

Coffin birth would be down for that show at Jays!

AUTOPSY_666 said:

well if i put X's in front/back of porphyria then theyd have an 11 letter name

XporphyriaX ha

Can't wait to hear that demo......*Nudge*Nudge*

i cant wait till i see them and can hear mark, nevermind the demo, ha

I'm gonna add the demo to megaupload.com sooner or later.

ARSIS! Wow, congrats for that.

haha, don't worry keith. i'm getting new tubes and hopefully a new cab by the end of may or early june so i can turn it up to 11.

as far as my knee goes, right as the last breakdown started in paraplegic pussy pounder on saturday, 2 or 3 people landed on the bottom half of my left leg, just enough pressure and at the right place to dislocate my knee cap 1/4 of the way around the outside of my leg. my back wasn't turned though, so the impending doom made it that much more fun, haha. luckily i'm off of crutches already but i'll have an immobilizing brace on for about 2 more weeks, then to a regular brace to start giving myself physical therapy. good times.

the brutal bbq is going to be a lot of fun

damn mark, youre about to be a paraplegic pussy pounder if you keep going at this rate. goodluck dood get those knees well.

haha...i actually made a joke like that when we did our "encore" performance of P-Cubed. i said "hey, anyone else think it's funny that i dislocated my knee during a song called paraplegic...pussy pounder?? eh? eh?"

i have dr.'s appt. on may 15th to see if i need surgery on my right knee. so until then we'll have to wait to see how good my knees really are.

yeah, mark. get those knees in shape or i'll send the ninja penguin to ruin the rest of your body.

dude, that ninja penguin is my boy. i created him...he will obey me or i will take him out with a bottle of white ink.

he is in my posession now and is prepared to do my evil bidding. prepare to die.

Cripple.

sorry ken, i just drew a picture of rich horror seducing matt rowe with computer smut hidden in rich's jacket, so i'll sick them after the penguin. he'll be lost in a sewer full of manlove and internet debauchery.

thanks for the kind words dan, you asshole! haha

MarkFuckingRichards said:

sounds just like my rehabilitation after a similar injury, except I was in an immobilizing brace for almost a month. I opted against the surgery they recommended. Too many things can go wrong in surgeries on the joints.

last post was me

MarkFuckingRichards said:

will you send me the illustration of rich so i can masturbate to it? the penguin will be powerless against it. not even his nunchucks could destroy a drugged up rich. i need to call rich and make him drink with me tonight.

damn, that sucks anthony. if i need surgery, hopefully it's only a scope or pins put in the right knee. this is my first dislocation to my left knee, so i highly doubt i'll need to take measures as drastic as surgery. hopefully, haha.

ken, i'll post the illustration when i'm done with it and get to the illustration office at UMD to scan it, since my scanner is puny and weak.

I can wait to have my scope done.

Who wants to buy perks?

niccolai said:

Me

gimme gimme gimme!

MORE LIKE SUX-CREMENT!!

We have another NYC show to announce, hopefully soon!

I'd love to see that NY show..Cliteater is awesome

Whats up staples you think just because you can put yer shoes on you cant help us out with a show?? i outta smack your sister....

07/15/2006 01:00 PM - Jay Blaisdell's BBQ
Marlborough, MA
DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG
TERATISM
SEXCREMENT
+ 1 TBA

Dehumanized!! In my back yard!!!

Jay, isn't there another awesome band playing that BBQ? What's their name?

jawshy! thanks for the referral =)

succubus said:

keep on rolling!

DEATH2ALL said:

Sweet! Now all we need is the return of Pile....Jay, u gotta be down for a double set....and why stop there?? if Dana is present, we can whip out an old skool goratory jam! Too much incest, or best night EVER?

i say do the Pile set 100%

WOuldn't that be fuckin amazin?! The Natick Legion Pile reunion show needs a sequel!

yeah that'd be pretty fucking sweet indeed.

now if goratory hopped on this show. intense !!!!

Dana and Tony told me they'd do it!

SACAPAPADOO said:

"what are you putting your shoes on for? you got some place to go" - crackhead
"yeah the kitchen" - me
"yo kid i'll beat your ass" - crackhead
"you're gonna kick his ass for putting his shoes on" - zach
"oh my god, guys, seriously, i don't know what you want, you guys need to leave my apartment" - devon
"yo kid, we needs names yo, who jumped my boy yo" - crackhead
yelling yellling yelling
"adam what the fuck is going on?" - me
"i dunno, we can't find alex, i think they kidnapped him" - adam
"oh jesus, oh god, what the fuck, how are we gonna get out of here" - me
"holy shit there's alex!" - adam
"don't do that shit alex" - everyone
"devon, get these fucks out of here, we can't relax"
"yo yo yo, we need names yo, what the fuck yo" - five more crackheads
"okay guys i'm tired of you being here" - devon
i walk out of the closed room to see that everyone left...called adam,
"adam, where the fuck are you? i'm all alone in here, what the fuck man" - me
"staples, get outside now, shit is going down, griff will pick you up, hold on griff we gotta go get staples" - adam
*goes outside, jumps in car*
"holy shit, we need to get the fuck out of salem what the fuck was that all about" - me
"the den of bad vibes man, i fucking hate 50 cent" - griff
"i just saw some dude run in there who looked strapped" - adam
"oh shit, i forgot all those beers there" - me
"it's okay staples, we're alive" - adam

pussies....

whoaaa that story is nuts... did the 'crackhead' dudes leave devon's place when you guys took off?

Anthony nli said:

not until the cops showed up for the 4th time.

Infant_Skin_Suitcase said:

I am doing a double set.

deathchick said:

Yes there is, they don't have a name yet cuz they can't decide on one. Stupid Bastards ..... That should be our name.

And b4 the lineup explodes into something it's not...........
No, Compost pile is not playing.
No, Goratory is not playing.
No, your band is not playing.
And no, your not invited.

.................. hehe yet.

Infant_Skin_Suitcase said:

Yeah, me too!! Seriously!

Nevermind Infant Skin Doucheface, I got yer money right here.

THats dirty money niccolai! I saw him suckin off a young cambodian aids infested prostitute for it....

the 6/10 date I believe will be at Pat's Place on Long Island
the 6/11 is also an all day BBQ!

Jay I did some thinking and I think that Totaka Knucklelump Zhertl Tomatoes and The Crahghor Robo-Trippin Strahdst Awengrodold wwould make a good anme for your new group.

Infant_Skin_Suitcase said:

It was your momma

DEATH2ALL said:

ur goin down Blaisdell

VENUE UPDATED!!

06/10/2006 08:00 PM - Pat's Place
174 Wellwood Ave., Lindenhurst, NY 11757
FECAL CORPSE
SEXCREMENT
DEBELLTION
DECONFORMITY
PRAETER MORTE

fecal corpse and debellation are great doods

yeah they are, actually the Deconformity dudes got the ball rolling with that show alot too, since everyone around here is dumb enough not to book them.

Their new logo rules!

pretty sharp, kinda reminds slighty of Desecration.

Same guy that did the PORPHYRIA logo.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

doesnt take a genious to figure that one out.

Yeah, both are killer.

And it's spelled GENIUS.

i dont care how its spelled.

you should spell profit.

derrrrrrrrrrrrp

this guy did the logo

I woulda added this at the top, but the whole edit feature is pretty gay once it reaches a certain age..

I also understand that those scumbags in Porphyria are playing the 26th as well too.

we got tickets to CRYPTOPSY for sale as well, $15 from us or $20 at the door on the day of the show. we got two new songs for that show too, botched boob job and camel toe rodeo.

yah heard me?

UPDATES!!!
07/01/2006 04:00 PM - All Asia Cafe (All Ages)
Mass Ave, Cambridge, ,US -
EARLY SHOW, STARTS AT 4, ALL AGES!!!!!!
PILLORY
SEXCREMENT
REVOCATION
ANIMAL RAMPAGE

08/11/2006 08:00 PM - Goodtimes Emporium (21+)
30 Assembly Drive Square, Somerville, MA 02143,US -
Skinless
Sexcrement
More TBA

WE ALSO HAVE AN NH SHOW BEING WORKED OUT RIGHT NOW!

damn, id like to get to that 7/1 show, hopefully we arent playin that day.

I heard on the street that the All Asia Cafe will explode with human gore at that show, shouldn't be missed!

we are but thats an early show ours doesnt start till 8.

nice, im there

LOUD NOISES!!!

Saw these guys last Friday night at Goodtimes.Decent riffs but their singer was annoying.Their breakdowns remind me of Pantera