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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Might be the most ridiculous email I've gotten on here so far...
Hi Pam -
I saw your profile and saw that photography is one of your hobbies. I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something? If not, I understand. I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo/freak or something. My wife would like some nude pictures of me and I am trying to find someone to take them (with my digital camera). She is out of town for the next week and a half so I am trying to get them taken soon.
I would love to surprise her for our anniversary. I am 33 and not looking for anything sexual in any way from you - I just need someone to take the pictures. I live in Needham and we could take the pictures at my apartment, you can even bring a friend if it would make you feel more at ease about taking the pictures.
Please let me know if you might be able/willing to help me out. If not, please forgive the "random message".
Thank you very much,
Dave
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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he just wants to throw his microwave at you. don't do it. |
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Something tells me he couldn't lift a microwave. |
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he looks like he has a mean boner in that picture. also, what's with the women's soccer team shirt? i wouldn't trust him. |
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pam, you and jon and rich should drink with me on sunday. |
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Why do you know that's a women's soccer team? I knew you were gay. ;) |
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dreadkill said: | pam, you and jon and rich should drink with me on sunday. |
Sunday? I have school on Monday...won't be able to get annihilated or anything. |
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i have school too, but sunday is the weekend, and i can't be sober for one minute of it. |
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i'd say i'll go so he doesn't do anything weird but i still wouldn't recommend doing it...haha
yeti's g/f once got a proposal from some woman in her hometown that would pay her $10K to sleep with her and her husband
yyyyeah...people are strange
when you're a stranger
faces are ugly when you're alone |
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That makes perfect sense. Count me in. |
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sacreligion said: i'd say i'll go so he doesn't do anything weird but i still wouldn't recommend doing it...haha
yeti's g/f once got a proposal from some woman in her hometown that would pay her $10K to sleep with her and her husband
yyyyeah...people are strange
when you're a stranger
faces are ugly when you're alone |
for that kind of money, i'd sleep with the girl and husband or let my gf do it if i was getting the money. |
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pam nli said: | That makes perfect sense. Count me in. |
i always make perfect sense. |
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"hey stranger, i don't you to think i'm weird, but can you come over and take nude pictures of me? bring a friend!"
only weirdos would make those types of requests. |
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i will have rich come over and take nude pictures of me on sunday if no one wants to drink. |
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dreadkill said: | he looks like he has a mean boner in that picture. |
did you notice that while you were gazing at his crotch? |
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hahahahahahahaha beautiful
i wish i could give this guy a jumping high five |
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He will look like this...
when Pam and Rich Horror are done with him.
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davefromthegrave said: dreadkill said:| he looks like he has a mean boner in that picture. |
did you notice that while you were gazing at his crotch? |
it's the focal point of the picture |
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1) that guy has never had a gf
2) how to do you spell raped, straggled, anally violated and dumped in a sack? P A M if she met up with this guy |
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i think pam could kick his ass. |
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when he's got the crazy purple knockout gas... |
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so, i wonder what pam replied with... |
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pam, can you come take nude pictures of me? my, uh, wife wants them. yeah that's it.
I have to have a raging boner that I push against the lens, too, btw. |
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unbefuckinleavable. what a fucking CREEEEP! |
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she should link him to this thread..haha..try to get to defend himself |
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pam nli said: | Something tells me he couldn't lift a microwave. |
link him here pam |
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wow, that message is hilarious |
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my girlfriend got an email from a woman offering her 15k to sleep with her husband before their wedding. |
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AHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA. Oh man alive, that's insane! |
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Pam, offer to do it if you can bring a friend. Take me with you. While you're taking the pics, I'll go through his house and rob him blind. We'll split the take.
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yeti: what did she do with the $15K? |
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I would totally wreck that guy, are you serious?
Josh...I'm listening.
I haven't replied yet, I'm not sure I have words in my vocabulary to properly do so, but linking him here sounds like a good idea. I think I'll do that. |
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the_reverend said: | yeti: what did she do with the $15K? |
AHAHAHAHA ... WOW |
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link him..it would be amaizing |
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he looks like a serial killer trying to not look like a serial killer in that pic and at that he fails. hasn't he ever heard of a self-timer and tripod? or just hold that shit from the bottom to give that penisaurus illusion! that's what i'd reply. i bet the nudes would be one of the funniest things ever seen by anyone. |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: He will look like this...
when Pam and Rich Horror are done with him.
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Sexy. |
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Josh_Martin said: Pam, offer to do it if you can bring a friend. Take me with you. While you're taking the pics, I'll go through his house and rob him blind. We'll split the take.
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great idea |
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wade nli said: | i bet the nudes would be one of the funniest things ever seen by anyone. |
i agree |
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my space is a joke, so many wacks and its really scaring me. you never know what people are capable of. the mind is a strange thing |
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also look at the eyes, the eyes tell a lot about a person's psychological make up. in this case, please do not respond. |
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I should make him give me his phone number for further harassment. |
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get his phone number!!!!!!!!!! |
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he's got that space cadet look in his eyes |
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his "gf" is his mom who's basement he lives in.
I remember when that dude played the tall guy on the drew carey show. |
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He's wicked hot Pam, I don't understand why you dont wanna see him naked. |
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I bet he'd look great in bondage gear |
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do YOU want to take the pictures, sunshine? |
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oh hey! why haven't you given us his myspace page yet?! |
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I know a creep when I see one
He wants to hold you @ gun point, rape, kill, and then rape you again
I can just tell
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