This sucks.

I'm three days in and I feel and look awful.

The best part is that out of all 5000676864754 websites with information on it have contradicing information. like symptoms of the different types and how long it lasts.

I'mn going fucking crazy.

PINK EYE!

STINK EYE!
wash that son of a bitch out.

that sucks though, good luck

I had it a lot as a kid.
cloths with warm water to soak your eyes.
don't cross water between your eyes.
wash your hands when you touch you eyes.
wash your pillow cases

it goes away ina couple days when you get cream from your doctor

no medical insurence and it's already been 3 days.

its not going to just go away and you could permamently damage your eyes or get a chronic condition/infection. give it to someone that has health insurance and steal their cream

and don't wear contact lenses

the_reverend said:

hahaha now that's brilliant!

Go to the E.R.

They won't refuse service and just don't pay the bill. Not paying for emergancy care doesn't go against your credit.

i got conjuct at ozzfest last year. i was fucked. i only really wanted to see Maiden but i didn't even get to see them. i didn't see anyone (literally). i was drunk all day and had to drive myself back home with one eye open. i went past the exit and did 50 in reverse in the breakdown lane to get back on. went to the dr the next day and they gave me some medicince. it was a cream. i didn't have insurance, it cost 80 bucks out of pocket.

the_reverend said:

herpes

Welp. I wen't to the doctor today

They told me they've never seen anything like it before and sent me to a specialist immediately.

Turns out I have an infection in my liphnodes thats made it's way to my eye socket, ears, and throat and could very well travel to my brain, wich would explain my friggin headache


He put me on a steroid and told me to avoid physical human contact for two weeks and let me know of my delightfull risks like perminent loss of eyesight/hearing, and the possible need for emergency brain opperation.

I just spent 60 bucks so some guy could give me the worst news of my life. That's like donating money to deathclock.com

damn.. I was right about going to the drs

No way, I could be laying in bed about to die right now 60$ richer.

It really goes to show what's important in life...

It's all about the Hamiltons baby.

I want someone else to suffer with me, so I think I'm going to 69 with my girlfriend later and stab her in the spine with a fondue fork so that she bites my balls and I can cry into her vagina.

I just want to tell everyone what i went through so you lot can feel better and think to yourselves that you don't have it so bad. I am 15 years old and I don't care what anyone says i can honestly say that i have had the worst case of conjuctivitis in the world last year. Last summer I got hay fever like every other summer. Only this time i had hay fever for about a month and eventually all my symtoms went away, etc. runny nose, but my eyes stayed red and infected. Then eventually my eyes got worse and worse and you could not see one see one spot of white on my eyes only pink and red. It stung like fuck. Dishcharge ejected from both my eyes all day and it was so hard to get out i had to touch my eyes and slide of the discharge with tissue at least once every 2 hours of the day. When the discharge gets into the middle of my eye's i can't see a thing it goes so blurry. I could not sleep at all because it hurt so much and if by a miracle i managed to get to sleep, when i woke up my eyes were so crusty i could not open my eyes until half an hour after i wake up. It looked like i was on drugs and my eyes were always watering and bright red and pink on the outside. I could not even go outside without feeling pain because even the slightest wind killed my eyes. Not only that my eyes actually changed colour. My eyes are normally a really deep brown colour but when i got the virus my eyes turned from brown to gray/blue. And no it didn't look nice because although it was a nice colour all you could notice was the pink/redness of my eyes and the discharge and water. Not only that but i went to my GP he tried his best but could not cure it, then i got transfered to a hospital and it was still uncurable, then i went to a proffesional eye specialist and she could not even help. Overall with all the people and treatment i was given, i tried about 3 different methods of cleansing the eyes, 3 different eye washes and 9 different types of eye drops and nothing worked. The eye specialist said she had never seen anything like it and shes been a professional for over 17 years and she has never met anyone who had is as long as me. I remember i got my conjuctivitis around May and It finally went completely away early September. The only way MINE was curable was for it to go away on it's own. I was like that for my exams in school even into my holiday and i could not even relax or go underneath the water in beaches or swimming pool i couldn't even handle a bit of wind going in to my eye.

So if you have conjuctivitis, unless your eyes were killing you every day that you could not relax at one moment of the day for about 5 MONTHS you can't complain. :-) Hope this helped and remember i am only 15 and i see ADULTS complaining. If some one like me who had it 5 times as bad as any of you AND if i managed to get through it for 5 months then im sure you lot can handle something which is a lot less painful then what i went through for a couple of days or weeks.

way to be over a year late, mario.

Mario said:


You don't see adults complaining since I was like 16 when I posted that... like 4 years ago haha.

or 1 year ago, you illiterate bastard. why don't you and mario eye-kiss and make conjunctibabies.

K

THXBYELOLZ

ZOMBIE!

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I thaught they taght engelish on the raft over?

Thei dew, buht ie cowdint afored tha rafft.

ie hahd tu ryde a tyer.

oh, a Haitian Jetski?

ERADICATE WITH ERYTHROMYCIN! I have a tube if you need it you noob. I use it on my babies...

my dog just got back from the docs with conjuncto

MarkFuckingRichards said:

hahahahahahah