I have a guess, but I wanna see what others think!

W---- Cadaver?

I thought WAKING HER CADAVER, but the initials in the link are WTC, so it's probably WAKING THE CADAVER or something similar.

Of course, searching myspace I found this:

http://www.myspace.com/wakingthecadaver

Oh, thank goodness they allowed us to hear a 30 second demo.

God I hate death metal logos; I have absolutely no idea what that says.

That logo looks like a briar patch.

i like the space age Duke Nukem font on the rest of it. Very Windows 95.

we
love
trees

Camo Pants is the only one without his hoodie up, look for him to get kicked out of the band within a week.

duke nukem 3d was the shit. Same with the duke it out in DC expansion pack. SHAKE IT BABY.

This is like one of those magic eyes where you have to stare at it forever to make sense of it. I saw a W maybe an o, k or s. I'm really lost on this logo. And I had difficulties on the Impaled logo

"Here come the breakdown......mosh!"

boring boring boring

This is like Qaballah. I am forever changed.

this image kicks ass

only now am I noticing the swastika-like-ness of it

Beretta Clap Brutality

Hah

yeah, what does that mean?

GROOVY GOREGRIND?

WOW, REMINDS ME OF THAT AUSTRALIAN BAND
THAT PUT OUT "YEAST"
STILL TRENDY,
STILL KIND OF FUCKING DENSE

Wow, that's the gayest thing I've seen all day. Someone send that to the Hall of Douchebags.

that is a horrible logo. most death metal logos are readable, or atleast distinguishing in their own way, that is just retarded.

that logo is hilarious, it looks like a mass of green pubic hair.

from their myspace:
"Waking the Cadaver plays up-front brutality with NJ style sickness, creating a style of there own-to be known as "Slamming Gore Groove"

how many other bands play shit exactly like this????

Lettuce

snow is grim

WOW...kudos to them...if anyone knows anything about NJ its almost completely devoid of bands like this, at least they're trying to do something different than most of the faggotry happening in NJ right now

so what if you cant read the logo
"that logo sucks, i only like death metal logos you can kinda of sort of read a little bit maybe if you squint"

i'm out

mOe nli said:

truth be told.

no one was saying anything about their music,
i think the thread was just about their logo,
which you have to admit needs some work.
from the 30 second clip they sound better than most the crap around RI.

scoracrasia said:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRING ME.........A SHRUBBERY!!!!!

*cue doomish music*

I'm amazed that the state of New Jersey hasn't changed the name of Shore Points to Scene Points in honor of Thursday.

Oh, it's another Metal band in a graveyard pic!!!! Just noticed that....damn these guys are grim and kvlt!!!!

Hoser NLI said:

go boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons! you and your silly english ki-nig-ets!

...further proving that NJ should sink into the ocean

Ryan_M said:



HAhahahahahahahahahaha....

Hoser NLI said:



On top of that, camouflage pants are ultra sykkk kvlt 666!

2nd one in from the right looks like he has makeup on.

how about some lyrics, im loving your shit, i just cant find the lyrics anywhere online

fuck these faggots. terribly generic hardcore trying to be death metal

i thought Broken Hope broke up!

http://www.myspace.com/3seises

please, I beg of you....hahaha...I near pissed myself...listen to this whole song...This shit will kill you. HAHAHA

wow

anonymous said:

yeah it killed my ears, and I almost died laughing

these guys are good........what the fuck is wrong wit you?!

anonymous said:

hahahaha, this rules!

About 3seises
To destroy Death/Black Metal and rebuild it in Satan's name using New Wave Keyboards.

YES!

dwellingsickness said:
This is some of the best black metal Ive heard in a long time.......move over Darkthrone!!!

waking the cadaver aint bad, i do see a broken hope comparison

is that a lump of veiny spighetti?

waking .... cadillency?

bowelskinfacecloth said:

I'm sorry.. the link must be leading me to a different website than you

haha i almost pissed myself.... this is like the bury your dead of "grooveee grind?" why i ask you!?

They have a LOT of plays on their myspace!

its probally the band members themselves... go on there everyday and refresh the page when the song is done... they are playing a bowling alley you know...

I bet they are bestest buddies with Devourment

im drunk and am like YUUUUUUUUUUEAAA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awR8BsK2od0

Their video.

I like that song.

these guys atre fuckin insane

i enjoy this band

they sound pretty sick to me. and i like that logo. and the music video is awesome.

waking the cadaver
izz what they are called
slamming gore groove :]

enough with the hardcore kids trying to play slam death, plzkthnx

I agree.

These guys, JOB FOR A COWBOY and TYAG will be touring together in no time.

its waking the cadaver

That was figured out on April 7th.

TheGreatSpaldino said:

they don't look like hardcore kids to me, although in that music video the singer looks like a total wigger.

Hoser NLI said:


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

I love you.

I wicked like Waking The Cadaver.

Lots?

I just wish I knew what they were saying.

This band is alright. They're getting huge on myspace though, because kids are up for anything cacophonic.

They remind me of a bad version of "Misericordiam"

Your All Fucking Gay If Your Hatin On Waking The Cadaver


They Will Make it Farther Than Your Band
They Are From Jersey and they Already Have A HUGE Fan Base Here[where i live] In Sactown


SO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE WAKING THE CADAVER
GO SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU FAGGOTY ASS BITCH

oh yea, and i dont care if you dont have a band, your still gay

Learn English, dude. It's you're, not your.

we are all gay

why did I have to find this out from a thread on the internet.
my mom is going to be very sad... I guess my grandmother was right about me all along. no wait, she said "i don't think you are gay. I think you are good with all people". translation, bi-sexual. still, it's a punch in the balls to learn this from a thread on the 'net.
and let me add
"BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

i can read it. the name of the band is " weoucwieyvcwixnqwpsixoqwusbciqwysdvqwgyisdzxoksdcihsdfkahrfgaoeudxqopskxmqwoejdfiwyecvwiojxcnoqwsjdcbqihsvciqsyhxojb"

That video is sick as all fuckin hell. Cheezy.. But brutal!

this band sucks so bad.

hah, that's funny. i'd just gotten finished listening to a song from them (and i liked it--what can i say? i like 'deathcore') and was trying to figure out wth a "beretta clap" was on google. somehow i landed here. and i agree, it does look like a briar patch. everything after the w in waking is lost. i don't even see the the, but i could make out the cadaver.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

its wierd but this band is actually getting big
they only put up those mp3's like 6 months ago

why do these guys get so much praise? they are mediocre and not nearly as brutal are groovy as some other slam bands up here like IDN or Dysentery. Dysentery rapes these guys.

looks like they got signned rttp.com works wonders for bands

Friday, May 26, 2006


Waking The Cadaver info.

To put an end to any confusion of our listeners, we are going to post this blog. We are a death metal band, which means our vocals consist of Guttural noise. These vocals are seeming to be confused with the term BREE. We wish for people to stop recognizing our vocals as BREE...especially those who do not know anything about death metal. (for example...BOYS that look like kelly osbourne) please stop calling our gutturals and pig squeals "bree". Thank you.

secondly. There will be some updates with new pictures soon. We are also going to be printing T-shirts very shortly. And our split with devourment and running with sissors should be out this summer. Our full length CD will be released early 2007 on macabre mementos.

Waking The Cadaver

they arent guttural at all though. they are really dry and annoying.

anonymous said:

Sactown eh?

AUTOPSY_666 said:

I do not need to know who the band is because of the cool high school artsy photo project of taking pictures in a cemetary.

Losers. Lets try to be original. By the way your music sucks.

maan youre all noobs. its Waking The Cadaver and its freaking heavy as balls. this is real death metal, you can tell because theyre not wearing tight jeans like death metal imitators. Waking the Cadaver is freakin awesome. so everyone just shutup about how gay the logo is you noobs

I didn't realize the tightness of one's jeans determined whether or not one's death metal band was good.

I always thought it had something to do with music.

anonymous said:

If you read the thread, YOU NOOB, you would know that it was figured out long ago what the logo said, We have now moved on the the "They suck ass" part of the discussion....Keep up junior

anonymous said:

Why don't you suck a big cock? Well, because you already have one in your mouth.

anonymous said:

its not real death metal and its not even that heavy. if you put "brocore" vocals it would sound like 123192031923 other bands that are getting really popular on myspace. this band lacks everything.

I don't care, it is still a head of lettuce. And yes, they suck. And before you call me a "noob", I am almost 33 years old and have listened to "death metal" forever so shut your ass anonymous.

Oh yeah:





Don't drown your food!!!!

booyah

i like waking the cadaver music, and i don't give a fuck how they're looking, where they're from, how they're clasified and how stupid is there logo. good bye

I got here late, my guess was "Walking Candace."

that tight pants comment was bittersweet

what about this logo?

I see "Ejaculating Into A Waffle Iron", but I could be wrong.

Sewer Cross Legs? haha

HeavensJail said:

hahah!

The first word is "Semen" and I see an S at the end and a couple C's in the middle but the middle word isn't cock.

haha
http://www.myspace.com/semenacrosslips

Wanking The Cadaver?

don't eat moldey noodles or you will die from syphilis and or be'tes

Noobs!!! Wow like that's going to get us anywhere. Waking the whatever is ALRIGHT. I found chased through the woods by a rapist catchy. The sound of the vocals is dry however. And the drummer needs practice

I'm trying to figure out what the beginning part says about murderers. <--is that even a word?
"some plan thier crimes _________ while others kill on impulse" Wtffff is that word!?

anonymous said:


Is Sactown a real place or is that an inside joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5rdx0saKk4&mode=related&search=




Waking The Cadaver - Chased Through The Woods


Hilarious spoofs of their song

xanonymousx said:

All this time I thought "Bree" was a variation of the girls name Breigh.

anonymous said:

METICULOUSLY

the first spoof was pretty good.

Those one handed rolls sound like complete ass.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

holy shit, that's almost embarassing, and i don't even play drums.

I take that back, I don't hear any cymbals in the background, so it's just a 2 handed god awful mess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufoD73LzOuI

this baby knows whats up....
lol

i thought it was kinda cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBqL_qd6E-o

enjoyable, those never get old, well at least not to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YWchEStLkU
nothing to do with wtc but sorta odd

wow that band sucks

Waking The Cadaver
DYMBASSES!

Holy god, this has to be the worst band i ever heard. Everyone here who has anything decent to say about them is anonymous. Thats how embarassing it is to actually like them.

all this talk about wtc makes me wonder if the logo actually says we came with broken teeth? if you havent heard them their decent experamental grindcore.-babykiller

We Came With Broken Teeth is on the same label as that Terminally Your Aborted Ghost band. And maaaaaaaaan do they suck. Their guitarist looks like Jim from Bridgeport.

yeah, they're horrible.

The Slamming Gore Groove part gives it away to me that it's Waking The Cadaver, plus I already knew the logo.

that guy can REALLY wear a pair of slacks

everything about this screams negrotic

i think you mean niggatronic. either that or i'm baked.....so hows things Mr Mess?

shitty, i need a job!
a blow job!

try finding a job from 1200 miles away!