Yeah, I wish, maybe in a perfect world.

you're in the wrong genre of music for somethin like that

Dude, she is into Black Metal and brutal Death Metal.

AUTOPSY_666 said:


no, her ex-boyfriend was and now she says she is

No, I have known her over 3 years, she knows her shit.

Heh, typical. I was listening to metal long before I was even interested in boys. I'm well aware that the majority of "metal chicks" are stupid, scene whores, but I'm not one of them. However, if it makes you feel like a big "tuff" man, having that kind of mentality, all the power to ya.

PS - I was wearing a GBK shirt at the time. Alas, my hair was in the way.

That is all. =)

I'd let her sacrifice me to satan, if you know what i mean.

hahahahaha sacrifice him lady!

GBK is fucking queer.

P.S. There's no girls allowed in metal, GAWD!

suck my balls

Yeah, not every girl likes faggots who wear scarves and pretend to be PC.

NotCommon Records is the blackest metal label on earth. I practically eat, breathe and shit blashpemy.

ha! you dorks probably don't even like dimmu borgir either. I <3 them. *crush*

I don't like anything, poser.

i like dimmu when i am dressed like a viking prowling the streets looking for booty.....

varulv, you lonely hun? AIM me RELAYforDEATH
i dont bite




















actually, i do, but its kinda hot

And in a heartbeat, RTTP turns into myspace.

hahaha rich, i think the rev should charge a percentage when people hook up via rttp

or at least be allowed to take pictures

I think if that ever happened, he might look into it.

Cue the sausagefest picture.

no thanks

dont be hatin on a playa

As a side note, girlfriends are for fags.

ummmmmm.......hmmmmm..............

RichHorror said:



yeah if you like getting out of your easy chair every time you wanted a beer from the fridge

That's why God invented minorities.

and children

NotCommonRecords: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/Varulv/IMG_0184edit.jpg what do you think about this girl? She listens to black metal.
castledoomerown: she is hot hot hot where does she live?.
NotCommonRecords: I think in RI
NotCommonRecords: John Dwyer knows her, want me to hook you up with her?
castledoomerown: O ok thats kewl is she 23 in a half or 24??.
NotCommonRecords: I am not sure of her age, she looks around that though.
castledoomerown: Yeah to me she looks like our age joe and everything else
NotCommonRecords: Yeah
NotCommonRecords: I wonder if she is from the west side? She looks like one of those east side girls to me, what do you think?
castledoomerown: To me she looks like a metallica fan of what I saw 9 years ago on a website that is and and she looks to me like she lives in newport rhoade island I know what those girls look like I have been to newport ri once joe and everything else
NotCommonRecords: Yeah, she is probably from newport. I don't think I like her anymore.

I'm ending every sentence with 'and everything else' from now on and everything else.

WAIT THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET! FAKER

I, like, wicked heart metal.

LOOKS PART ASIATIC

IRISH OR FRENCH?

STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN YA FUCKIN MUTT

Damn, way to ruin my witty "what's his name" retort to this thread. I should've known...

She lives in Canada.

Haha, isn't that from some movie? "She lives in the Niagara Falls area, you wouldn't know her!"

Everyone I went to junior high with had a girlfriend that lived in Framingham.

i just totally egg creamed my work boots....

She has always reminded me of a mix of a blonde Cristina Ricci and a prettier Angelina Jolie.

Man, Dimmu Borgir sucks; Dwyer knows I don't listen to that shit. Could have at least been more original.

Miss Varulv, would you be pleased if Mr. Dwyer and I had a death match for your honor?

If you must... =\

for better or worse, some people make way too big a deal about girls into metal; they either want to marry her in a heartbeat or they get pissed off and think she's a poser.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

NIAGRA FALLS!!! SLOWLY I TURNED, STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH...

(i hate whoever doesn't know what that is from.)

hahaha i know whats it from.

I never saw the episode, but I do know what it's from.

What the fuck is a GBK and what does it have to do with being wicked kvlt in basement one man bads?

Josh, you ever seen Better Off Dead?
FIVE DOLLARS!

BLOOD! RIVERS OF BLOOD!
...hahaha, i'm laughing my nuts off right now...timeless!

Rich, your friends took all our women.

I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!!

Two dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd let her piss on me.

Five...errrr....Two Dollars!

this thread should have stopped at joe's comment about his label.

girls in metal is a myth (just like the female orgasm).

this thread isn't going to get anyone laid. for that you need to employ the services of one Rich Horror.

Rich? Anything?

sex is overated. water polo is where its at.

That chick is a bombshell.

That chick has an Adam's apple.

you people are completely gay

RELAYforDEATH: have you ever swallowed a GI joe paratrooper whole and shit it out while sitting in a tree to see if his chute deploys?
hotty009: ewno
RELAYforDEATH: neither have i

yeah we're pretty happy. anyways, that chick totally has the clap. beware!

It's true... I'm a walking STD. =(

no, I meant you applaud people often. damn people, xxx always on the mind or what?!

my favorite thing is when someone or some band is talked about on here and then they spring up even though they've never been here before.

it always makes me wonder if they were googling their name and it popped up, or if like a friend was like "DUDE, SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU ONLINE YOU GOTTA GO SAY SOMETHING"

sometimes it's some loser pretending to be them

anonymous said:

yea? okay.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

also i dont know if anyone said it or not but its from the movie weird science.

I thought it was from The Breakfast Club?

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

im pretty sure it was weird science but it was anthony michael hall who said it so we both could be right on this one. maybe it was a running gag.

cause i remember a few scenes from weird science his character talking about it and i remember the scene from the breakfast club youre thinking of too.

but hey who cares right, we should be urging over something more constructive then this. i mean its what were supposed to do here right.

godbless

FAGS!

i saw a "walk/don't walk" sign in taunton after our show and the don't walk was the red hand...but the lights for the ring finger didn't work so it was giving a shocker

made me laugh

did some people seriously just try to hit on a girl via picture?

I knew this thread would get at least 60 responses.

she kinda looks like a pretty fetus.

Ha.

Dankill said:

Get me in a bar with this girl. She'll be yours before the end of the night... if she doesn't want to end up in a dumpster with her fuckin' throat slit.

anonymous said:


OH KISS ME NOW

Varulv said:


AND she hates Jews? WHERE DO I SIGN?

j/k

I <3 JEWS

you have to love them..
I mean how much $$ do you owe them?

Actually, the ZOG is returning me a whole $9 from the fruits of last year's labor. Yay

DomesticTerror said:

is this abbot and costello!? my dad use to always tell me about this, when he was 6 years old he loved those guys. i have no idea who they are.

NO TO GBK
NO TO JEWS
YES TO TASTE

(OF GAY BLACK MALE SEMEN OF COURTHE)

this is the greatest thread in a long time
i now have a walking erection

There are definitely true metal chicks out there who also happen to be hot (I've known quite a few) - but like all good things in life, they are rare.

(Ryan M. is right, though, you don't want to marry one right off the bat either. The best thing to do is have many girls like that as good friends of yours as possible; if one is right for you, you'll eventually hook up, and for each one that you don't hook up with, you have a better friend in your life than most sausages will ever be)

Abbath and Costello? that would be a hilarious movie

hello there brown eyes.