ok, what the fuck is with kids being pussies? even 10 short years ago when i was a freshman in high school, if someone was "hazing" you it was a right of passage. you didnt cry and whine to mommy that someone was being mean, you sucked it up and dealt with it. i mean fingering someones anus is a bit extreme, and i would get upset about that too, but most of this "hazing" bullshit is something so minor, and the "perpetrators" are run through the fucking ringer and their school enrollment is jeopardized because some kid is a fucking pussy. if my kid some day complains he was being picked on, i'll tell him to turn and knock the kid out. everyone born post 1990 is going to grow up to be the biggest vagina.
some girl at my work is preggo, she is like 18 and she is about 4'11 and weighs no more than 90 pounds. she is going to split in half when that kid is born.