Big fat juicy ones
eeny weeny squeemy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm
Cut off their heads, and squeeze out their juice, and throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive on worms three times a day
OH LARISSALITA, QUEEN OF ALL MESSAGE BOARDS
I DREAM OF GOING WITH YOU TO DARKEST AFRICA
WHERE TOGETHER WE MAY BE INFECTED
WITH THE WORM
AND THEN TENDERLY I MAY HOLD YOU
WHILE ADMINISTERING ALBENDAZOLE
AS YOU EXPEL UNTOLD MILLIONS OF INTESTINAL PARASITES
