We know how Dwyer is so important to the scene (especially in his own mind). He's been a major influence in the history of metal around here (in his own mind) and really gives back to the metal community. Let's praise (or roast the moron) here!! Tell us what you love about him (or better yet loathe) and your favorite experience about him (when he failed to drown himself would be nice) with us!

haha I miss fighting with Dwyer. Ever since Throwing Shrapnel came along I've had no one to call bald.

Hahaha, A Dwyer Roast.

I remember when Dwyer was in Black Sabbath, and he wrote those crazy riffs that set the standard for a lot of modern metal.

Though his stint in Carnivore was a little less known, he still made an impression on the youth of america.

I think his finest work was his influence in the band Carcass...

man, without him, things just wouldnt be right.

well, there was this one time I'll never forget... where he corrected my spelling.

I fucked Dwyer in the mouth down in maryland. It was pretty metal.

Joe/NotCommon said:

i remember that! dave from the grave was on the other end of that man sandwich wasn't he?

Dwyer at an xmas metal fest behind his table of schweet schit!

Ha.....that's my last name too. Thank God you're not talking about me.

My Favorite!

Dwyer has sold me some killer cds... and he always carries doom too... i like that.

John Dwyer is one of the biggest scumbags I know and I'm happy he's my friend.
Remember the time he said he gets laid more than everyone here combined!

He said that? hahah. That's great.

I remember one time Anne put Dwyer in a headlock and he was in a coma for a month and a half.

oh yeah, how could i forget the time Dwyer backed out of the Rhode Island Record Executive Championship boxing match at Sausagefest. Anne Armageddon simply intimidated him with her middle finger and endless chants of "fuck vous dwyah!!"

Dwyer sold me a World Downfall CD thinking it was the Japanese band.
It was the Germans.
I've never been the same man since.

I told Dwyer I was of mixed race, and he propositioned me.