just a sampling...

Dictonary of Republicanisms

abstinence-only sex education n. - Ignorance-only sex education

alternative energy sources n. - New locations to drill for gas and oil

bankruptcy n. - A punishable crime when commited by poor people but not by corporations

Cheney, Dick n. - the greater of two evils

class warfare n. - any attempt to raise the minimum wage

climate change n. - when the air conditioning is on in your BMW

compassionate conservatism n. - poignant concern for the very wealthy

creationism n. - pseudoscience that claims Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental

democracy n. - a product so extensively imported that the domestic supply is depleted

energy independance n. - the caribou witness relocation program

extraordinary rendition n. - outsourcing torture

Fox News fict. - Faux news

free markets n. - Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense

healthy forest n. - no tree left behind

honesty n. - lies told in simple declarative sentences

laziness n. - when the poor aren't working

leisure time n. - when the rich aren't working

neoconservatives n. - nerds with Napoleonic complexes

9/11 n. - tragedy used to justify any administrative policy, especially if unrelated

No Child Left Behind Act riff. 1. v. - there's always the military

ownership society n. - A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth

Patriot Act n. - the pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent terrorists from destroying them first

pro-life n. - valuing human life up until birth

staying the course interj. Slang. - saying and doing the same stupid thing over and over, regardless of the result

voter fraud n. - a significant minority turnout

walmart n. - the nation-state, future tense

woman n. - 1. person who can be trusted to bear a child but can't be trusted to decide whether or not she wishes to have the child. 2. person who must have all decisions regarding her reproductive functions made by men with whom she would never have sex with in the first place.