Some of you pussies might remember him as the guitarist from Death Amphetamine. Anyways, I work with him now and sunday he was driving and apparantly someone was going in reverse on the highway, causing the car in front of Jalfin to stop, so he swerved to avoid that car and hit a patch of grass and flipped his car. Luckily he is fine. Scary shit though. I heard this story from another manager, so it might not be 100% accurate, but either way his car flipped over on the highway.

only people from maine do that reverse on the highway bullshit.

So basically Ocean was trying to kill Asaf?

Now one more guy in a somewhat RTTP-related band will get in a car accident, and the circle will be complete.

asaf is a nice guy...talked to him for awhile at a show, he really loves Dream Theater and Yngwie Malmsteen...maybe he was shredding too hard in his car and forgot that playing guitar while driving is kinda illogical.

Or maybe it was the person driving in reverse and the car right in front of him that came to a complete stop?

yeah...ok...I was just joking, I did read what you wrote.

I'm glad he's ok...no more silly jokes.

I was just being a dick to be funny, don't take it personally.

yeah, I had a case of the sand vag on that one, my fault.

You and I are going to become best friends, even if it means the death of everyone you love.

My friend flipped her car over last weekend. She fell asleep at the wheel and flipped the fucking thing over. She's got some nasty bruises but she's fine too. How do you just walk out of flipping your car over? Maybe she and Asaf should breed...they might be some form of superhuman.

asdfjkl;

damn hope he is alright. we played with them a little while back and they were all real nice dudes.

that sucks ass, that car was brand spanking new and not even halfway paid off

the_reverend said:


no, it's forward but in the wrong direction.

the_reverend said:

that's not true. Thrillseekers in Germany do it on the autobahn. It's so dangerous that they shut down the autobahn and issue warnings on the radio when somebody's doing it.

thrillseekers...

Germans are born to die!