http://www.localnewsleader.com/elytimes/stories/news-00119123.html

i love how the only thing they saw about what happened to the first woman was "But they [wild animals] can in fact be dangerous and sometimes attack people who venture too close -- as South Africa‘s noseless do-gooder discovered to her horror."

We're so detached from nature now that we're too dumb to know how to live among the rest of the planet's inhabitants. Plus we've got that retarded 'humans are superior to animals' bullshit going on. Yeah, we're so superior that we couldn't survive a day in the natural habitat now. No claws, no fur, no big teeth, can't run fast, can't see in the dark, our hearing and sense of smell are pathetic and we use our big brains to come up with new ways of killing eachother. Are we fucking special? We're a virus, and we make easy meals because we're slow and stupid. Good for the lions and tigers.

the lions need to eat the dumb ones.
they taste better.

I wanna see a show like they had on the Simpsons, "Fast Animals, Slow Children"...that was awesome

HailTheLeaf said:

wasn't that Family Guy?

shit, perhaps it was...damn it was Family Guy, my bad

aw dang, i got honey on my knees