we've got this old lady that works in our office now and she wears enough perfume to decimate a 3rd world country...

I'm thinking about introducing myself and farting in her cubicle...

that would be awesome because the only thing worse than perfume overkill is when a fart mixes with it. you should fart right in her face.

my friend farted at work, and one of his coworkers used a fan to direct it right into a customer's face. the guy got a face full of ass.

that's awsome I've got the micro-brew farts brewing today, coupled with the broccoli that I had last night, these are going to be heinous

i had those exact farts yesterday. on saturday i ate broccolli and drank some home-brewed beer at my friend's place. my farts almost killed my girlfriend the next morning. i was dutch ovening her until she couldn't breathe.

dreadkill said:

Dutch Ovens are the best use of farts ever

when i first read this i though it was about an Overkill perfume. i figured the scent was nuclear holocaust or something.

smell the burning flesh
taste the tangy sulfur air
volcano season

Yeti said:

retitled the thread, lol, you're right it looked like an Overkill Perfume AD Thread

wait. wasnt this just called something about overkill??? or am i fucking nuts?

oh ok

LMAO

i know i made a similar thread a while ago...here's some GOOD advice:

Find out if it's bothering anyone else...and then politely complain to your boss..tell him/her how it's literally making you sick and it's not a good working environment...they'll talk to her about it and she'll tone it down =)

not sure if she'll tone it down or not, she's like 800 years old

well if the boss tells her too, she won't have much choice!

The good news is if she is indeed old, she will be dead soon enough. Everytime I get angry with an old person, I just tell myself this and it makes me happy.

"French Shower"

Dec 19,2005 11:34am - largefreakatzero]
The good news is if she is indeed old, she will be dead soon enough. Everytime I get angry with an old person, I just tell myself this and it makes me happy.
~~~
i do that too .. we are evil!

the_reverend said:

watch those french comments aaron... I can do more then raise the white flag...

this one kid at work wears something that smells decent but it's just way to much, he's a skunk, i can tell where he is and where he's been half the time cause it's so much.

sometimes i put alot of aftershave on to soothe the cuts my razor gives me. i bathe in aqua velva.

succubus said:

you know what's sad is that I say that about my grandmother.

what's even sadder is that my grandma's 95 and for some reason she just wont' die.