Nice makeup, faggots. Discuss.

They are playing tomorrow with Amon Amarth, I guess I will have to sit through them.

unflag as news aaron

Yeah I'm not looking forward to sitting through them. They blow.

Sounds like news to me. I've never heard of them before.

they sound like everything you've already heard and decided is horrible. but they're really young, so they have all the time in the world to get more commercialized.

Good guitarists...but...just so bland.

That makes my dick hurt...please stop!

yeah man...begin never thinking about them again...it's for the best.

Think about Deceased instead

they rip on guitar. i thought they play really tight live as well. they play really shitty music though and i've heard quite a few funny stories about them being fucking assholes to other bands and thinking they were rockstars.

you're too polite...a "this band sucks" thread should be open to full scale promotion, considering how many people will read this because it's negative...

here's the flyer



now make fun of trivium

goratory nli said:


They handed my husband a demo a few years back at a Beyond The Embrace show and said "Here. We sound like Beyond The Embrace." lol. What kinda shit band promotion is that...here we sound like someone else.

err, that was me. fuck my browser.

it worked for them though...so...go figure

which is unfortunate.

Deceased > Trivium

I think trivium is great.

they're definitely all good at what they do...but they couldn't write an original sounding sound if they tried (and I don't think they do)

I've never heard them, but if they compare themselves to beyond the embrace then they suck.

Deceased......

I wouldn't never say "these guys can't play", cause they can, but to me they're entry-level metal for people who are too lazy to listen to the bands they emulate...badly.

so I'm lazy now for liking a band. that's a new one and it's awesome.

noooo Doug, that wasn't a direct attack on everyone who likes the band. I'm more referring to the 13 year old mall kids who think they're the be all and end all of metal.

Those mall kids obviously never heard Deceased, too bad it's 21+

quit reminding me I'm missing Deceased goddamnyou.

I beg to differ, Succubus - this is news of the highest order. A team of the scientific community's most highly esteemed researchers have released their findings after months of toil and it is conclusive: TRIVIUM IS POOP. Makeup + clothing intended for the opposite gender + false metal is the equivalent to feces in the ear. Aaron, be a good chap and reinstate the news flag?

MY METAL IS BETTER THAN YOUR METAL!

oh the hilarity

Absolutely, Sacreligion! While I fancy myself something of an elitist and in a rather prickish manner, believe that I have the credentials to back this claim - this seems to me to be a matter of common sense. The veteran OR the novice should not have much difficulty in identifying the DOUCHERY inherent in this band.

God dammit. I'd kill to see Deceased. But I'm only 19. So I guess the Bodom show will have to do (Besides, I've been trying to see Amon Amarth for years)

Tis true... They do suck a hard and heavy cock.

I remember gettin a promo of their debut on Lifeforce. I wasn't impressed as they seemed to hang on Shadows Fall's nuts, but not all that well.
The new album was an improvement in my opinion. A lot better song structure and the riffs stick in your head.
They hang on SF's balls much better now.

they do the ride the lightning metallica drum thing with the "hey hey" part in the middle of one of their songs and end their set with that ride the lightning riff..... lame

the song i am refering to is "a gunshot to the head of tripidation" listen to it at their myspace page if you must

Ride the Lightning drum thing? What?

bump. my hatred for this band is unstoppable.

the internet should have e-tomatoes so we can all bombard Trivium with them

I like their catchy songs to be honest... but they play poser metal and act like dip shits now that they "big". A year ago when they weren't known really they seemed completely different.

Douchebag rockstars whose image/posturing/attitude is writing a check that their music could never even HOPE to cash - even if it weren't rehashed/Cripple Jew-doctored dogshit.

GoatOfCatalyst said:

Cripple Jew?

I saw them with DANZIG at the Roxy.

Total fucking Trend Metal, this is the kind of band that needs to have a fatal bus accident.

some of you just can't seem to let go of anything. sheesh.

'poop' is giving them far too much credit.

I'm sorry, Anonymous - "Fat Cripple Jew" = Jason Suecof, producer extrordinaire & finest Hebrew in the entertainment business. He happens to be all of the aforementioned and he's also been my friend for about ten years, so eat kosher wang if I offended any of you.

they think they are fucking iron maiden. the guitar playing is cool, but matt heafy is just such a goddamn cocky piece of fuck.

If they're wearing Iron Maiden shirts, they must be real metal....right?