i like em curvy like this


i like chicks who want to have sex
chicks who love to suck a cock and swallow it
chicks who want me to go down on them for hours
chicks with nice hair
broads who look good in anything, sweatpants or a miniskirt, they rock it!
fucking A, women are the best, but i fucking hate them!

anonymous posting really does it for me

Cawx

Hooray for vagina!

A girl who lets me finger her in the ass
A girl that lets me spit on them
Then I write songs about them

I think you get the idea

If you photoshopped a vacuum cleaner where that flame thrower is, she'd be fucking hot.

huge tits

niccolai said:

agreed

mmmmmmm devil chix

mmmm more devil chix

i like boobies
and mexicans, but not as much as brazilians

what about girls with cocks? anyone like them?

dftg seems to have a fetish.
but come on... why do you have a thing for girls with implants?

actually, I hate fake tits. I just really like guns.

then why don't you post pictures of guns instead of pictures of girls with fake tits?

and what are you going to do, the the chamber

penises

Homeless women are a big turn on. You dont have to worry about driving them home, all you do is stop the car anywhere you want, kick them out and everything works out in the end.

the_reverend said:

first I'd struggle to make sense out of something that was just silly


then I'd fuck the chamber

im assuming davefromthegraves fav. part of Jackie Brown is the "Chicks Who Love Guns" part. roflcopter


turn ons= chicks that pay attention to me

intricateprocess said:

I never saw that movie.



fap fap fap

women crying

1) Girls who are trained massage therapists
2) Girls who have written an article on fellatio techniques
3) Girls who think it's hilarious when you accidentally grab one of her sisters' asses

Damn, I'm a lucky guy.

I'd rape the fuck out of that chick.

Girls that drink beer on the train with me at the moment.

i love women who are shallow cunts with meaningless lives that think they are goddesses because of Facebook. looks like i'm in luck.

yeah yeti, I think you are talking about women.

she would over power your faggot veggie ass

two terrible things that make girls ugly
1) smoke
2) red sock sticker on car or facebook pictures at a game

And I would have a problem with that becaaaause?

I'd let her abuse me.

i foresee batteries being shoved down your pee hole in your future.

Normally I could fire back with a witty retort but after that one, I think I'm truly at a loss for words.

Looks like a jealous chick made this one, 'cause she's a fucking knockout.

3) lookin' like they took 4 hours and 5 changes of clothes to get ready in the morning

Awesome tits (not necessarily big tits)
She encourages me to watch lesbian porn
long hair
good taste in music
under 25
can hold her booze
NOT FAT!
FLAT TUMMY!
can name any Sabbath song after hearing 10 seconds of it
NOT FAT
shaved pussy lips
laughs at nigger jokes
NOT FAT
actually enjoys my band practices
drives like a maniac
trusts me on the road
can roll a killer joint
NOT FAT
NOT FAT
NOT FAT

gross

Haha, that's mine on both counts. (No FB shots from games, at least.)

girls who use their eyes to say "fuck me"
nipple/clit rings
fatty cocksucking lips
round asses
non anorexic chicks
curves (not fat chicks)
chinky eyes
ability to shake ass in time with music (watching a girl with no rythm dance is not attractive at all)
headbanging/fist pumping
can hit 2 foot bong without choking
green eyes
nice tattoos
likes to clean
will give me head when she walks in on me fapping to internet porn instead of getting mad about it
girls who have something to say that i actually give a shit about listening to

a full buttcrack, not one of those weird ones that ends half way up the butt

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

hahaha red sox, oh man, so true! RIP Boner.

a girl that will let you drop a load onto her face. (not poop)

I approve of this.

I like girls who have been underwater for days and are extremely pale. First pic made me come.