Adobe photoshop CS for photographers

How to make love like a porn star

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which do i start with?

of course the porn star book was on top and i spent quite some time going through all the pics of jenna jameson (she wrote it about herself with the help of a writer) and it looks really good

but then i put it down and starting going through the PS book...i need to learn some techniques....saw some interesting things too

clean out your hard drive.

you mean on here? empty the laptop?

the_reverend said:

That sounds dirty.

succubus said:

That sounds dirtier.

i ordered us 80gb hard drives
so i wasn't sure which drives he was referring to since i also have 2 external hard drives and on them i still have some duplicate files

DeOdiumMortis said:

photoshop, not the porn star thing, you obviously didn't see my porn star pic

lemme look for it but it's OLD it's from summer of 1998

I mean the external

the_reverend said:

that sounds dirty too.
Could someone please tell me if i should be enjoying this or not???

i did a good job on the external..more important things to do now

succubus said:

There's another one.

I keep getting packages too!
some time last week: motherboard
yesterday: posters and a shirt
tomorrow: RAM
Monday: CPU, heatsink, printer
I think that's it for this month. I think I'm all out of money.

packages are fun!

I got Lurker of Chalice in the mail

Ludicra 'Hollow Psalms' on the way too

I love mail

carina sure did do a good job on the external... but she tired to pull some pornstar shenanigans

hah!

carina, I need to see this porn star book, but I'm pretty sure you can learn enough just from watching..................

hah!
it's not a book that REALLY teaches you..it's about jenna jameson's life

I love Fedex. The stuff that was going to arrive Monday is already here. And the one thing that should've been here today via UPS still isn't here. Apparently Fedex owns.

great book on the porn industry.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...1-1974531?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

and listening to jenna jameson talk literally hurts. what a dumb ho.

succubus said:

If that's not dirty then I don't know what is.

hahaha well i didn't mean for it to be i just love getting mail

and wade, the's more of a photo book no? I just know that jenna's been through a lot of crap and i wanted to read it, i started it and she gets raped within the first few chapters..

the way she talked about that incident on VH1 made it sound so inocuous. i'm sure it wasn't.

it's a photo book with a lot of text, too. the author/photographer bumped uglies with Savannah before she off'ed herself.

if its just a book about her life, the where did you read about what you were trying last night?
you sure were talking like a pornstar

hah! aaron don't i always?

not like that...
it's like you wanted to do it like a pornstar or something