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New site? Maybe some day.
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Rap = Black metal
Rap:
Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules
Black metal:
Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules
Rap:
Band members with fake names
Black metal:
Band members with fake names
Rap:
Complaints about opression from white christians
Black metal:
Complaints about opression from white christians
Rap:
Overly concerned with making money
Black metal:
Overly concerned with not making money
Rap:
Cheesy synthesizers
Black metal:
Cheesy synthesizers
Rap:
Barely in English
Black metal:
Barely in English
Rap:
Strong feelings about God
Black metal:
Strong feelings about God
Rap:
Black skin
Black metal:
Black leather
Rap:
100 guest appearances on every album
Black metal:
100 side projects by every band member
Rap:
Musicians arrested for murder
Black metal:
Musicians arrested for murder
Rap:
Closed-minded fanbase
Black metal:
Closed-minded fanbase
Rap:
Very expensive tennis shoes
Black metal:
Very expensive leather boots
Rap:
Imagery containing dogs
Black metal:
Imagery containing wolves
Rap:
Negative portrayals of whites
Black metal:
Negative portrayals of Jews
Rap:
Rips off samples from pop music
Black metal:
Rips off ideas from classical music
Rap:
Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
Black metal:
Videos with super-shiny swords
Rap:
Imagery of the urban jungles
Black metal:
Imagery of the bleak forests
Rap:
Pride in geographic region
Black metal:
Pride in geographic region
Rap:
Pride in own race
Black metal:
Pride in own race
Rap:
Songs about hanging out
Black metal:
Songs about hanging people
Rap:
Overly concerned with appearance
Black metal:
Overly concerned with appearance
Rap:
High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
Black metal:
High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
Rap:
Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
Black metal:
Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
Rap:
Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
Black metal:
Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
Rap:
Musicians face accusations of selling out
Black metal:
Musicians face accusations of selling out
Rap:
Unusual interest in ancestry
Black metal:
Unusual interest in ancestry
Rap:
Videos with scantily-clad women
Black metal:
Promo photos with scantily-clad women
Rap:
Booty Calls are a common theme
Black metal:
A Call To Arms is a common theme
Rap:
Constantly drinking alcohol
Black metal:
Constantly drinking alcohol
Rap:
Axing people kweshuns
Black metal:
Carrying battle axes
Rap:
Bitching about being enslaved
Black metal:
A bunch of bitches called Enslaved
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that was awesome. enslaved rules. |
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ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.
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AUTOPSY_666 said: ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.
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right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.
and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! |
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I can't talk to you for very long, your teeth gross me out.
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whiskey_weed_and_women said: AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.
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right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.
and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! |
hahaha |
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this is like 4 years old. |
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why is this flagged as news? |
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there are no niggers in black metal there are plenty in rap |
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whiskey_weed_and_women said: AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.
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right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.
and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! |
Johnny Cash is okay, but I bet everyone on this board has stuff in their record collection better than him. For older music, I think The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and even Bob Dylan made better music than Johnny Cash. |
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But this was funny
My favorite:
Rap:
Strong feelings about God
Black metal:
Strong feelings about God |
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rap
bunch of punk ass nigger losers
black metal bunch of punk ass losers |
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this is great, since black metal is gay
at least rappers get attractive girls under 140lbs |
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RAP/ fuck hot white chicks
black metal/ fuck white skanks
rap/ live in million dollar homes
BLACK METAL live at home still
rap/ have gold teeth
black metal/ have yellow teeth
rap are mostly black
black metal wear mostly black
rap closet homosexuals
black metal closet homosexuals
rap closet christains
black metal closet christains
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retzam said: whiskey_weed_and_women said:AUTOPSY_666 said:ENSLAVED are better than any band WWW likes.
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right, cause you talk to me on a daily basis and know my record collection.
and i seriously doubt anything you got is better then Johnny Cash, Hank Williams or George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
eat a dick and go back to losing your hair, fascist ! |
Johnny Cash is okay, but I bet everyone on this board has stuff in their record collection better than him. For older music, I think The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and even Bob Dylan made better music than Johnny Cash. |
TULL!
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