Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus\' be messin\' my old lady, got to be runnin\' col\' upsihd down his head! You Know?
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain\'t gonna lay no mo\' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s\'other say I won say, I pray to J I get the same ol\' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform\' us\' down I take TCBin, man\'.
Subtitle: DON\'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha\' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac, lay\'er down an\' smack \'em yack \'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col\' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
Jiveman1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si\' run th\' java.
Subtitle: I WOULD LIKE THE STEAK PLEASE.
Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin\' fruit garden.
Subtitle: I\'LL HAVE THE FISH.
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