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returntothepit >> discuss >> People with awesome names. by WhyamIandasshole on Mar 23,2005 10:22am
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toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Mar 23,2005 10:22am
I work in shipping and these are some names I've come accross that have put a smile on my face

Craig Dicks
Marianna Pissa
Richard Titties

A buddie of mine working telemarketing also had to call a women named Monica Shlawinski.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 23,2005 10:25am
Craig Dicks is the best name I've ever heard



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Mar 23,2005 10:28am
My favorite has to be Dick Titties. That cant be real.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 23,2005 10:32am
A friend of mine knew a guy who's last name was Hiscock. He planned to name his kids Sharon and Holden. True story



toggletoggle post by silky  at Mar 23,2005 10:36am
I knew a kid named dick weiner.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Mar 23,2005 11:48am
I used to work with a guy named Johnny Bologna.
(Ba-lo-nee)

No Shit!!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 23,2005 12:04pm
I work with a guy named Dick Bean



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Mar 23,2005 12:06pm
Theres a guy who live's where I work, who's named Rudy Pussy



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Mar 23,2005 1:07pm
I worked for a Greg Dicks. he was a black belt in karate for some reason.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 23,2005 1:13pm
my dad worked with a named Long Wang.
I don't think the guy knew english well enough to understand why everyone laughed at his name.



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Mar 23,2005 1:17pm
there was some guy running for some office in my town named Dick Swett....signs all along the side of the road vote DICK SWETT!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 23,2005 1:20pm
you must be from NH.
I seen 'em too.



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Mar 23,2005 1:35pm
Richard Wood. (aka dick wood) thats my dentist



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Mar 23,2005 2:49pm
Sister Mary Jane Herb



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 23,2005 2:51pm
Dr. Roche A Stoner .... and yes its legit.



toggletoggle post by Todd_Bombshelter  at Mar 23,2005 2:55pm
My mom works with a guy named Richard Lapper( I wonder if she ever called him dick?)



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 23,2005 3:00pm
my initials are PMS...........beat that.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 23,2005 3:00pm
my mother's maiden name is Scarry !



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Mar 23,2005 3:04pm
my Aunts name is Karen Bell-Peppers.
Dont ask me y she kept Bell, after her 2nd divorce....esp when marrying Clyde Peppers.
And yes, theyre Southern.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 23,2005 3:06pm
jeff Weed's dad is named Richard Weed.

I met a guy whose name really was Micheal Hunt.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 23,2005 3:11pm
remember the Rep from NH, Dick Sweat?



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Mar 23,2005 3:30pm
Hi. Matt Hooker.



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Mar 23,2005 3:31pm
How about the Nascar driver Dick Trickle?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 23,2005 3:38pm
BornSoVile said:
remember the Rep from NH, Dick Sweat?


it's already mentioned.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Mar 23,2005 4:08pm
a friend of mine claims she went to school with a kid named Richard Breth.

my absolute fave- Sharon Needles



toggletoggle post by m.nolan at Mar 23,2005 5:27pm
There's a fella in my phone book named Nasal T. Lardbottom.
And it's legit.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Mar 23,2005 5:42pm
Gabe Horn.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 23,2005 5:53pm
i went to school with a middle eastern kid named Amir Butts



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 23,2005 5:53pm
gabriel boys..........gabe boys for short.



toggletoggle post by khk at Jan 29,2006 4:47pm
khohp



toggletoggle post by khk at Jan 29,2006 4:49pm
hlh



toggletoggle post by bowelskinfacecloth at Jan 29,2006 5:47pm
coco crisp



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 29,2006 5:54pm
dick swett was the best. i wanted to be from nh so i could have voted for him.

i had a doctor named dr. hamburger before.

i knew a mike hunt also.

my girlfriend always checks in a patient named wilhelmus vanderknacker. i think it's a funny name.

i know i know of better ones. i'll think of them eventually.



toggletoggle post by Nate   at Jan 29,2006 6:09pm
there's a guy that lives on the Cape somehwere named Benjamin Dover. There was a kid in my school who's lastname was Whitehead.



toggletoggle post by nick   at Jan 29,2006 6:17pm
PHIL MCKRACKEN.



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Jan 29,2006 6:23pm
GUY NIGUARE



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 29,2006 7:14pm
My mom had some customer at her job named Dick Buttmarc a while back...



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 29,2006 8:00pm
Haywood Jablome



toggletoggle post by Nate   at Jan 29,2006 8:17pm
how bout the football legend Dick Butkus.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jan 29,2006 10:39pm
Ginger Clam.... It is in the phonebook



toggletoggle post by the rooster at Jan 29,2006 11:11pm
Rip Torn



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Jan 29,2006 11:57pm
looking through CDs in a record store, i saw albums from a guy named Bruce Cockburn.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 30,2006 12:15am
Dick Johnson from Grief.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jan 30,2006 1:31am
Reuben Fuchs
Jacky Asse
Chuck Norris



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jan 30,2006 1:36am
Merle Haggard
Waylon Jennings



toggletoggle post by Mike Oxbig at Jan 30,2006 3:20am
Never heard any funny names. Sorry.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jan 30,2006 3:47am
Man, people mentioning Chuck Norris every thread on here is so over done



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 30,2006 4:48am
I knew a Vietnamese kid named Phuc Hyunh and another kid named Da Phat Mak

Both of their names amused me immensely in 7th grade.



toggletoggle post by falsecathedrals   at Jan 30,2006 9:43am
i was at the hospital yesterday for a concussion and in the waiting room they were showing bobsledding, and there's a guy named dick trickle.

fuckin, dick trickle.

that beats all.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Jan 30,2006 9:53am
My third grade teacher was named Mr. Farty.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jan 30,2006 10:01am
dwellingsickness said:
Man, people mentioning Chuck Norris every thread on here is so over done


chuck norris



toggletoggle post by Nuck Chorris at Jan 30,2006 10:04am
KOUNDHOUSE RICK!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 30,2006 10:30am
AHA i knew it. you thought you'd be slick and watch us but i am on to you. you know who you are



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at Jan 30,2006 11:37am
A girl graduated with me last year named Som Young Hoe.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jan 30,2006 11:42am
the_reverend said:
my dad worked with a named Long Wang.
I don't think the guy knew english well enough to understand why everyone laughed at his name.


My dad worked with a guy named Dinh Dong Hang (Or something like that, first word pronounced like Ding, but I think it was spelled different)...and at some point he changed his name to Richard...so he went from Ding Dong Hang to Dick Hang.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Jan 30,2006 11:46am
Ryan_M said:
looking through CDs in a record store, i saw albums from a guy named Bruce Cockburn.


I've seen that guy's albums too.



toggletoggle post by DJ Death at Jan 30,2006 4:10pm
The most gayest name ever= Terry Wankle... Kike.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 31,2006 10:21am
one of the guys in my studio just showed me an awesome name on a document he had. the last name was Bonenfant, but the signature looked like BONERFART!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 31,2006 10:24am
Bruce Cockburn...
his last name is pronounced co-burn
the K sound is silent



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 31,2006 12:53pm
Ann Swallow
Dean Kuntz
Jamie Finkelstein
Oyvind Mustafarta



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 3:10pm
i just remembered an awesome one. my friend's brother used to do business over the phone with a guy named dick cass. he said his name so fast it sounded like dick ass. i remembered this because a guy named dick cass might be a candidate for next commissioner of the nfl.



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