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returntothepit >> discuss >> People are fucking DUMB! by Scoracrasia on Mar 10,2005 9:10am
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toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 10,2005 9:10am
Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices
Father Found Lying Dead On Futon

POSTED: 2:52 pm EST March 9, 2005

TOKYO -- A Japanese man and his two sisters were worried something might be wrong with dad. And they were right.

The old man had been dead for nearly a decade. Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found lying on a futon bed in the family's home.

Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative. Police said judging by the condition of the remains, the father could have died as long as 10 years ago.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Mar 10,2005 9:12am
so....they didnt wonder why he hadnt moved or spoken or taken a shit after the first year? Or why he smelled so fucking bad?



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 10,2005 9:15am
I wonder if they celebrated his birthday and wondered why he wouldn't blow out the candles?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Mar 10,2005 9:16am
"Oh daddy what a lovely shade of green you are today! And i just love that rigor mortis!"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2005 9:29am
I don't believe it. I PROCLAIM FALSEITUDE!



toggletoggle post by Christraper owes me a drink at Mar 10,2005 9:30am
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Dead 10yrs, in the family home…..come on…gotta be kidding me!!!



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Mar 10,2005 9:40am
shenanigans!



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 10,2005 9:44am
trying to find the link again. i think it was the herald and they got from the AP.



toggletoggle post by nate   at Mar 10,2005 9:44am



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 10,2005 9:44am
That story has to be fake
Even if you are old and senile dead people have a distinct perfume, they would know



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 10,2005 9:49am
Thanks Nate.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Mar 10,2005 9:52am
it's false. to be rotting for 10 years, neighbors would have smelled it and called the authorities. it can't be true



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Mar 10,2005 10:36am
i agree. have you ever gone grave digging? dead people fucking stink!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 10,2005 10:41am
Scoracrasia said:
I wonder if they celebrated his birthday and wondered why he wouldn't blow out the candles?


that's hilarious



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 11,2005 4:23am
Christraper said:
i agree. have you ever gone grave digging?


Dan from ANOXIA has!




toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Mar 11,2005 5:40am
Haha the story's worded really poorly, with hiiiii-larious results.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 11,2005 7:52am
wouldn't it be LAYING on the futon? Obviously fake.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 11,2005 9:26am
how can you one be living with their dad and not see him for 10 years and think everything is alright!? what mo tards



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Mar 11,2005 9:39am
mabye they thought he was just really sleepy.....



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Mar 11,2005 9:41am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Christraper said:
i agree. have you ever gone grave digging?


Dan from ANOXIA has!



hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....thats funny cuz its true



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 11,2005 9:41am
maybe they couldn't see him cuz of their slanty eyes



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Mar 11,2005 9:41am
hahaha....



toggletoggle post by Hung_To_Bleed   at Mar 11,2005 10:05am
you gotta figure that its impossible, after 24hours im sure riggamortis had fully set in, not to mention im sure the decomposing process doesn't take that long if he hasn't been drained and preserved



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Mar 11,2005 3:50pm
It didn't say they lived together anywhere in the article.



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