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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Nightmare Continues, Hand Choke Neck at The Muddy River Smokehouse!!!! by hoser on Feb 16,2005 3:03pm
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toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 16,2005 3:03pm
Tuesday, March 1st
7pm Doors
18+ Show

Muddy River Smokehouse (Downstairs)
Portsmouth, NH


The Nightmare Continues
Hand Choke Neck

2 others TBA.....


Be there or other RTTP'ers will make fun of you.



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero  at Feb 16,2005 3:23pm
Jake did you talk to andy bout this?



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 16,2005 4:34pm
No....It's not my show. A buddy of mine who books this place is putting it on. He has a full line-up planned but is still talking with the other bands about it. HCN and TNC have both confirmed. Still waiting on the others.....



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 16,2005 4:39pm
I told the kid I don't think we're gonna do it. Too short notice and we're sorta cutting off any weekday shows due to saving up for recording and the rest of my band needs all the days they can get.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 16,2005 11:55pm
That sucks dude....I'd love to play the hometown with you guys. Maybe you can come get a beer...or...*cough*..oh thats right, you don't drink.



toggletoggle post by todayistheday at Feb 17,2005 12:10am
ha i was at that place to see a guy I work with play cover songs of the 60's and 70s'. Doesn't seem like a place that would hold a show like this....



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Feb 17,2005 12:16am
any idea of the rest of the potential lineup?



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 17,2005 8:51am
It is a great place for Metal shows.....they started doing metal shows there about a year ago I guess. They started with emo bullcrap, and then punk, and apparently the place started packing up everytime they did a show there and WHAM!!! They started doing Metal there and kids were showing up all over. I went to a hardcore show there about 2 months ago, and it was FUCKING packed in there. Then a month later, I went and saw the_network there and it was FUCKING packed. So I guess that they decided to start doing metal shows there. So like....show up or something.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 17,2005 9:00am
The guy who is booking this is asking Pray for a Plague, and Porphyria to join TNC and HCN. If this doesn't happen, I'll see if he'll let me book a couple of bands. I'm sure that plenty of bands would love to do this show...Tuesday night or not, it gets pretty packed in there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 17,2005 9:10am
bsi there was friggen packed.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 17,2005 11:53am edited Feb 17,2005 11:53am
So if you guys come out to this show, you'll see chicks get head butted in the tits. That would be a good show. See that chick in the picture?? She just got head butted in the tits. She's holding her chest because it hurts.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 17,2005 11:56am
that's BSI though...throw them on the bill and you're garaunteed a packed night for some weird reason....



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 17,2005 12:00pm
Should have been to the Brickhouse on Monday dude......talk about packed.......what a blast.



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero  at Feb 17,2005 12:54pm
LaZ want to own the coast!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Feb 17,2005 1:37pm
Ya, LAZ should play this.
I think Porph said they arent playin this so that leaves a slot open, eh hoser?



toggletoggle post by diamond_dave  at Feb 17,2005 1:49pm
hoser said:
Tuesday night or not, it gets pretty packed in there.



yeah but we're playing, so it'll probably be empty.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 17,2005 2:15pm
Nah, you guys have hot, long cocks and there will be hot chicks everywhere looking for said cocks. All of the chicks will show up and have such a great time that their tits get headbutted off and they will all stand around holding their chests and wondering where the hell their tits went. I'll just tell them that their tits went on vacation. I'll know this because I saw their tits at the airport buying candy bars at the vending machine before their flight.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Feb 17,2005 3:56pm
your imagination is what builds bridges.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 17,2005 5:16pm
If my imagination built a bridge, said bridge would fart at least 700 times a day and still blame it on the dog. But it would be really hard for the bridge to get that point across because bridges can't talk. Heck, they couldn't even talk if they tried.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 18,2005 8:23am
Bump for Fahts!!



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero  at Feb 18,2005 2:12pm
Hoser, talk to the great and powerful Andy about dis show, I wanna own the coast! That way there will be two gasious sphincters to make flatulatory music! Then when we produce enough methane, we will spark a lighter and give the best anal-pyrotechnics show the world has ever seen. Then we'll all sit down for a giant bowl of celery and pickled chicken testies and marvel over the way the hotsauce keeps pushing heat on our rims!!!!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 18,2005 3:03pm
We need a fucking flyer for this once I find out who else is playing...



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero  at Feb 18,2005 3:17pm
i can send you guys our new logo



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 18,2005 9:50pm
Still haven't heard of any new bands....I emailed him about LAZ and I'll see if he gets back to me.....

Till' then....can't wait to tear that place up...



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero  at Feb 19,2005 4:49am
Poop in yer litter box I'm freakin New Hampsha drunk! I got the hiccups, and I drank a hlaf gallon of gin, no good, allergic to Gin Freakin wasted! I love you guys! I'm BentHogan Jesse Wasted on video tape wasted!wooo-hhoooo, I'm gonna have a case of the GG's She only Fahts when she blows kisses!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Feb 19,2005 11:08am
mikeatzero said:
Poop in yer litter box I'm freakin New Hampsha drunk! I got the hiccups, and I drank a hlaf gallon of gin, no good, allergic to Gin Freakin wasted! I love you guys! I'm BentHogan Jesse Wasted on video tape wasted!wooo-hhoooo, I'm gonna have a case of the GG's She only Fahts when she blows kisses!


hahahaha I still refuse to watch/show that tape to anybody, its so fucking embarassing.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Feb 19,2005 11:08am
mikeatzero said:
Poop in yer litter box I'm freakin New Hampsha drunk! I got the hiccups, and I drank a hlaf gallon of gin, no good, allergic to Gin Freakin wasted! I love you guys! I'm BentHogan Jesse Wasted on video tape wasted!wooo-hhoooo, I'm gonna have a case of the GG's She only Fahts when she blows kisses!


hahahaha I still refuse to watch/show that tape to anybody, its so fucking embarassing.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 19,2005 1:24pm edited Feb 19,2005 1:25pm
One of the BEST videos ever made. "Powerkok pukes all over Manchester."

Starring:

Powerkok
Hoser
MikeAtZero
Bill as "Joe the State Trooper"
Fat Kyle
Innocent little Heidi as "Innocent Heidi"

HAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude I want to see that tape again so bad.....we must all look SOOO fucking young. That was a long assed time ago.



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero  at Feb 19,2005 2:20pm
I still haven't seen it!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 20,2005 8:27pm
Still have no idea who else is playing this....



toggletoggle post by kok way too cool and nli at Feb 23,2005 9:12am
John Ritter the Robot has just been added to this.
Ill make a flyer today.



toggletoggle post by kok way too cool and nli at Feb 23,2005 9:15am
btw...who exactly is in John the robot?



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Feb 23,2005 9:26am
mikeatzero said:
That way there will be two gasious sphincters to make flatulatory music! Then when we produce enough methane, we will spark a lighter and give the best anal-pyrotechnics show the world has ever seen!!!


Dude that was fuckin hilarious



toggletoggle post by kok way too cool and nli at Feb 23,2005 11:40am



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 23,2005 12:36pm
That flyer pwns. Lets get em printed!!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 24,2005 1:13pm
Hang flyers!!! Do it now!!!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 25,2005 6:10pm
This Tuesday, tuesday...tuesday....



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Feb 26,2005 4:19am
Directions people,come on?, I may have to come to this



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 26,2005 10:33am
93s to 101 east.
101 to exit 15ish (95 North)
95 N to Portsmouth traffic circle.
Take Woodbury ave exit (go right at end)
Right at end of woodbury to lights.
Left on Islington at lights.
Muddy river smokehouse is right on Congress St.
Ask anybody walking around town and theyll point it out.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 26,2005 10:33am
Fucking EASY to get to.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 26,2005 10:34am
Todd just follow Jesse and the guys....theyll be leaving around 6



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Feb 28,2005 12:55pm
operation scarce hippie has been cancelled due to weather, and band drop outs.
working a re-book at the brickhouse late march.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 1,2005 10:46am
so... it's not happening?
you guys are fucking pussies.

that's it! I'm going to boston!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Mar 1,2005 11:07am
This show has been cancelled due to:

A.) Weather
B.) TNC dropped off
C.) Promoter (Sparky) could not find any other bands.

Reschedule tentative with Screams of Erida at the Brickhouse in Dover, NH for end of March.



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