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returntothepit >> discuss >> deep sea creatures not found on shore after tsunami because they would have exploded if washed ashore, thus raining heaping amounts of fish guts over the land, making it smell that much worse by assuck on Jan 26,2005 5:52pm
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toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 26,2005 5:52pm edited Jan 27,2005 6:44pm

















toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 26,2005 5:53pm
i call the big one bitey.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 26,2005 5:54pm
that is very cool



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 26,2005 5:57pm
whoa



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Jan 26,2005 6:13pm
Excellent. I love that shit. I especially like the 5th one down.



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Jan 26,2005 6:17pm
#2 is so friggin cute.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 26,2005 6:24pm
assuck said:




H.R. Geiger helped God when he ran out of ideas on the 3rd day.




toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jan 26,2005 6:33pm
thats fuckin cool



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toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jan 26,2005 6:58pm
anonymous said:

ugh its not nessecarily a hoax. they have found similar shit. those are just not exact pictures from the ones they have found

interesting shit



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jan 26,2005 7:00pm
the only fish i recognize is the last one. its an anglerfish. it usually has that little glowing thing on the top of its head to attract prey. kind of like a fishermans lure



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 26,2005 7:01pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
assuck said:




H.R. Geiger helped God when he ran out of ideas on the 3rd day.





hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jan 26,2005 7:48pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
assuck said:




H.R. Geiger helped God when he ran out of ideas on the 3rd day.



That is fucking hilarious!



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jan 26,2005 8:08pm
awww it's a hoax?

damn it i was stoked on this. It was really fucking interesting.



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Jan 26,2005 8:40pm
well, its a hoax in the sense that they werent actually washed up from the tsunami; but they are all in fact real deep-sea creatures...they were just gthered from a 2003 expedition. besides, if tou watch discovery channel, none of this shit is new to you



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 26,2005 9:13pm
I've seen some weird deep-sea creatures, but this shit is insane. I've never seen something like the ridiculous black, shiny, eel, fish thing and some of that other stuff. Crazy, even if it doesn't have anything to do with the tsunami.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 26,2005 9:22pm
those chuckle-bunches are SO CUTE!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jan 26,2005 10:33pm
assuck said:






That looks like it could be a cenobite from Hellraiser



toggletoggle post by Al Ravage at Jan 26,2005 10:59pm
sea monsters...awesome! angler fish are the coolest



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 26,2005 11:28pm
this is a mint thread.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 27,2005 9:50am
this one looks like afterbirth with fins




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 27,2005 10:06am
aliens live in the ocean



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 10:11am
that is cool...you dont get to see those things like that unless your dumb ass is in a submarine...... I wonder how a tsunami pulled them up from that deep of water. ALIENS DO LIVE IN THE OCEAN



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 27,2005 10:11am
Aliens also live in Revere



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 10:14am
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 10:28am
Dissector said:
assuck said:






That looks like it could be a cenobite from Hellraiser


hahaha
We have eternity to know your flesh . . .



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Jan 27,2005 10:33am
Holy shit those are creepy.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 27,2005 10:47am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Aliens also live in Revere


i meant italians, sorry for the mix up



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jan 27,2005 10:50am
that is pretty wild. So I assume those are species never before discovered?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 10:53am


now THIS one definitely looks like The Engineer, from Hellraiser (chases Kirsty down the hall when she first opens Le Marchand's puzzle box)



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jan 27,2005 11:04am
this is awesome! too bad they didn't find a giant squid, though I bet it would take much more than a tsunami to uproot one of those things.

I want to see an undersea battle, sperm whale vs. giant squid. it would make my day/life.

moby dick + mastodon's leviathan + smoking a bowl = good way to spend a rainy day



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 11:07am
ARRRRRR, me mate-y!

I just wanted to sample ye pipe tobacc-ee!



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jan 27,2005 11:11am
arr! 'tis top-grade Bali shag, traded me last 4 limes to a three-toothed dwarf for it! little did he know i'm immune to scurvy



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 11:13am
hahaha, this makes me want to watch "Cabin Boy"



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jan 27,2005 11:15am
i actually haven't seen that movie. does it have the requisite "it's your turn to be in the barrel today" joke?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 27,2005 11:17am
Haha the cup cake in the sky that spits tobbaco at the "fancy lad" is the best part of the movie



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 11:18am
I don't remember but the memorable quote for me was: "She'll clean yer pipes six ways to Sunday!"



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jan 27,2005 11:18am
a tobbaco-spitting sky cupcake AND a fancy lad?? now i have to see this



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 27,2005 11:19am
HAHA

The cup cake beats that



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 11:19am
paganmegan said:
Haha the cup cake in the sky that spits tobbaco at the "fancy lad" is the best part of the movie


oh YEAH HAHAHA! then it flies away mumbling, "what a cute kid"



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 27,2005 11:19am
Whats the name of the half shark half man?



toggletoggle post by moran   at Jan 27,2005 11:36am
Chalky



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 11:37am
I think Sharkey



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 27,2005 11:39am
Chalky hahaha



toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Jan 27,2005 12:39pm
a couple of those pics i saw online (while doing a research paper for my Oceanography class) before the tsunami happened. but either way some of trhose things are fucking insane.



toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Jan 27,2005 12:44pm
im a nerd so i also know that fish that live that deep where the pressure is so intense, their bodies have adapted to that, therefore the pressure on the inside of those fish is the same on the outside. so for fish to be swept up from 1000m deep in the sea, they would explode by the time they reached the surface since the pressure difference is too great for them to handle.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 27,2005 1:27pm
somebody call 911, 'cause we got a dead buzz on the premises.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 27,2005 1:28pm
that first one kinda looks like my mom



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 2:47pm
arsonick said:
im a nerd so i also know that fish that live that deep where the pressure is so intense, their bodies have adapted to that, therefore the pressure on the inside of those fish is the same on the outside. so for fish to be swept up from 1000m deep in the sea, they would explode by the time they reached the surface since the pressure difference is too great for them to handle.


so are you saying those are not deep sea creatures...should they have exploded to paste before reaching the surface...if so how did these ones make it....this is a serious question... im not being sarcastic.....



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jan 27,2005 2:48pm
WOW, that's awsome!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2005 2:53pm
Robdeadskin said:
arsonick said:
im a nerd so i also know that fish that live that deep where the pressure is so intense, their bodies have adapted to that, therefore the pressure on the inside of those fish is the same on the outside. so for fish to be swept up from 1000m deep in the sea, they would explode by the time they reached the surface since the pressure difference is too great for them to handle.


so are you saying those are not deep sea creatures...should they have exploded to paste before reaching the surface...if so how did these ones make it....this is a serious question... im not being sarcastic.....


Clearly you havn't read this thread in its entirety. The fish are in fact deep sea creatures, but they were not swept up by the tsunami, they were discovered in a 2003 expedition. And everything arsonick said is 100% correct.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2005 2:55pm
Hmmm, on overviewing my post I seem a bit hostile. No hostility was intended \m/



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 2:56pm edited Jan 27,2005 2:56pm
ahhh i guess i didnt read in its entirety...in fact i do know that those are deep sea creatures...but arsonics point on the presure fact is true...so i was wondering if the tsunami did this or not...i dont have time to read it all...!!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2005 2:57pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 2:58pm
no harm done...i didnt think those creatures could survive somthing like that...but yet...how did they survive anyway on the surface for those pics to be taken........hmmm



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 3:01pm
so assuck started a false tsunami thread ...hmmm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 27,2005 3:14pm
Robdeadskin said:
no harm done...i didnt think those creatures could survive somthing like that...but yet...how did they survive anyway on the surface for those pics to be taken........hmmm


If you bring them up very slowly they don't explode because their bodies become acclimated to the change in pressure



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jan 27,2005 3:16pm
ahhh!!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 4:11pm
assuck said:
i call the big one bitey.


this kept me laughing all day



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 27,2005 4:19pm
FACT: Less than 1% of the Ocean has been explored.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2005 5:11pm
BornSoVile said:
FACT: Less than 1% of the Ocean has been explored.


That's so trippy man.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 27,2005 6:32pm
litacore said:
assuck said:
i call the big one bitey.


this kept me laughing all day


i like to think i make the world a better place.



toggletoggle post by skullet  at Jan 27,2005 6:36pm
assuck said:
.

WOW is all I can say to this thing.




toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 27,2005 7:10pm
that one has cool eyes. i wanna find more pictures of deep sea creatures now. =)



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toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 27,2005 7:15pm
mmmm... calamari....




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 10:48pm
must . . . read some . . . HP Lovecraft



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 27,2005 10:50pm
I hate squid. I can't fucking stand how they look.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2005 11:39pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
I hate squid. I can't fucking stand how they look.


They can be fucking creepy man. I think there is an actual term for the fear of squid.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2005 11:41pm
Hahaha, dude, you should read Sphere.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 28,2005 8:39am
there's a term for fear of peanut butter



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Jan 28,2005 10:28am
dendrophilia means you are atracted to trees and shrubs. giant squid's eyes are 11 inches in diameter. deep sea octopi are nicknamed dumbo, because they have flapping ear-like fins that help them navigate.



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toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 10:35am
there's a term for fear of vaginas



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 28,2005 10:54am
what about vagina spiders?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 10:55am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww



toggletoggle post by skullet  at Jan 28,2005 5:50pm
litacore said:


That thing looks like an Alien guitar of some kind



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 28,2005 11:02pm
litacore said:
must . . . read some . . . HP Lovecraft


Yes, I believe I spotted Cthulu's long lost brother in those pix...



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