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New site? Maybe some day.
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The Genres Of Metal...
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, beats the princess, talks some shit, kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and revels in his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26
minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
EMO METAL:
The protagonist checks his hair and makeup and makes sure it's all black and sassy, then arrives to confront the dragon, complains about his mascara, pretends he's a vampire, cries like a bitch, does a little pit-fu to attempt to intimidate the dragon, rolls his pants legs up and runs like a girl. The princess awaits any of the other metal types. |
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this was already posted guy |
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the doom metal one is sick. |
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succubus said: this was already posted guy |
no one likes a party pooper.
i do, on the other hand, enjoy a good poop. |
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i have to poop as i type this! |
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sooooo 3 weeks ago.
grind metal? |
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the_rooster said: succubus said:this was already posted guy |
no one likes a party pooper.
i do, on the other hand, enjoy a good poop. |
as long as yer not asking me to poop on you....ok
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The Thrash one could have used a reference to Nuclear War |
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succubus said: this was already posted guy |
yeah guy kid dude, west side
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there needs to be one of those of every type of metal heres a list
death metal
thrash metal
black metal
gore metal
grind metal
punk metal
power metal
symphonic metal
speed metal
classic metal
nu-metal
industrial metal
blackened death metal
retro-thrash metal
christian metal
amish metal
satanic metal
melodic metal
stoner metal
sludge metal
progressive metal
doom metal
psychedelic metal
80's metal
alternative metal
New Wave of British Heavy Metal metal
New Wave of Swedish Death Metal metal
darkwave metal
techno metal
ambient metal
Aluminum metal
Glam metal
Space metal
porno metal
goth metal
math metal
advanced algebra/trigonometry metal
southern metal
northern metal
egyptian metal
emo metal
role-playing metal
barnyard metal
tribal metal
noise metal
car-wash metal
route 666 metal
route 667 metal
route 777 metal
phone metal
demonic sacrificial metal
disco metal
trailer park metal
murder metal
destructo metal
glacier metal
fruit of the loom metal
cereal metal
platypus metal
indian metal
gymnastic metal
stalactite metal
stalagmite metal
swedish chef metal
medical metal (with an optional dental plan)
clown metal
surfer metal
cobra la la la metal
lobster metal
vitamin enriched metal
lactose intolerant metal
laundromat metal
japanese metal
fava beans metal
country metal
honky-tonk metal
gerbil metal
ZOD metal
buddhist metal
quaker metal
rechargeable metal
gospel metal
hopscotch metal
candyland metal
hungry hungry hippos metal
crystal pepsi metal
bluegrass metal
viking metal
E=mc˛ metal
funeral doom metal
slippery when wet metal
sugar-free metal
pork, the other white metal
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platypus metal is my favorite kind of metal |
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