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returntothepit >> discuss >> Long hair by swamplorddvm on Dec 23,2004 4:02pm
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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 23,2004 4:02pm
Discuss


My hair is the only reason I ever get laid and the reason I don't get laid.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 4:05pm
I'm right there with you bro.
and now that i'm 28, all i seem to get are mid 30's bar bitches who are "hot for a 30 something". i kinda sucks when the young naive girls start to think you're too old to be cool.
God, I miss fucking teenagers!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 23,2004 4:05pm
Pfff, long hair is gay

*brushes dense blonde chestlength hair*



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 23,2004 4:07pm
I would kick your ass right now, but I just brushed my hair.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 23,2004 4:08pm
oh and teenagers suck! what a bunch of morons!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 23,2004 4:09pm
swamplorddvm said:
I would kick your ass right now, but I just brushed my hair.


\m/



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 23,2004 4:10pm
I hope you guys use lots of conditioner to cut down on split ends!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 23,2004 4:11pm
I've only found two split ends in my hair. I don't use a lot of conditioner, only like once a week, and a small amount at that, cause i hate how greasy it makes my hair look and feel.



toggletoggle post by lady czerach NLI at Dec 23,2004 4:11pm
long-haired metal boys... my weakness

*drool*



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 23,2004 4:11pm
I dont actually. my hair is fuked with split ends.







toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 23,2004 4:12pm
Easily one of the coolest headbanging pics I've ever seen.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis at Dec 23,2004 4:14pm
Thats my dad behind you taking the picture



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 23,2004 4:15pm
retzam said:
Easily one of the coolest headbanging pics I've ever seen.


thank you!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 23,2004 4:15pm
Aegathis said:
Thats my dad behind you taking the picture
heh
that's cool




toggletoggle post by Mary  at Dec 23,2004 4:17pm
I don't see what the big deal is. Some guys just look better with long hair. Some don't. Same with short hair.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 23,2004 4:17pm
succubus said:
retzam said:
Easily one of the coolest headbanging pics I've ever seen.


thank you!


Thank YOU.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 23,2004 4:20pm
your hair looks healthy to me btw



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 23,2004 4:20pm



why thank you teehee



toggletoggle post by gorgish at Dec 23,2004 4:21pm
some girls LOVE long hair
actually alot
but i have curly wavy hair
people call me pincurls
i know girls that like straight hair too.



toggletoggle post by phobia  at Dec 23,2004 4:21pm
lady czerach NLI said:
long-haired metal boys... my weakness

*drool*


i'll second that.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Dec 23,2004 4:34pm edited Dec 23,2004 4:35pm
gorgish said:
some girls LOVE long hair
actually alot.


Some girls also LOVE long penises alot.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 23,2004 4:37pm
Aegathis said:
gorgish said:
some girls LOVE long hair
actually alot.


Some girls also LOVE long penises alot.


i'll second that



toggletoggle post by blue  at Dec 23,2004 4:42pm
i had long hair for about 10 years of my life. but then i realized that i looked horrible with it. not to meniton fatter.



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Dec 23,2004 4:44pm
I always tend to swoon over long hair, but reflecting back, most of the boys that I *play* with have short hair. huh.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 23,2004 4:58pm
I had long hair for 13 years, now I shave my head. It's much, much easier now.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 23,2004 5:08pm
I used to have sweet long hair. But now it's shitty and thinning.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 23,2004 5:12pm
my hair was alot longer in high school, but it was a pain in the ass. i shaved my head completely bald after i graduated and have kept it pretty short ever since. i tried to grow it out a couple years ago, but once it got long enough to comb, i got tired of it.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Dec 23,2004 5:31pm
Aegathis's hair owns all, i can't wait for my hair to get that long
one day....



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Dec 23,2004 5:36pm edited Dec 23,2004 5:36pm
nah man this is where its at



toggletoggle post by lady czerach NLI at Dec 23,2004 6:21pm
kellthevalkyrie said:
I always tend to swoon over long hair, but reflecting back, most of the boys that I *play* with have short hair. huh.


Same here! I have yet to get with a long-haired boy. I can only dream...



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 23,2004 6:23pm
ATTN: Ladies, I have long hair!!!!

hahahahaha.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 23,2004 6:27pm
i wanna chop mine off. i have had it for 19 years.

started when i was 11. and now i'm sick of it!

if i wasn't such a pussy i'd shave it all bald, and be done with the whole lot! but as i said i'm a pussy.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 23,2004 6:39pm
I hear you dan...I've had my hair this long since late 02, and I like the way I look with it more tha with short hair, but the brushing and hair everywhere is starting to become a pain in the ass.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Dec 23,2004 6:49pm
I used to have hair down to my ass when I was in college. After having long hair for a long time I couldn't even bear the thought of cutting it off. Then I cut it off one day. While I miss it occasionally, the benefits definately overcome the setbacks. Being able to drive with the window down without getting my hair in my face, not getting hair caught in my stubble constantly, not sitting on my hair constantly, no more knotting, getting hair wrapped in my guitar tuning heads, etc... PLUS: getting laid a ton more. I'd say my success rate increased 90% with short hair. Also, besides women, most employers seem to like short hair better.



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Dec 23,2004 6:57pm
Arrowhwead-same here success rate about 90% with both work and women



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 23,2004 7:00pm
hmmm! i guess i'm ugly either way, so chances would not be to hindered!
i may do it soon!



toggletoggle post by moran   at Dec 23,2004 7:01pm
Life is easier without hair.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 23,2004 7:09pm
i would imagine



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Dec 23,2004 7:12pm
dear everyone,
who cares what you look like?
Sincerely,
__THeMoor__



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Dec 23,2004 7:51pm
I don't think some one could pay me enough to shave my head,I like my hair just the way it is



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Dec 23,2004 8:17pm
__THeMoor__ said:
dear everyone,
who cares what you look like?
Sincerely,
__THeMoor__


Dear TheMoor,
Women
Sincerely,
ArrowHead





toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Dec 23,2004 8:41pm
ArrowHead said:
I used to have hair down to my ass when I was in college. After having long hair for a long time I couldn't even bear the thought of cutting it off. Then I cut it off one day. While I miss it occasionally, the benefits definately overcome the setbacks. Being able to drive with the window down without getting my hair in my face, not getting hair caught in my stubble constantly, not sitting on my hair constantly, no more knotting, getting hair wrapped in my guitar tuning heads, etc... PLUS: getting laid a ton more. I'd say my success rate increased 90% with short hair. Also, besides women, most employers seem to like short hair better.


Theres an easy way to avoid sitting on your hair, not to grow it down to your ass! Im still trying to figure out not getting it stuck in the tuning heads, i havent given up quite yet.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 8:41pm edited Dec 23,2004 8:42pm
I think about choppin it off everyday!...but then i couldnt do the windmill ...(.wish iknew how to put a image on damnit)



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Dec 23,2004 8:46pm
its not hard , just do advanced response , hit the imgage thing and post the address of the pic in between the [IMG][/IMG] things



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 8:49pm edited Dec 23,2004 8:58pm



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 8:51pm
Damnit!!! i guess im a retard..i can never get this shit to work...fuck it...im cutting my hair right now!



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Dec 23,2004 8:52pm
hahaha, slow down there it took me a while to figure it out to.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 8:59pm
hey it worked...now i will glue my hair back on so i can do the windmill..



toggletoggle post by kell nli at Dec 23,2004 9:03pm
lady czerach NLI said:
kellthevalkyrie said:
I always tend to swoon over long hair, but reflecting back, most of the boys that I *play* with have short hair. huh.


Same here! I have yet to get with a long-haired boy. I can only dream...


lol! isn't it funny how it works that way!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 23,2004 10:10pm
Same strap as me! I gotta get the windmill thing down by the cd release party so we can be brothers!



toggletoggle post by Aegathis at Dec 23,2004 10:11pm
THAT WAS ME BTW



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 10:29pm
haha the windmill rocks..hope my glue sticks



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 11:36pm
spitfire said:
Arrowhwead-same here success rate about 90% with both work and women


same here. i had hair down to my ass, then chopped it off when i was 19. my track list doubled during that year. then, like an idiot, i grew it out again.




toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 11:39pm
so scott lets cut our hair before the cd release party



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 11:46pm
no...i'm nine years older. i don't have those boyish good looks like i used to.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 11:51pm
come on pussy



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 11:54pm
or on ass, or stomach, in the face...



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Dec 23,2004 11:55pm
I used to have a shaved head in high school. I can't grow my hair long cause it frows up. i use the gel cause i'm french. the only time i don't use gel is when i wear a beanie hat cause it gives my hair a backstreet boy look. i doubt i'll ever grow hair past my ears.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 11:56pm
just grow a beard. more fun, and if you fuck it up or shave it off on whim, it only takes 6 months to get a decent one again. now i wanna grow my 'tut' again



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 23,2004 11:57pm
hahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 11:57pm
finally, another frenchman. i've felt so isolated...



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 23,2004 11:58pm
i just cut mine



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 23,2004 11:59pm
well, when the pussy rolls in, throw some my way



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 24,2004 12:00am edited Dec 24,2004 12:00am
no my beard dude of what ever i had



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Dec 24,2004 12:02am
I had a goatee last week but hacked it off cause my lush aunt pisses all over my hopes and dreams when she says how bad it looks on me. i think she was moreorless knocking at the fact that dudes with facial hair hardly ever get laid, she's good for that kinda advice.
Scott, we are natural born elitists. You will always have a seat in my cah for Montreal trips. \m/



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 24,2004 12:02am
oh. good. o.k., were a bunch of guys talking about our hair. this is getting too gay for me. i'm done with this thread



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 24,2004 12:03am
BornSoVile said:
I used to have a shaved head in high school. I can't grow my hair long cause it frows up. i use the gel cause i'm french. the only time i don't use gel is when i wear a beanie hat cause it gives my hair a backstreet boy look. i doubt i'll ever grow hair past my ears.



This kid i knew back when i worked at stop and shop grew out his afro hair and now he wears it in a pony tail all the time. If i had afro hair id put in dreads or braids or just straighten it all the time till it falls out.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Dec 24,2004 12:05am
anonymous said:

This kid i knew back when i worked at stop and shop grew out his afro hair and now he wears it in a pony tail all the time. If i had afro hair id put in dreads or braids or just straighten it all the time till it falls out.


i like to smoke grass but i'm not black, to each their own.



toggletoggle post by dread_104  at Dec 24,2004 12:12am
BornSoVile said:

Scott, we are natural born elitists. You will always have a seat in my cah for Montreal trips. \m/


sweet. we can laugh snottily at the nuns and hookers on Church st.




toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 24,2004 12:25am
lady czerach NLI said:
kellthevalkyrie said:
I always tend to swoon over long hair, but reflecting back, most of the boys that I *play* with have short hair. huh.


Same here! I have yet to get with a long-haired boy. I can only dream...


hi.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Dec 24,2004 1:58pm
swamplorddvm said:






you can tell hes clenching his jaw really tightly.



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Dec 24,2004 2:49pm
i used to have long hair, up until i was 17. i never ever thought i'd cut it. i guess i must have had this retard thought in my head that i wouldn't be "metal" anymore if i cut it, and that i'd look stupid. but eventually i went and cut it, and i like having short hair better. i think i look better, it's much easier to deal with, and i never have to comb it. i would tell people i "pulled a metallica".
the only time i miss it is at metal shows. when my hair was long i could headbang a long time and my head wouldn't hurt. but now, headbanging with short hair kinda doesn't work out, it makes my head hurt.



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Dec 24,2004 4:25pm
I used to have long ass dreads. Male pattern baldness took over. Now I bang my head like I'm poking people in the eyes with my hair, but I'm not. So sad, so lonely.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 24,2004 5:27pm
lady czerach NLI said:
long-haired metal boys... my weakness

*drool*



YEAP



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Dec 24,2004 6:09pm
armageddonday said:
lady czerach NLI said:
long-haired metal boys... my weakness

*drool*



YEAP



Damn



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Dec 24,2004 6:10pm
i need to cut off my split ends. i have had long hair for like 10 years now.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 27,2004 1:34pm
RustedAngel said:
ATTN: Ladies, I have long hair!!!!

hahahahaha.



Yeah, no shit I AS WELL!!!



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Dec 27,2004 2:13pm edited Dec 27,2004 2:15pm
I think my hair is longer than Kelly's. I have to braid it or it drives me fucking nuts, it gets caught in my pants when I zip up and shit like that.

I think dyingmuse is going to get the reverse Mr.T cut.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 27,2004 2:14pm
I must say Kelly has some lovely long hair. Teehe



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 27,2004 2:16pm
I want to do something with my hair

I don't know what

maybe a mohawk since apparently I'm part mohawk anyways. hahahahah.



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Dec 27,2004 2:18pm
may i suggest the reverse Mr. T. You can beat dyingmuse to it.



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Dec 27,2004 3:02pm
i miss my hair :(




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 27,2004 3:15pm
I'm pretty sure this is the longest my hair has ever been, I think I need a friggen trim though.




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