Have a happy and safe holiday!!!

same to you abe

the upcoming months have the highest rate of suicide each year! keep that in mind when you unwrap your gillette razor stocking stuffers.

hooray for suicide?? more presents for me then!!

http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/

you should have posted that link in shannon;'s thread

the site is blocked so i had to get in via bablefish so the words are a little messed up

but some sad stories on there...

I'll be having an UN-holyday.

swamplorddvm said:



Black candles and goat offerings, Swampie?

maaayyyybe. We need a female offering thought. Can you help? Don't worry it doesnt have to be a virvin. hahaha

hahahaha.....who told you I wasn't!

why dont they have a day devoted to the birth of satan... and instead of getting presents everyyear under a tree a creepy guy could come to your house and burn it down every year.

suckreligion said:

not true. although they are high this time of year, the highest is spring. with all that renewal shit and love is in the air garbage, and everyone else being in such good fucking moods for no reason...

for a good read, pick up "Suicide Notes" by Marc Etkind. It's basically a collection of suicide notes left behind, stats, interesting little known things, etc.


Here's one I like: Roy Raymond, founder of Victoria's Secret, killed himself by jumping off a bridge.
So next time you're at the mall, go in and ask the uptight bitches that work there if they know what Victoria's Secret is. then tell 'em it might be the above. they get really uncomfortable...

ram_girl said:


You don't remember that magical night we had? I'm hurt. :(

swamplorddvm said:

OH, how could I forget, thats why I mentioned the candles and goat!!!!

haha I'll try to pay less attention to the goat next time.

and I will burn you with the candles more, next time!

cool

then we have a deal?

just got a call from Satan. She says we need a newborn...

Newborn what?

good question.... hold on....


.....She'd like a human.

Oh, Ok....now that we have that cnfirmed...


Hmmm, there is this chic at work that looks like she is about ready to pop. Would one ripped rght from the fetus be more of a gift?

hell yes. She likes the fresh from the womb.

Sex doesn't matter, right?

not really but chicks have that "original sin" thing going.

I would think she would prefer males....

eating baby chicks twat is a homosexual act and "god" hates that.

Ah ha, I see and she wants anything that god hates!

dread_104 said:
i have nothing better to do..so i started searching about this...thinking it was just an urban legend..

but it's true
http://deirdredaymacleod.blogspot.com/2003...w-yorker-on-golden-gate-bridge.html
Every two weeks, on average, someone jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. It is the world’s leading suicide location. In the eighties, workers at a local lumberyard formed “the Golden Gate Leapers Association”—a sports pool in which bets were placed on which day of the week someone would jump. At least twelve hundred people have been seen jumping or have been found in the water since the bridge opened, in 1937, including Roy Raymond, the founder of Victoria’s Secret, in 1993, and Duane Garrett, a Democratic fund-raiser and a friend of Al Gore’s, in 1995. The actual toll is probably considerably higher, swelled by legions of the stealthy, who sneak onto the bridge after the walkway closes at sundown and are carried to sea with the neap tide

~~~
now i want to know WHY he did it
OH and i've heard of that book and read from pages of it..i don't have it though

yayee

cheers
\m/

it'll be my birthday this saturday.... ironic eh?

bummer, must have sucked when you were younger, less presents and all.

it sucked for me as a kid because me and my brother were born on the same day.

were you the older brother? if so, at least you could kick his ass and take his birthday presents.

the book is actually called "...Or Not To Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes blah blah blah"

but the title, at any rate, is "Or Not To Be" by Marc Etkind.

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

sorry. as trent lott would say, "I misspoke" (er...mis-typed)

ha, that picture is awesome