at Evo's Art Center in Lowell.

Tickets are $5.

Come watch as Mike folds me in half and throws me down the stairs.

HAHAHAHAHA

no you aren't, pussy.

Just you wait and see.

LETS SET THE OVER/UNDER AT 4 MINUTES. I'LL TAKE THE UNDER. SORRY JOE.

THAT IS I'LL TAKE MIKE WITH THE UNDER.

I want to bet money on Mike also.

I think only your parents are gonna be betting on you Joe.

No, my parents know Mike and would probably bet on him too.

Joe/NotCommon said:

YOU ARE RETARDED. WILL YOU BE TAKING THE OVER OR UNDER?

over 4 minutes, im faster then Mike.

By "fight" Joe means "Make love to".

KEEP MOVING, THATS YOUR ONLY CHANCE. ONCE HE GETS THOSE BIG PAWS ON YOU YOU'RE ALL DONE.

I need to start training.

And buy a gun. A really big fucking gun.

That'll do.

I don't think some fruity hair dryers will stop Mike

hair dryers??

NOT!

you can blast him! read on..

The Zero Fog Blaster launchs 2 to 6 inch diameter non-toxic fog rings that will sail to ten feet and beyond. Easy to use, they are great stress busters and with practice you'll be able to create bigger and better rings.

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A lot of how the Zero Blaster works has to do with your handling of it. There is an element of finesse you are going to gain as you improve and pit your skill against yourself and against others.

The Blaster also provides a fascinating insight into the principles of physics. The fog ring is a rotating toroidal (donut shaped) vortex (whirling motion of liquid or air with a low pressure area in the center).

The Zero Blaster has an elastic diaphram that pushes a burst of air through a small opening. You can launch fog rings holding the Blaster still, but the rings will be smaller and travel a shorter distance. To create the largest fog rings, that will travel up to fourteen feet, follow the directions right here.


Each Zero Blaster comes with three ounces of Super Fog-Ring Fluid (cherry scent), enough for more than 25,000 fog rings! Additional refills available as well. Requires 6 AA Batteries, not included.

You can make Mike smell pretty!

Joe/NotCommon said:

ESPECIALLY SINCE HE HAS NO HAIR.

I'll just sit on you and crush your soul.

SOUL CRUSHER!

not if I blast you with cherry fog

spirit crusherrrrrrr

haha cherry fog

paganmegan said:




woot

Me and Ben are going to play pattycake and make silk doilies on the 17th. Be there, chump.

'....all the masculinity of a poison video" , this doily making endeavor

Making doilies is xTUFFx.

HAHAHA

I'm actually using the doilies to capture the first reasonably attractive female I see and bring her back to my cave.

On a side note, has anyone made a flier for this yet?

NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

ACTUALLY JOHN FARLEY DID MAKE SOME. HE WAS HANDING THEM OUT AT O'BRIENS FRIDAY.

John should post it here.

its quite the flyer

i'll post it in a few minutes. i gotta find one first.

cant find it

maybe john will do it later

paganmegan said:

i was thinking that too

That reminds me of this fat lady at the Safari in Providence. She was wearing this shirt that had "HEARTBREAKER" airbrushed on the front. She was easily 400 pounds. My friend Greg from the Taints commented that it should say "COUCHBREAKER", where I offered that her shirt would be accurate if she were sitting on your chest cavity.

I took flyers from John and have been flyering for this as well.

Either you or John e-mail it to me so I can mail it to Jen from Evo's.

ill scan it tonight after work

Good man.

once again joe succeeds where i have failed

It's the power of misogynistic hate.

NOT TOO HARD TO DO.

I HATE YOU, JEFFEREY

IT'S JEFFREY.

FUCK YOU CLOWN, FUCK YOU.

YOU TALKING TO ME?

I SPELLED IT JEFFREY BUT IT DIDNT LOOK RIGHT SO I ADDED THE "e"

NO, I WAS CUTTING TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUNCH BENJAMIN IN THE FACE TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY?

I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF IT.

WHY MUST I BE THE FOCAL POINT OF SO MUCH VIOLENCE?

YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST, AND IF YOUR BIG BROTHER DOESN'T BEAT YOU UP, SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT.

It's the law of the jungle.

JOHN IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO BEAT ME UP

THE LUMBERJACK LOOK IS JUST TO MAKE HIM LOOK TOUGH, WHEN IN REALITY IT MEANS HE LIKES WOOD

Everyone needs to be loved.

stephanie just plugged our evos show, and she said kevorkians is playing too, but she is wrong

someone should inform her of this

Unless it gets more people to go, then the lie must continue.

haha

i suppose so