Over the summer i was at some kids house and it was boring as shit, so me and a few kids decided to go for a walk around the town at 3:00 in the morning, and one kid decided to light a napkin from dunkin donuts on fire and stuff it into this couch that somebody had been tossing out and was sitting on the sidewalk.

we left and somehow eventually we ended up back in the same area.
the couch was engulfed in flames and there were fire trucks and cops and the like and one of the kids (there were 4 of us) ratted out the kid that did it.

i got papers in the mail saying i had to go and testify against these kids in court on tuesday the 7th, which is this tuesday. i'm not gonna cover for these fuckin retards, cause theyre the retards who lit the friggin thing on fire.

the catch is, theyre all fuckin nuts and will end up beating my ass, and it wont be just one of 'em cause they just wont fight alone.

i just figured i'd let you know in case i suddenly stop posting, because i know you will all miss me and my wacky antics.

one more word and I'm posting your mom's address...

poop

problem solved

THE DENNIS BLACK CIRCLE WILL GET YOU!

what happens if you refuse to testify?

dont worry the masshole metal patrol has got your back.

THE KING WILL ALWAYS HELP HIS PEOPLE BENJAMIN.

how many of them are being charged? did they beat up the kid who ratted in the first place?

I will kick all of their asses single handedly

I tend to let pepper spray do my fighting for me

anyone else testifying?

I am going to fight Mike of Existence on December 17th

WHATS THE OVER/UNDER ON HOW MANY MINUTES THIS FIGHT WILL LAST.

man, everyone wants to fight you. first the hell within guys, now these guys. we need that masshole metal patrol to assemble.

The MMP is assembled and ready to go at a moment's notice.

Sacreligion will gladly provide the soundtrack to this fight.

HOW ABOUT "EYE OF THE TIGER" BY SURVIVOR?

eye of the fuckin tiger haha

I CAN JUST SEE JOE NOW WITH HIS TIGER STRIPED BOXING TRUNKS.

ha

I never said I'd stick up for Ben, fuck him. I hope they do beat his ass.

i love you too, joe.

its good to know the MMP is taking initiative

Ninkaszi187 said:

*nod*
that sucks ben. tough situation. i got caught up in something sorta like that (big larceny charge of over $2,000) my friends sucked me into when I was acting as a designated driver years ago. my buddies stole a shitload of fancy stuff from a yuppy party, including a video camera, and proceeded to video tape everything in my cah when we were driving home. low and behold the cops caught on and got the tape. i didn't do shit but the cocksuckers sucked me into it. the sad thing is my buddy down the street had to join the marines to beat charges. havn't seen him since the start of the war.

Joe/NotCommon said:

Me too.
you should prolly just kill yourself.

Assuck should threaten FSU members when the Dennis Fire Gang comes after him and film the hilarious chase that follows.

hahaha

i sat in the waiting room reading for an hour and this lady comes out and goes "mr. farley?" and i say "yes" and she says "he took the plea, you can go home, but you have to come back on 2/15 for the other case because it got pushed back"

so i got out of one, but i still have to go for hte other kid

woooooooooooo

Next time just go into the police station shooting, if you are gonna go down, you might as well go down a hero.

i will do that on the 15th of february

i need a gun first, though

Leave that to me.

Weve got your back Ben. Tell them you live in our practice space. Only dont tell them its our practice space.

Tell them you live in my pants. And by them I mean single women.

Ahh the life of a mob rat!