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New site? Maybe some day.
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December 17, 2004
It Will End In Pure Horror, Kevorkian's Angels, Abhorred
@ Evo's Arts, 98 Middle Street, Lowell, MA - $5 - 21+ |
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awesome. i heard hirudinea couldnt do it, but kevorkian's works too
joe said there was some shitty band that evo's put on the bill themselves? |
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hopefully that other band opens or headlines |
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yes! we haven't played with Kevorkians in a while. sweet. |
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That band isn't playing anymore, for whatever reason. |
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And we still need a full-time drummer. |
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it's good to see IWEIPH back on their feet...
I think you're back up and running,r ight? |
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rich, are you making a flyer or should i make another shitty cut and paste one? |
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as long as there's no pictures of you getting jizzed on |
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Nick--
We still need a full-time drummer. Filling in for this show once again will be Jay from Feed Us Fetus.
And yes, cut and paste away. Jeff's the one who does flyers, and he's been too busy coaching football to get back to me... so I dunno if/when we'll get one done. |
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THE COMING AGE OF THE WALRUS |
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I WOULD, BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LET JOHN IN YOUR PANTS |
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YOU LITTLE FUCK. I DONT EVEN HAVE A COME BACK FOR THAT ONE. EXCEPT FOR A SLAP TO THE HEAD THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. |
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HAHA
CALM DOWN, KING NOOSEBOMB.
WE WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK BEFORE THE 17TH. |
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The walrus is an endangered species. |
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I MIGHT BE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES ALSO, THAT LITTLE BASTARD IS RAISING MY BLOOD PRESSURE. |
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You should just remind him of how he can't go inside obriens. |
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YOU KNOW JOE, SOMETIMES I THINK I THINK THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, YOU REALLY LOVE ME.
NOT IN A PLETONIC WAY, BUT IN A "DAMN I WISH THAT BEN KID WOULD JUST LET ME HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM" WAY. |
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THAT MADE ME LAUGH. HEY BEN HOW WAS THE SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT? OUCH!!! |
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Deep down inside me I yearn for a hug. |
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FROM WHAT I COULD HEAR OUTSIDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS ABOUT TIME FOR THE OLD MEN TO HANG UP THEIR OXYGEN MASKS FOR GOOD. |
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OUCH!!! DIDN'T YOUR MAMA TEACH YOU IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. |
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I THOUGHT HE WAS RAISED IN A TRAILER PARK. |
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No, he was raised in some bushes just outside a trailor park |
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JOHN WAS RAISED IN A TRAILER PARK, AND HE IN TURN RAISED ME, HENCE THE DIRTLIP |
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What is the release date for 'THE COMING AGE OF THE WALRUS'? |
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I'M NOT SURE. I THINK ONCE HE HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS HE WILL DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. |
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I DUNNO IF JOE ASKED FOR US, BUT WE NEED TO BORROW A DRUM KIT AND A BASS CAB FOR THIS. ANYONE? |
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I CAN ASK OUR BASS PLAYER ABOUT A CAB. |
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THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT. THANK YOU MY KING. |
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ANYTHING I CAN DO TO SERVE MY PEOPLE. I SENT HIM AN E-MAIL, I SHOULD KNOW SOON. |
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ALL SET WITH THE BASS CAB. IT'S A MESA-BOOGIE WITH 2 - 15 INCH SPEAKERS. |
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RichHorror said: THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT. THANK YOU MY KING. |
don't start inflating his ego anymore than it is already.... |
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HEY, THATS NOT VERY NICE. |
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i apologize....mighty walrus king |
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ALL IS FORGIVEN BIG FELLA. |
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KING NOOSEBOMB said: ALL SET WITH THE BASS CAB. IT'S A MESA-BOOGIE WITH 2 - 15 INCH SPEAKERS. |
THANK YOU. I REMAIN YOUR LOYAL SERVANT.
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THIS WALRUS THING HAS TAKEN ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN. INSERT WALRUS SOUND NOW... |
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I STILL DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE WALRUS THING...BUT WHATEVER ILL JUST CONTINUE TO RAMBLE UNINTELLIGABLE BULLSHIT CAUSE ITS FUN TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!! |
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THAT IS FUCKING GREAT, HEY ALEX I HAVE THAT SAME DESTRUCTION SHIRT. BRAD WHAT DOES A WALRUS ARMPIT SMELL LIKE? |
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OMG BRAD TURNED ME INTO A WALRUS |
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KING NOOSEBOMB said: THAT IS FUCKING GREAT, HEY ALEX I HAVE THAT SAME DESTRUCTION SHIRT. BRAD WHAT DOES A WALRUS ARMPIT SMELL LIKE? |
it smells like slim jims
you all know KA can't do this show right? our friend is having a surprise berfday party for his wife and we've been asked to play some covers.
sorry |
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THE MIGHTY NOOSEBOMB HAS TAKEN YOUR SPOT, AND ALL IS WELL
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ALL IS WELL IN "WALLY WORLD" |
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I WANT TO PUNCH THAT FUCKING MOOSE IN THE NOSE. |
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I FORGOT TO WIPE MY DICK AFTER SEX THIS MORNING. I JUST WENT TO TAKE A SHIT AND SAW A THICK LAYER OF PIE CRUST-LIKE SEX CHEESE ON MY COCK. I THOUGHT I HAD THE CLAP.
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I MEAN... BUMP. |
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KING MOOSEDONG, PRETTY CLEVER BENJAMIN. ARE YOU GOING TO SEE NIGHTSTICK AT O'BRIENS TONIGHT. OH, THATS RIGHT I FORGOT THEY DONT LET LITTLE SHITS LIKE YOU INTO THE BIG BOY CLUBS. TAKE THAT BITCH! |
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SOMETIMES I HATE YOU JEFF
AND THEN I REMIND MYSELF THAT YOU USED TO BE IN SOME GOOD BANDS, SO THE HATE RESIDES
I'M KIDDING OF COURSE
YOU WERE NEVER IN ANY GOOD BANDS |
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I CAN FEEL THE LOVE LITTLE BROTHER. |
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SORRY JEFF, NOTHING PERSONAL.
I'VE JUST BEEN STUCK IN THE HOUSE FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT, SO I GOTTA ENTERTAIN MYSELF SOMEHOW |
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PLEASE DO NOT BEHEAD ME, O GREAT KING MOOSEDONG NOOSEBOMB |
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woah, how did you strike out that text? |
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holy shit this is crazy stuff dawg
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who let the retards out of their cages? |
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i was going to make a cheesy "who let the dogs out" joke about retards instead of dogs, but i changed my mind |
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If you hit a midget on the head real hard, he turns into 40 gold coins. |
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when are you gonna book Knife Invades Throat !!!!!! |
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