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returntothepit >> discuss >> Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment by dirtycrayon on Nov 15,2004 7:38pm
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toggletoggle post by dirtycrayon at Nov 15,2004 7:38pm
Given that it's been blown wide open that Ashlee Simpson lip-synchs, a New York group is offering her fans the chance to try what they feel is "real" music.

HOPE, or Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment, is giving people who bought Simpson's album the chance to turn it in for what it calls "one of a higher entertainment quality."

Fans who bring the disc to New York's Knitting Factory can trade it in for one by Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, The Grateful Dead, Joni Mitchell or Brian Wilson.

The 19-year-old singer was busted for a "Saturday Night Live" lip-synch gone awry, with her manager-father saying that his daughter used the extra help because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.
Joe Simpson added that she's never used the extra help before.

If you're not in New York, you can still get in on the deal by checking out www.HopeInAmerica.com





toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 15,2004 9:17pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 15,2004 9:19pm
i heard that on the news tonight



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 16,2004 9:31am
HOPE is such an awesome idea --- i wish i thought of it!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 16,2004 9:46am
I bet everyone on this board is going to trade in their Ashlee Simpson CD for Ray Charles.



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 16,2004 10:28am
haha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 16,2004 10:29am
no way asshole. i am keeping my ashlee disc firmly shoved up my ass for pleasure until the next time i want to listen to it.



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