The last hour and a half of work that seems to drag on for days because i cant stop looking at the fucking clock hoping itll say 5:00....

i hated this part o the day so much that i started coming to work earlier so i could leave earlier.... now around 2 or so i start getting ancy as fuck....

15 more goddamn minuted

I hear ya...
It sure is...

You're looking and saying "I can't believe its only fucking 3:30", "I can't believe its only fucking 3:32", "I can't believe its only fucking 3:35", "I can't believe its only fucking 3:38"...

It sucks ass.....

What i need is my own personal blonde 18yr old penis polisher to stay under my desk all day. I think that would motivate me to not only show up to work on time but to actually work while im here. They shouldve included her in the benefits package.

I think we have a few of those here....but they are only reserved for the Manager's!

send one my way!

That's what I felt like at school waiting for luch to start.



Now I'm jobless and don't care. haha... Life sucks! :(

Yeah this sucks..I just wanna get out of here. I feel your pain.

Christraper said:

You a Manager? If you are, you should already have one....

Its worse when you are dragging ass dead tired like I am today!!!

ram_girl said:

No but i am a god and most definitely entitled to one.

Christraper said:

Looks like you should take that up with H/R then to get your entitled benefit!

Youre right! I'm gonna walk right into my boss' office and be like

"Bitch! Gimme a penis polisher! Now! I want a 18 year old blonde one that swallows! I'm a god goddamnit and I'm entitled to these sort of things! If I don't have one under my desk by tomorrow I'll expect YOU to be under there untill you find someone younger and more attractive!!!! Lets get to it! Chop chop bitch!!!!!"

Then I'll ask for a raise. This is gonna be great!!!!

Christraper said:



HAHAHA...

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

It's sad, because at this point in the day, even slacking on the internet gets boring. BOO.

kellthevalkyrie said:


I dont even get to that anymore, my dept is so fucking busy, but they have no problem with dumping even more work on top of me(like we arnt under staffed. as it is) Then to top it off i till dont get to leave on time. So i come home to and take it from there. I picked the wrong time of the month to stop smoking pot.

for me, the worst part is the "oh sh!t, it's 9am and I wanted to be in work at 7!"

the worst part is that i'm oncall and i just got off the phone like 5 minutes ago...got home around 6... 2 super long user calls

whenever i'm oncall it's busy

i hope it doesn't beep again

rev away in macland said:

hey that was sorta me this morning... "oh shit i wanted to try to get to work for 6:30 but looks like i got here for 8!" *sigh*

lynneaus said:

it was like that yesterday for me and
it was today too...

i woke up late and then i woke aaron up because he was still asleep

i need coffee now!