Who would it be?

masuimi max

Michelle Pheifer in the catwoman outfit although "fuck" is too nice of a word to describe what i would do to her.

G. Gordon Liddy

been there done that...

and i do it whenever we are together
nuff said

Scarlett Johansson.

seconded

renee zelwigger fat/skinny...no pref.

Ice ice baby! doindoindoinn-doindoindoindoim.. no, not really.

That guy who plays Aragon in Lord Of The Ring.

Ooohhh...either Joaquin Phoenix or Jason Varitek....

armageddonday said:

Ooh yeah, I forgot about that guy. Totally hot.

elisha cuthbert and kate beckinsale at the same time.

Hmmmm...Shakira???

retzam said:

Nice...I guess I'm not the only one

succubus said:

You fucked G. Gordon Liddy?

Awesome.

Lincoln said:

My thoughts exactly.

This one is easy......Vin Diesel!!!

yummy

retzam said:

She's got some junk in her trunk but thats just fine with me....

the more junk in the trunk the better.

She's got some junk in her trunk but thats just fine with me....>>

What are you insane? No "junk in the trunk"! That a fine piece of ass right there. Unless you like fucking walking corpses of skin & bone.

"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"

Do celebrities in the world of underground metal count?

If so, I vote for Kelly from Shroud.

RichHorror said:

hahahahaha

NO!

RustedAngel said:

Ummmmm.......wow.

I would put on like 100 rubbers and an Osama bin Laden costume, fuck George W. up the ass while giving him repeated donkey punches, film it, title it "Poetic Justice", and send the tape to everyone who voted for him.

i like rusted angel's woman there, and josh martin's idea is funny. do it.

there are too many hot women in the world that i'd love to fuck, so until i can narrow it down, i choose the biggest celebrity of them all, mr. joe notcommon.

I fucked Joe, he isn't very good.

succubus said:

you had sex with ethan hawk!

the_rooster said:

good call


josie maran straight up her ass

AUTOPSY_666 said:

:(

you just ruined the mental picture i have been jerking off to for weeks, and picturing in my head while i am fucking my gf with my eyes closed. well, not that last part, but you get the idea.

i want to cut kate beckinsale's head off for making that shitty movie underworld. my friend rented it and another friend and i demanded he shut it off after a half hour of watching that poor excuse for entertainment.

whoever wrote the screenplay is probably having a permanent orgasm machine installed under his skin at his super huge mansion even though my nut hair could come up with better dialogue than he did.

succubus said:

I'm crushed. :(

i was talking about the_reverend but i feel like no one else got it

*sigh

elizabeth hurley

she's a femme-bot! it would be suicide man! haven't you seen austin powers?!?!

i would thouroughly enjoy having intercourse with a cyborg

but what if she shot poisonous gas out of her jumblees? is it worth the risk?

i got it carina.

my choice would probably be Angelina Jolie. i mean those fucking lips......, my god

dreadkill said:


yes yes and yes...elizabeth hurley man...elizabeth hurley

natalie portman

need I say more?

don't shoot!

KeithMutiny said:

yes, who is she?

Sebastian Bach.

Kalopsia said:
kate beckinsdale

possibly... the hottest woman on earth?

the_rooster said:


holy fuck! it's like you stole what i think about every day! give me my mind back!!!!

maria menounos

nicole kidman

hillary duff

or if you just want one,

marnicary duffmanous

assuck said:

Jennifer Tilly

BAM!

shes too "big" for me

RustedAngel said:


Fuck yeah ! now thats an ass.

i always wanted to bang donna from that 70's show.

no, that dosent count

i want the red haired old school donna
shes so much better than that air brushed blonde imitation

damn you maxim, for making chicks way to hot

KeithMutiny said:

bigger is better.

well, to each his own

intricateprocess said:

there's also jacky from the show

Lacey Chabert

blue nli said:


Damn right.

Well-Known But Shy Guitarist Who Will Remain Nameless said:

right on. i don't like them scrawny either.

I like all kinds. good sex is good sex.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Me in love. Teehehehe...

Is that Sophie Marceau?

yup it is..


so am i the only one here who banga a celeb

woooooooo

Anthony Kiedas....Hell Yeah!!!!

Hahaha dude hes so hot.

swamplorddvm said:



OH MY GOD, hell ya....he is!!!!

Christraper said:

you can have michelle pheifer and i'll take halle berry

So many sluts, so little time.

JOHNNY DEPP

*tommy lee minus the hepatitis
*johnny depp
*edward furlong
*angelina jolie
*lenny kravitz (he has his shit pierced!!!)
*edward norton as the character from american history x
*vincent gallo

hahahaha is that last one PS'ed??????

WOW, if that ain't photo shopped then you just made my evening a tad bit better!!!

you can see the veins and shit

i dont know if im repulsed or turned on

i don't know. we were asking the girls around the office if they thought it was realy. HA!

it has its own shadow!!

hahahahahaha

it's gotta be fake

and foley..awesome to see you here!!

Ask the chicks at work about this dude.

dirtycrayon nli said:



ahahaha, you are right. I didn't even notice till you mentioed it....
Pretty realistic to me...

you know theres this guy that's usually on the D train --- i haven't seen him in awhile so he prolly got arrested (again)

he wears see through swishy pants or sweat pants and he likes to expose himself on the train --- it looked like a third leg --- so gross!