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returntothepit >> discuss >> do i reply to this "God" email? by succubus on Oct 28,2004 7:09pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 28,2004 7:09pm

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and
right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God“s mercy and glory upon my
life.



I am Mrs Melissa Pointer the wife of in the Mr Harry Pointer, my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya for
twenty years before he died in the year 2001.We were married for twenty-seven years without a child.


My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again
Christians.



Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my
late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US $3.5M. (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank
in Europe.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to sign
for the release of this money or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can
not come over.



Presently, I'm in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my
ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money
distributed to charity organizations any where in the World.

Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of
entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand and collect
the Funds from the Bank.


I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the
word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not
Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where
this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am
going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I
don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband's
relatives around me always.

I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I
shall give you the contact of Attorney who is in Europe as he will be the one to assist you in laying claims for this
funds .


Yours in Christ,
Melissa Pointer .







___________________________________________________________________________
Mail sent from WebMail service at Broyles Family Portal
- http://www.mommyjans.com



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 28,2004 7:17pm
How come you get all the good spam mail???



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 28,2004 7:25pm
lmao

i ALMOST wanna reply because they are not asking for my bank info...

i also have a spam filter and this wasn't flagged as spam

lol



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 28,2004 7:26pm
Replying would be funny, but I bet the person doesn't even get the email.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 28,2004 8:28pm
lol
look at this one:
from: Fat Chix
[spam] Simply BBW XXX FAT HARCDCORE

and it comes complete with photos
hahahaha
eww



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 28,2004 8:38pm
hahahahahahahahahahaha

yeah, that's the kind i usually get



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Oct 28,2004 8:39pm
thats what i classify as the 'awesome' junk mail.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 28,2004 8:39pm
You wanna forward that to me for.. studying purposes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 28,2004 8:42pm
fuck god and all his spamming.
I had a feeling he was behind that!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 28,2004 8:43pm
from: Super Boners
subject: WOW My Dīck IS Huge



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 28,2004 11:21pm
succubus said:
from: Super Boners
subject: WOW My Dīck IS Huge


now that's funny



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 29,2004 12:40am
Dear God,

Thanks for nothing.

-Jesus



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 29,2004 8:51am
Jesus freaks are the fucking worst. This makes me want to eat a massive helping of blueberries, peanuts and corn, then take a horrendous dump on the nearest altar.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 29,2004 9:12am
today's winner:
[spam] I starred in my first ever anal sex film today- electric raven

This is the site I was telling you about real hot girls with the biggest tits and asses I have ever seen real hardcore as well just like you like to view whats more they have free movie downloads check them out you will be glad you did
~~~



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 29,2004 3:16pm edited Oct 29,2004 3:17pm
From: Budapest Hotties

[spam] Unopened (fwd) extreme bukkake carina!

hahahaha

complete with a photo
and jokes:


Jokes Of The Day

Another Saturday Night
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

Ash Blonde
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

Autoblonde
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.

Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."

Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 29,2004 3:20pm
ok..just one more:
from: PP Gals
[spam] These girls love Peeing...
gonzales fescue frescoes frustum edwardian kauffman donnybrook dieldrin commit alyssum slick carmen selector larkspur concession synchrotron loathsome trunk libelous nordhoff algiers Please remove me of this list sand sickish bolt delay bruckner feast across dumpy computation benzedrine weigh betsey belief

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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 29,2004 11:57pm
largefreakatzero said:
Jesus freaks are the fucking worst. This makes me want to eat a massive helping of blueberries, peanuts and corn, then take a horrendous dump on the nearest altar.


haHAHAHAHAHHA
thatd be one steaming heap of ugly!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Oct 30,2004 12:03am edited Oct 30,2004 12:04am
you get the weirdest emails car, i never get any spam mail!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 30,2004 12:07am edited Oct 30,2004 12:51am
Make sure you swallow lots of gum for that shit, it will still be sticky when it comes out the other end.



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