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He doesn't like Watchmaker.
He thinks that everyone would forget the faggot lyrics he wrote in Eternal Suffering (a gay fucking band by the way) because he is in Scum Bitch, which is also a gay fucking band.
Wayne, if you read this you are a fag. Scum Bitch is gay, is not funny or good. You are not Seth Putnam. You wrote buried under blackened tears because you love men you pussy.
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Oh yeah, I got what he said about Watchmaker from his online diary that someone linked me to.
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why are you lurking around lj joe --- you should just get a journal! |
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Here is his diary entry:
Just got back from the Akercocke show. Most of the opening bands were gay, but Akercocke pretty much made it worth it. Marsi introduced me to the bassist and she had the bright idea of telling the guy that I hated the new album. That was nice and awkward for me. But I talked to him for a while and he totally understood what I was saying. He mentioned his fav band was Skinny Puppy, but he only likes 3 of their albums and thinks the rest are shit. Sorta the same when people ask me about Asphyx and I say God Cries is a piece of garbage. Every band has a dud, and I think the new one is Akercocke's [so far anyway..]
Porphyria [or however you spell it] was very disappointing. I heard a song or two on MySpace and they sounded ok, but live they just sounded like a Suffocation clone. Why do bands clone those retards? I'll never know.
Dimentision [or however you spell THAT] was alright. Better than watching wigger DM.
Watchmaker fucking blows. At least when Marsi had me talk to the guitarist after they said the band isn't serious and they've only practiced 5 times this year. I guess it's better knowing they're not even trying.
Vehemence was ok. They had a handful of good parts, but most of it was drown out by football riffs.
Akercocke played too much new stuff that I didn't like, but the couple they played from Goat of Mendes sounded good. I totally NEED to find out what guitars they were using. They were awesome and I need to own one. I have the feeling they're going to be a million bucks, but I have money to waste, so hopefully I'll add one to my collection soon.
I left before Mortician because I've seen them 248248 times and thats 924984980409489 times too many.
Picked up 10 new CD's that I'm sure will be my whole playlist for next time. Getting #499 out of 500 of the Funerus CD made me happy because I was looking for that for a while now. Great band. Most of the other stuff I haven't heard, I just bought it because it was recommended to me. Oh well.
Kill whores.
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eternal suffering is not gay.... the lyrics are a bit sappy, but the music is some of the heaviest shit ever written. |
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Well, for him to make fun of porphyria, who is a much better version of a band he was in for 9 years, not only makes him gay, but also a hypocrite.
I've always hated Eternal Suffering. There are plenty of bands who are heavy and are gay. |
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i liked some ES stuff but it got old fast. sounds like an arogant bastard though. i think ackercocke were using parker guitars. i personally don't like those guitars. and they are expensive. |
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hahah that's funny... considering eternal sufferring had the easiest riffs to play EVER. Why is suffocation one of the biggest influences in DM? maybe because they write rediculous riffs.
who's wigger death metal again?
are those JNCO shorts?^
"I totally NEED to find out what guitars they were using. They were awesome and I need to own one. I have the feeling they're going to be a million bucks, but I have money to waste, so hopefully I'll add one to my collection soon. "
how can this fag play guitar and not know what kind of guitars they were playing? was he blind folded while akercocke was playing? a huge gay red flag for that question.
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wayne isn't in those pictures...
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dude guy man chief. now that's funny. |
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He looks like he has down syndrome |
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ES is ok. Never really liked them live. One of MA's most over rated, imho. |
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looks like a wigger to me? |
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looks like he just ate 10,000 twinkies before hitting the stage. |
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each of his fingers are thicker than my arms. |
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Dimentision [or however you spell THAT] was alright. Better than watching wigger DM.
Vehemence was ok. They had a handful of good parts, but most of it was drown out by football riffs.
maybe he'd prefer baseball riffs. yahhh! go sox!!!!
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scum bitch is hillarious. |
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Hilariously unoriginal and boring. |
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Lately I've noticed that I can use people's opinions of Watchmaker as a gauge of their overall taste in music.
Someone who claims to be a fan of death metal/grindcore that doesn't like Watchmaker is just completely useless and has horrible taste in music. I have yet to find an exception to this.
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i officialy nominate Watchmaker to be the music playing in the background as i kill my first human! |
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You gotta love joes brutally honest comments......
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I didnt read this whole thread, but Wayne really is a bitch. |
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I am reissuing ETERNAL SUFFERING's CDs.
Believe me, Wayne doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks about him, ever.
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Josh_Martin said: Lately I've noticed that I can use people's opinions of Watchmaker as a gauge of their overall taste in music.
Someone who claims to be a fan of death metal/grindcore that doesn't like Watchmaker is just completely useless and has horrible taste in music. I have yet to find an exception to this.
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I liked that first CD in the wooden box. That kicked ASS. The other two CDs I heard paled in comparison and didn't have remotely as cool packaging.
I like WM better when they were underground and would suprise people at little shows with their big sound.
But then again, I haven't seen them in a long time. Is Paul V still in the band? |
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I couldnt hear anything they were playing at the show. They sounded like shit to me. Perhaps they were turned up too loud or something. But I couldnt hear any of their riffs, or the singer screaming for that matter. I thought it was just the venue but Vehemence sounded sick.
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brian's (watchmaker's singer) vocals sounded like he had a cold or something. |
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Anyone who loves extreme music, but does not like Watchmaker for their sheer, raw, unrelenting, honest brutality, alone, is a retard. |
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BROKENFUCKINGNECK said: | Anyone who loves extreme music, but does not like Watchmaker for their sheer, raw, unrelenting, honest brutality, alone, is a retard. |
okay, saying someone is a retard because they don't like one metal band out of the thousands for their own reasons is just retarded and makes you look pretty retarded as well. maybe the person doesn't like screaming and only likes gurgle/grunt/gruff/whatever vocals...does that mean they don't like good metal? no.
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wayne has always been cool with me and i've always been open about disliking ES. i don't even think he likes it himself. it's just his opinion. watchmaker kills everything wayne has ever done. i do like scum bitch, and some of his other projects though. |
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Ok, maybe I was bit over the top there....but they have kicked my ass every time I've seen them, and I can't wait to see them again. This person who doesn't like screaming in the realm of metal...can like good metal....but he/she's still a retard. |
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Joe/NotCommon said: Here is his diary entry:
Porphyria [or however you spell it] was very disappointing. I heard a song or two on MySpace and they sounded ok, but live they just sounded like a Suffocation clone. Why do bands clone those retards? I'll never know.
Dimentision [or however you spell THAT] was alright. Better than watching wigger DM.
Watchmaker fucking blows. At least when Marsi had me talk to the guitarist after they said the band isn't serious and they've only practiced 5 times this year. I guess it's better knowing they're not even trying.
Vehemence was ok. They had a handful of good parts, but most of it was drown out by football riffs.
Akercocke played too much new stuff that I didn't like, but the couple they played from Goat of Mendes sounded good. I totally NEED to find out what guitars they were using. They were awesome and I need to own one. I have the feeling they're going to be a million bucks, but I have money to waste, so hopefully I'll add one to my collection soon.
I left before Mortician because I've seen them 248248 times and thats 924984980409489 times too many.
Picked up 10 new CD's that I'm sure will be my whole playlist for next time. Getting #499 out of 500 of the Funerus CD made me happy because I was looking for that for a while now. Great band. Most of the other stuff I haven't heard, I just bought it because it was recommended to me. Oh well.
Kill whores.
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I cannot enjoy music and I will never be happy.
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I have heard that Wayne can eat up to $13.43 at wendys in one sitting. He has had a lot of band trouble because of his constant need to be fed. One time, scum bitch were scheduled to play and wayne told a friend of mine who then told my other friend who then told me, that he ate so much he couldnt preform because of the massive amount of shit he had coming out. He was in the bathroom for over an hour! I personally went up to Wayne and said "Hey bro!" and he called me a fag! I also heard that wayne really doeant play the drums, he has a casio hiding behind his drum set. And let me tell you something WAYNE IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I DONT APPERCIATE HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN. I saw you hitting your gf in the parking lot calling her names and telling her to deep throat this. What a sick guy. Oh yeah, and then there was this one time when posted in his livejournal about how he made grind what it is today. Whatever dewd! You said how much you influenced regurgitate and how they begged you to be on the tribute album! WTF EVVA! Dewd, your own gf said you only have burned stuff of dahmer! You dont even have CDs because you dont work! More to come later |
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I heard he died because of complications from an infectious bedsore. But I mean, that's just what I heard you know? |
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that was me. It turns out I just fell asleep and rolled onto a snickers bar. |
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Wayne is related to Bill Brasky!
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Sorry dewds, had to go to the mall to get the new devourment CD. teehee Anyways, there was this one time Wayne was hanging out with this one guy and they were talking about swedish black metal. I was trying to get in the conversation and wayne was like you dont know swedish black metal and I was like WTF EVVA . But I bet wayne will deny this because he is in scum bitch now and has all the chics show their stuff. He probably gets a piece of ass everynight because his shirts say show your tits. I also heard wayne likes to play with boobs and he calls me a fag???? WTF EVVA! He doesnt even have a job! He claims to drive a BMW! Also, rumor has it he never shaved his head. Comments??? |
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EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS! |
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I can't believe Wayne is still alive, nevermind still in the metal scene. He has no right to say anything anymore. His time has past. I wanna comment about Watchmaker though. Watchmaker is the singer. Without him they're just noise. That may or may not be a good thing. Oh and you people are confused... Napalm Death is grind. Nile is deathmetal. You can't say that Watchmaker sounds like either of these bands...so start sounding like you know what you're talking about. |
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I think I can speak for myself and the rest of Watchmaker when I say we don't care if someone likes us or not. That is his opinion, and he is entitled to it. |
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I think I can speak for only myself, when I saw thats all fine and dandy, but this guy is still a fag. |
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dude.....no offense intended to the members of watchmaker.....but judging someones taste in music on whether or not they listen to W.M. is FUCKING RETARDED!
they're not a bad band.....but there is nothing great about them either..
to those of you shit talking wayne/S.B. and E.S.
i know wayne and i can tell you he really does'nt give a fuck what anyone thinks of him.....
as far as E.S......
they are wicked fucking sick!
the slam parts of their songs were mostly the influence of the drummer....he is big into hardcore..... there was alot of tension between him and wayne, which is why their music was far different from the sound wayne wanted.....which is why he was out of the band before they broke up....he was sick of it (or at least that's what i was told)
as far as scum bitch.....they are fucking awesome!
and you douchedrinking retards who are calling s.b. an anal cunt ripoff...
USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD! scum bitch is goregrind.....anal cunt is just fast and noisy.
seth is out to offend everyone, and sees no boundries in his lyrics...
wayne writes scum bitch lyrics about only 3 things.....rape....sexism... and killing fags.
i forgot why i stopped posting here....now i remember
this board used to be about supporting local bands and discussing music....now it's just people shittalking each other like a bunch of gossiping little girls |
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I dunno, if you post an online journal you're basically asking for people to take shots at you. |
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Josh_Martin said: Lately I've noticed that I can use people's opinions of Watchmaker as a gauge of their overall taste in music.
Someone who claims to be a fan of death metal/grindcore that doesn't like Watchmaker is just completely useless and has horrible taste in music. I have yet to find an exception to this.
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This seems to be true of this area at least...
My general rule is the VENOM rule... Some saying "No I don't like VENOM" = me tuning out the conversation and going to get more alcohol. |
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Joe/NotCommon said: Oh yeah, I got what he said about Watchmaker from his online diary that someone linked me to.
Online diaries are for fags, fags like Wayne. |
HEY!!!
...I know :(
Watchmaker puts on a good show so I'm cool with them. But If it was just their music... sorry, not that great. |
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I did think the "football riffs" part was funny (and true). VEHEMENCE should be on the next Jock Jams CD along with HATEBREED, USHER, SHADOWS FALL, PORPHYRIA, SMASHMOUTH, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, JOHN MAYER, QUEEN, AVRIL LAVIGNE and a special PUFF DADDY remix of a classic INTERNAL BLEEDING cut. |
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Scum Bitch Gossip said: | I have heard that Wayne can eat up to $13.43 at wendys in one sitting. He has had a lot of band trouble because of his constant need to be fed. One time, scum bitch were scheduled to play and wayne told a friend of mine who then told my other friend who then told me, that he ate so much he couldnt preform because of the massive amount of shit he had coming out. He was in the bathroom for over an hour! I personally went up to Wayne and said "Hey bro!" and he called me a fag! I also heard that wayne really doeant play the drums, he has a casio hiding behind his drum set. And let me tell you something WAYNE IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I DONT APPERCIATE HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN. I saw you hitting your gf in the parking lot calling her names and telling her to deep throat this. What a sick guy. Oh yeah, and then there was this one time when posted in his livejournal about how he made grind what it is today. Whatever dewd! You said how much you influenced regurgitate and how they begged you to be on the tribute album! WTF EVVA! Dewd, your own gf said you only have burned stuff of dahmer! You dont even have CDs because you dont work! More to come later |
Scum Bitch Gossip Part 2 said: | Sorry dewds, had to go to the mall to get the new devourment CD. teehee Anyways, there was this one time Wayne was hanging out with this one guy and they were talking about swedish black metal. I was trying to get in the conversation and wayne was like you dont know swedish black metal and I was like WTF EVVA . But I bet wayne will deny this because he is in scum bitch now and has all the chics show their stuff. He probably gets a piece of ass everynight because his shirts say show your tits. I also heard wayne likes to play with boobs and he calls me a fag???? WTF EVVA! He doesnt even have a job! He claims to drive a BMW! Also, rumor has it he never shaved his head. Comments??? |
I am EAGERLY awaiting Part 3 hahaha.... |
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BestialOnslaught said: | I am EAGERLY awaiting Part 3 hahaha.... |
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BestialOnslaught said: | I did think the "football riffs" part was funny (and true). VEHEMENCE should be on the next Jock Jams CD along with HATEBREED, USHER, SHADOWS FALL, PORPHYRIA, SMASHMOUTH, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, JOHN MAYER, QUEEN, AVRIL LAVIGNE and a special PUFF DADDY remix of a classic INTERNAL BLEEDING cut. |
hahaha
fag ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fg)
n. Slang
You.
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BestialOnslaught said: | My general rule is the VENOM rule... Some saying "No I don't like VENOM" = me tuning out the conversation and going to get more alcohol. |
I like vemon songs.. just not when they do them. |
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the_reverend said: | I like vemon songs.. just not when they do them. |
hahahahahahahahaha
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the_reverend said:
I like vemon songs.. just not when they do them. |
hahahah. so true. |
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It'd be so rad if someone did "Wayne From Eternal Suffering Is A Faggot" to the tune of AC's "Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache". |
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ETERNAL SUFFERING - Drowning In Tragedy CD reissue coming soon on Pathos Productions!!!
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the_reverend said: BestialOnslaught said:| My general rule is the VENOM rule... Some saying "No I don't like VENOM" = me tuning out the conversation and going to get more alcohol. |
I like vemon songs.. just not when they do them. |
Well we can talk about many a thing, but maybe not extreme metal, now that this fact has been revealed! Haha...
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RustedAngel said: BestialOnslaught said:| I did think the "football riffs" part was funny (and true). VEHEMENCE should be on the next Jock Jams CD along with HATEBREED, USHER, SHADOWS FALL, PORPHYRIA, SMASHMOUTH, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, JOHN MAYER, QUEEN, AVRIL LAVIGNE and a special PUFF DADDY remix of a classic INTERNAL BLEEDING cut. |
hahaha
fag ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fg)
n. Slang
You.
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Great comeback, kid... Real solid effort! |
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So when Rusted Angel looks up Fag in the dictionary it says "you" ?
Even his dictionary thinks he's a fag.
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BestialOnslaught said:
Well we can talk about many a thing, but maybe not extreme metal, now that this fact has been revealed! Haha...
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haha, oh, but you'll continue talking with the rev... I think I can hear some vigorous dick slurping going on right about now.
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Josh_Martin said: So when Rusted Angel looks up Fag in the dictionary it says "you" ?
Even his dictionary thinks he's a fag.
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glad I'm making you guys really dig down deep and think about this one. |
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the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
I like WM better when they were underground and would suprise people at little shows with their big sound. |
Yeah, Watchmaker were so much better before they became huge rock stars... |
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anyone who signs to willowtip is automatically a sellout
everyone knows that |
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CROTCHDUSTER are such sellouts!
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paganmegan said: | I dunno, if you post an online journal you're basically asking for people to take shots at you. |
You are my favorite person now. |
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Joe/NotCommon said: paganmegan said:| I dunno, if you post an online journal you're basically asking for people to take shots at you. |
You are my favorite person now. |
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i think watchmaker is one of the most true,brutaley honest bands out there right now
there is no other watchmaker,and they arent ripping anyone off |
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But someone shouldn't be berated just because they don't like them.
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that is true
music is music, you like what you like |
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That is true, some people "Get it" and most people don't!
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This dude is obviously a closeted gay. Ted Haggard anyone? |
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| i am obviously a closeted gay. Ted Haggard anyone? |
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I used to get along with Wayne. And LOL to anyone saying Eternal Suffering sucked, or was overrated. They were one of the best Death Metal bands from Massachusetts along with Perpetual Doom, Infestation, Virulence, and Scattered Remnants. |
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SOUTH SHORE SLAMS HAAAHDEST KEHD. |
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Haha I remember this show, it's where I saw Will Rahmer locked in a stare down/pose off with himself in the Middle East downstairs bathroom mirror while one of the openers played. |
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I am reissuing ETERNAL SUFFERING's CDs.
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I LOL'd. 2004 |
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| Haha I remember this show, it's where I saw Will Rahmer locked in a stare down/pose off with himself in the Middle East downstairs bathroom mirror while one of the openers played. |
Haha -- did he then fight the mirror? |
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fight will rahmer's reflection or you're a pussy. |
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LULZ @ Will Rahmer beating tha life out of Kelly from Pessimist. American death metal fugitive's in Poland REPRESENT MUTHAFUCKA!! |
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WOW...wayne in a Scattered Remnants shirt? A much much better band, by the way!!! |
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that is pretty funny, since i know he hates S.R.
but no, i enjoy E.S. far more than S.R. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a riot!!! |
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That's funny. Wayne always seemed cool to me when we played shows together...But whatever we knew all to many fake motherfuckers back in those days anyway, |
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| That's funny. Wayne always seemed cool to me when we played shows together...But whatever we knew all to many fake motherfuckers back in those days anyway, |
oh, I thought you were talking about me. nm. |
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| That's funny. Wayne always seemed cool to me when we played shows together...But whatever we knew all to many fake motherfuckers back in those days anyway, |
were you in SR?
nothing fake about being cool/nice to you.
just because he had a distaste for your band does not mean had problems with you man. |
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BUT HE TOTALLY DID. I HEARD HE CALLED YOU A FAG! |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a riot!!! |
what's a riot? him wearing a shirt to promote a band that he thought were nice dudes, even though he (as far as i know) dislikes their music?
or me preferring E.S. to S.R.
that's just a matter of opinion bro |
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| BUT HE TOTALLY DID. I HEARD HE CALLED YOU A FAG! |
FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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This makes me miss Joe N/C. |
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oh man its this thread again. |
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Oh this emo poetry-writing cock lover again??? Guy writes the gayest lyrics ever, then goes on to make total shit music obessed with killing gays. Go figure. I'm sure he cries himself to sleep at night while he thinks about sucking men's cocks. |
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| This makes me miss Joe N/C. |
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This thread makes me miss ES and SR more than I already did. |
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We will be playing Rich's halloween covers show as ES next year. That should be fucking fun. <3 ES |
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| We will be playing Rich's halloween covers show as ES next year. That should be fucking fun. <3 ES |
THE FUCK YOU AIN'T. YO I THINK IT'S PRETTY WHACK THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY MY BREAKDOWNS. TIME TO FIGHT. |
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Yeah, Composted definitely is not doing that.
LOL @ Joe sticking up for Porphyria. Simpler times. |
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Also, Composted does an ES cover set everytime they play OHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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Oh no he didn't!
Yes Laverne, he did. |
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LEEEEAAAAVE ETERNAL SUFFERING ALLLOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!! |
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LOL @ Joe sticking up for Porphyria. Simpler times. |
Hahahh. I remember how bummed joe was when I told him I was joining porphyria. Classic. |
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Yeah, I definitely don't remember an era of him not hating that band. That says a lot about how much he thought ES sucked. |
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I love this thread. Lots of quality manlady fighting. |
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| We will be playing Rich's halloween covers show as ES next year. That should be fucking fun. <3 ES |
as long as you all show up in jean shorts and backwards hats, i'll be there. |
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wait, is this wigger era or wigga era? |
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yes well none of theez bands be brutal , they all be fags . Not like me i will shows youz all just how brutal my football riffs can be . i've been to many many shows and i can tell you for certain i'm better . my girl friend is hotter , i'm much more spiritual , i gotz the devil's tail in my hand more often , and i'm just better . |
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Holy shit ...Wayne in a Scattered Remnants shirt. lol. That pic still kills me. I guess from what a lot people said here he hated us, (Scattered)too. Eh...I still stand by my statement. He was cool to my face but whatever...I still sleep the sleep of angels either way. |
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSY WIMP YANKEE FAN FAGGOTS AND WE WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU. TRUTH. |
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Haha when I was 16 my terrible grind band (with my current guitar player Paul in Nachzehrer) did a split with Scum Bitch. |
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haha this dude gets so butt hurt over this band |
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Heard he's in Father Befouled now and they're pretty sick. |
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Decrepitath ain't too shabby either |
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this guy used to post pics of him and his fat girl friend filling their fat faces with triple cheese burgers from burger king on his web site and shit like that what a fucking shit bag |
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Hey, it was Wendy's, get it right. |
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haha this dude gets so butt hurt over this band |
luzl. I loved ES. Gimmie a break. |
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Only House by the Cemetery longsleeves are real. |
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Wow, this thread is older than the crust in GG Allins underwear it would put Betty Crocker out of business. |
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Watchmaker was an awesome band. |
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I like Father Befouled alot |
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Anyone remember when Metal Update announced that their drummer quit the band due to the other band members intolerance of homosexuality? LULZ GALORE. |
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Saves me the trouble of making a new thread, sooooo
Anyone selling Eternal Suffering merch or know where I can get some? |
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Fuck hats. They make my afro itch. |
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Win. |
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speaking of afros any new holla daddies on their way? |
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It got real borrrrrring. I need a new focus for my hate and love made-up words. |
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just find random tards on facebook its not hard |
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I know. It's also not that fun :( I need to incorporate explosives into this somehow for it to hold my interest. |
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Win. |
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CHINATOWN I WON'T
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GIMME SUMMA DAT SWEET SWEET CRACKOLA!!!!!! |
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December 1st, 2009 is when I started this weight loss/getting into shape journey. I can't believe it, but it has already been a year. For the people that care, here is a quick summary of what has happened so far..
I woke up a year ago today and decided things had to change. For those of you that knew me in school 487975 years ago, you know I was always fat. I was 275 senior year in high school, which was 1994. Over the next 15 years I had put on another 90 pounds which brought me to 365 a year ago. Enough was enough and the change would begin upon waking up a year ago today.
First step was pretty easy. EAT LESS and EAT BETTER. I totally cut out regular soda and began eating 3-5 regular meals a day instead of one giant meal and then snacking on garbage the rest of the day. The soda part was tough because I usually drank at LEAST a 2 liter of Coke every single day. Luckily I found Coke Zero, forced myself to drink it and get used to it, and I grew to love it. Now I can't even drink a regular Coke anymore. It tastes like a sugary mess to me now. I also slowly started eating other foods I had never eaten before. I'd always been a "meat and potatoes" type person, but that had to change. This was also difficult, but I found a lot of foods I really did like that were much better than eating a package of Oreos or a gallon of ice cream.
After three months of this, I had lost about 60 pounds. I was finally slightly below the 300 pound mark. Unfortunately, the weight loss was slowing down a lot and it was getting frustrating following a really strict diet and only losing 1-2 pounds a week. I did some research on the internet for TONS of diets that get good results, and I found the HCG diet. It seemed to work for EVERYONE that did it, it was dirt cheap, and the results were there if you had the willpower to actually do it.
I won't get too involved in what HCG is all about (if you want to know more, e-mail me), but I'm happy to say IT WORKED. You basically do short rounds of it which are followed by breaks so you can reset your body. My first round I did 40 days and lost 51 pounds. My second round I did 40 days and lost 43 pounds. My last round I did 23 days and lost 31 pounds. So that comes out to 103 days on the diet (not counting the 3-4 week breaks in between) with a total loss of 125 pounds. I did gain back a little in between each session (usually 5-7 pounds) which was my fault for not following the "maintenance phase" exactly like I should have. In fact, my lowest weight was 197 a few months ago, but now I'm settled in at 205 and maintaining it fine there.
The only problem with losing 160 pounds in 9 months is you have a lot of loose skin and flab still hanging around. I had been doing moderate exercise most of the last year (nothing more than walking my dog and brisk walks on the treadmill) but I decided to bump it up more than a few notches and do P90X. Shortly after starting that, I decided to double that up most days and also do Insanity, TurboFire, Power 90, 10 Minute Trainer, and various other Beachbody workout routines.
It's been 45 days of intense exercise so far and I'm seeing the good results already. I haven't lost any weight yet (which I guess is pretty common, although most people lose doing these workouts), but I can tell it's making a huge difference when I look in the mirror and try on different clothes. I am able to wear size 34 pants now which is great considering I wore a size 40 in high school, and a size 52 one year ago.
According to those silly BMI charts, I'm still considered "obese" being 5'8" and 205 pounds. I don't look at it that way, although I'm still continuing my quest and hope to be between 180-190 a few months from now. I'm not sure that will happen, but that is what I'm shooting for. Considering how much I've done so far, it seems very possible I can reach that goal.
I don't want to turn this into a novel, so I will end it there. I've had probably a dozen people on here e-mail me asking me how I did it and what it was like and how they could do it themselves. I hope this helps anyone interested, and feel free to contact me if you want to know more.
I'd like to thank everyone that helped me make this happen. Thanks to the people on the HCG boards for their advice, the knowledge I've gotten reading the Beachbody forums, and guys like Tackleberry and Splatterbeast for their recommendations based on their body building experience. Also, thanks to everyone for the comments and support over the past year. I won't name names, but you know who you are, and I really appreciate it.
I will check back in later on with more updates. Oh yeah, and if all goes well, expect a HUGE update not relating to a diet to come soon. Thanks to the one helping me make this a reality too. I will find a way to pay you back and I will NEVER forget it!
~Wayne
PS - Here is a before and after picture. 365 before and 197 after.
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classic thread is classic |
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who the fuck cares about some lard ass losing weight |
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WATCHMAKER IS FAIL AND GOOD IRL TROLL LIVE
EPIC AND FAIL BOTH
YOU ARE ALL FAIL
FAIL TROLL FUCKS SHEEP WITH CLUB THEN PUTS IN FIRE AND EATS
YOUR BRAIN IS NEXT
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I fucked everyone in this band then went home and made out with my boyfriend and made him lick my pussy. |
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u dumb bitch I will kick your ass and pull your hair |
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u would fuck Aril and he iz a figment of our imaginations |
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yo dwiyer did wayne put all the weight back on yet or what |
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YO
EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD IS GETTING FUCKED UP. THIS IS PRETTY WHACK. |
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What the hell happened to Akercocke? Metal Maniacs used to suck their cock up and down. |
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what happen to metal maniacs? |
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They closed down and stole my subscription money. |
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I support that. though I think you mean your wife's money. At least that is less for her to "waste" or "donate" to ron paul. |
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| I support that. though I think you mean your wife's money. At least that is less for her to "waste" or "donate" to ron paul. |
I wish it was all her money. Then I wouldn't be at work right now and I could fill my days with trolling you and your dumb website. |
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"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" |
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Just admit you want this guy to shove GI Joes up your anus, Dwiyer... |
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Just admit you want this guy to shove GI Joes up your anus, Dwiyer... |
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Men can never be free, because they're weak, corrupt, worthless... and restless. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle or mystery. Science is their religion - no greater explanation exists for them! They must never believe any differently if the project is to go forward. |
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Father Befouled and Encoffination are awesome and Suffocation clones are retards. Pluss Joe hasn't posted here in years so who gives a shit. |
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Father Befouled is pretty sweet. I just bumped because I like the idea behind this feud. |
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OP and I had a stupid band that did a split with Scum Bitch back when we were 16. |
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MIND: BLOWN
It's like perfect storm of RTTP meme. This could only be topped if they get married by Rich Bova. |
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With bloodyeyebetty and Joe Christianni as bridesmaid and best man. |
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Only fat Wayne was real....ly fat
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That's me! You'll here from my lawyer soon! |
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so, looks like Wayne from Eternal Suffering has been a fag for almost 10 years now |
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Dear diary,
I don't think I can keep up the self-hating homosexual act anymore. When I rap about killing faggots with a machete, I'm really thinking about how good Clay Aiken's fist would feel in my ass. Time to admit to the world what my true once shadowed desire really is. |
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hey any one know where i can buy a etenral suffering flex fit ? |
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I believe you had a misprint up there. The band is Peppernal Stuffering. |
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Takes one to know one. A fag I mean. And then you usually know several. At the same time. |
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| BUT HE TOTALLY DID. I HEARD HE CALLED YOU A FAG! |
FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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