I regret to inform you all that I now know that the world will end shortly.
signs
1) red sox might win the game thingie
2) clear crap channels demon mask is slightly askew from the ashley simpson thing
3) cradle of filth is playing with napalm death
4) rodney dangerfield is dead
5) GWB might get a second chance in office, removing the nice guy mask to show the demon inside
anyone not destroyed in the first 20 minutes will die off slowly in a plague of sodomy and lust.