There's nothing worse than a doctor's snotty
> receptionist who insists you
> tell her what is wrong in a room full of other
> patients. I know most of us
> have experienced this, and I love the way this old
> guy handled it.
> > An 86 year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's
> office. As he approached
> the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
> you seeing the doctor
> for today?"
> > "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
> > The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
> shouldn't come into a
> crowded office and say things like that."
> > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
> you," he said. The
> receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
> embarrassment in this
> room full of people. You should have said there is
> something wrong with
> your ear or something and then, discussed the
> problem further with the
> doctor in private."
>
> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in
> a room full of others,
> if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man
> walked out, waited several
> minutes and then re-entered.
> > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>
> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
> knowing he had taken her
> advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> > "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

ha, that is pretty funny