who are you and why do you post here?

yea especially when he dosn't even pay attention to the local underground scene

hahahahahaha

Im Martin Van Nostron.Whats the big deal if I dont give two shits about the local scene? Sounds like u want me kicked off this forum.

And,theres other Metal out there besides the local shit here in New England!!!

whoah...he replied!

JoeDavolla said:

the big deal is RTTP is all about the local scene you fucking idiot or haven't you been paying attention!!!

none one wants to get you kicked off but (and REV dosen't boot people anyway) but insted of retarded comments about shows line ups like never heard of any of those bands, getting off you lazy ass and going to see some of them or if you arn't allowed out after the street lights go on, at least go to some of the bands web sites and check em out with their mp3's and shit

JoeDavolla said:
NO SHIT REALLY ............... WHAT A NEWS FLASH I AL GLADE THAT YOU TOLD US THAT!!!

you musta read that on the interweb see you are growing up so fast
WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU

Dopes!!! Im not gonna get into the numerous local bands that Ive seen that have sucked.Im an "Old School" Metalhead!! Am Im not gonna change for anyone.Im not like the millions of 14-18 year olds(Im 27) that like mallmetal,screamcore,and jump da fuck up bands.Its my choice if I dont wanna go to local band shows.

good for you dick face am i supposed to kiss you feet now!!!!!!!!!, but guess what idiot i'm turning 38 on tuesday i have forgotten about more bands than you probly have seen in your lifetime.
if you are going to shows and seeing only "mallmetal,screamcore,and jump da fuck up bands" then you are going to the wrong shows (heres a little J logic for you - rule # 1 if the bands name is really stupid sounding chances are they will suck) i'm not some wet behind the ears mall metal homo and at least i take the time to at least listen to other local bands so i can judge wether they are worth checking out, you write em off before even listening to em do realize how lame that even is
the interweb is a great thing you can go download songs (usually for free) and see if you'd like a band before seeing em

i dunno if you realize this but there are no faggy "mall metal"or"jump da fuck up" bands here and the onese that do come here get tooled on take the blinders off man cause real metal wether it be thrash death grind of power metal is on the rise and if you open your eyes and ears you may just discover some cool new bands

Jim, pick your battles wisely. This guy is probably sitting at home on his computer all kinds of naked stroking himself and getting off at the fact that he's irritating you. There is no reasoning with these supposed self important know-it-all holier-than-thou pickle smoochers. You should know better.

he's really not irritating me really, it's fun and i need to vent some excess rage and i live when some "kid" says i'm *insert age here* i'm old school!!!! it makes me laugh!! cause i'm "OLD" school

Im a "kid" huh??

another gay argument

yes to me most people are "kids"

agreed but what the hell i hate when people don't take the time out to even listen or check out bands but will go on and say "never heard of em"

this joe fellow is quit a retard, fuck him, he's gay. and with that one statement he made, proves to me that he knows shit about our scene, and he's a fly by nighter. go die

all big bands were just local bands at one one point. People seem to forget that.

esp. with all the bands getting signed out of new england.
what post did joe defile? I mustve missed it.

SUBJUGATE said:

are you kidding me? Kalopsia is all about the singing about your girlfriend's leaving you and screaming like a whiney little bitch!!!!!!!!

Kalopsia said:

sorry to hear that heres a one way ticket to P-town don't be late

Guys....I guess that I should bring this up now. I didn't want to have to but I guess that I will.

Our friend Joe here lost his penis in a great fire at a very young age. Since that time he has been confined to a chair at the Institution for Penisless Males. I feel horrible about saying this but it's very true and we all have to cut him some slack. The only programming on TV there is MTV, and subsequently Joe has become rather fond of Korn and Limp Bizkit. THIS IS NOT HIS FAULT!!! So everybody just cut him some slack ok??

JoeDavolla said:
I'm 26 age doesn't mean anything."With age comes wisdom" to an extent if you are like 83 years old it also brings niaveness(did i spell that right im too young)

Wow!! idk if u guys are joking or being serious.Im just being honest when I post here.Its not my problem that some people disagree with me

hey Joe, do you like CSDO?

Yes I do

this thread makes me wanna take a shit... i duno why

JoeDavolla said:


thats why you suck balls

Do u dopes even like Thrash Metal???

yes we do, just not shitty ones that think they are the best thing to happen to the metal scene...

i dont feel like joining another argument, as i already have my hands full with those hell wythyn fucks, but if you like old school metal, there are some local bands that have a very old school feel to them. i dont feel like listing them either. someone else do that for me, please.

want to hear a real local thrash metal band? check out cryptic warning.

fuckin right. that band has thrash out the ass.

show idea:

cryptic warning
dissector
abhorred
noosebomb
watchmaker

IT SHALL BE DONE!

ASSUCK said:

i dont know what this means, but i said it anyway. if it makes sense to any of you, than so be it.

That show will make me very happy.

there's a song title "thrash out the ass"

Kinda like Metal Up Your Ass

that not whats going up JoeDavolla's ass....thats for sure

judging from CSDO's song on there web site, there boring as hell they need help in the song writing department. If they sounded like there influences they'd be good. but it was also a 1999 recording, so i'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt they got better. But since most thrash bands early stuff is there best, its not looking good for them.

and greg since when other than slayer do you like thrash? i remember mike telling me you made steve shut kreator off.

yea, im not really into them there are more thrash bands then just kreator and slayer, cocklicker

eddie said:


yea but saying someone/thing HAS thrash out the ass is a little weird

it sounds like they shit out thrash songs

but i suppose that kind of makes sense

i'm gonna stop now

Or it could mean you're thrashing out somebody's ass.

thats true but i don't think you listen to any of them, at least heavily.

its not the type of metal i prefer but i do listen to it.

honor4death said:

goddamn i love this board

JoeDavolla said:

so you admit to liking 12 year olds?

JoeDavolla said:

my post to you are 100% serious

JoeDavolla said:

i love thrash and if you took the time out to get to know some of the people and bands on here you prebly find out hat we have a nifty little scene going on

Why should I get to know the people here? They always bash me when I post.Fuck them!!!

they bash you cause you post ignorant comments things like "never heard of any of those bands"(in regaurds to some of the show postings) and thinking were a buncha "jump da fuck up bands" isn't going to gain you any respect here fella

RESPECT IS EARNED AND NOT JUST GIVEN RANDOMLY

take the time out to check out some of the bands here, open you ears and eyes before your mouth you'll go far that way

yup its true......

Ive seen some local bands and 99 percent of them suck.Im gonna keep posting just to piss u guys off!!!


EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!

you sir are GAY

theres so much tensioni think someone needs a trip to the madori spa in providence... happy endings

JoeDavolla said:

you do realize that this board is 99.9999% local bands, right?
I wonder how many (2) local bands youve heard to say that 99 percent of them suck?
and of that number, how many you gave a chance to, and actually listened...?
Am I right or wrong?

JoeDavolla said:



well then my question becomes, why do you still post on here? when u leave this site are u crying because so many "nu-metal fags" just told you that you're a loser? it's very simple, if you don't like what's going on here, stop coming here. there's thousands of other metal message boards on the internet. take 4 seconds to find a new one.


p.s. was one of those crappy local bands you've seen CSDO by any chance? just curious

Few locals Ive seen and didnt like:

Shadows Fall
Shitbreed
Shroud of Bereavment
Red Right Handjob
Trauma Concept
All that Remains
Deveraux
Red Shift Horizon
Black Stone Valley Douche Crew
Distrust
Suicide Contest
Red Chord
Crotalis
Dan Miller Band
Shockwave



Locals Ive seen and liked:

CSDO
Bane of Existence
Meliah Rage
Molested Senses
Gorehammer

lol shockwave

JoeDavolla said:

i'll cut you some slack cause i am in bane of existence

JoeDavolla said:

fuck my post got fucked, hers what it's suppoed to say:

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're looking at the wrong side of the local scene buddy. That's not the local scene we speak of, most of those bands are big bands that just happen to be from the area. With the exception of Shroud and Distrust I admit all of those bands suck. And with the exception of Shroud, nobody in any of those bands post here that I know of. So open you fuckin ears and take the fuckin time to listen to the real local scene we speak off. Because there are a fuck loads of thrash/death/and grind bands on this board that you will like. You probably won't admit to liking them after you hear them because you're such a jackass but I know deep down inside you will.

im just going to use those images from now own when ever there is a post about csdo or this guy because its not worth the time it takes to type what im thinking...

Joe Davolla lost his penis in a fire....pity him. For he will never get it back.

Joe, please find a more serene out let for your anger. You won't find your penis here. I am sorry.

Allrighty then.Ill check out some band websites

please do

that would suck to lose my penis, i mean, its nor doin me much good right now anyway, but im sure some day it will all be better... i would miss him so much... i think now i shall weep


















i love my penis

Checked out Abhorreds website and downloaded the sound clips.Sounds pretty cool to me

see i told you

JoeDavolla said:

Dude, you were 10 at the height of thrash metal. How does that make you "old school"? Stop being a moron. Probably half this board is older than you.

JoeDavolla said:

ok, thats a start now go to there shows. there one sept 11 at the chopping block. go! everyone go!