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:	post by aaron_michael at 2010-07-19 18:15:40

RustyPS said	[orig][quote]
long story short: chick was very hammered...after FxEx played, she almost mounted me and wanted to draw on my shirt (Rampant Decay shirt), but I backed off...then she latched on to Jimbo for a while, but I think Jimbo also backed off (Jimbo: comfirm/deny?) chick was kinda out of control

This story is fucking boring. I'm gonna change it to what REALLY happened.

Rusty and Jimbo-Corpse in.... THE MID-WAY MOLESTAH!
Rusty plays set. Rusty gets a drink.
Enter Jimbo. Jimbo hugs Rusty. Jimbo says, thar be monsters here.
Vile crusty she-beast leaps on Rusty's back. Rusty roars like a man and throws she-beast through a window.
She-beast gets up and lunges at Jimbo. Jimbo repels monster with his cack.
With drums sticks and tape recorders, they push she-beast into the street.

Then they spit fire on her until she's dead.

Burritos has by all.

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