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:	post by aaron_michael at 2011-04-18 13:41:57

-halloween 1 + 2 = Garbage and Garbage part 2
-the texas chainsaw massacre = over produced piece of shit with a bitch who dons Steven Tylers mouth
-nightmare on elm street = still haven't seen it, still won't see it
-dawn of the dead = running zombies? go fucking.
-the crazies = didn't like the original, but I like Timothy Olyphant, so this was decent.
-piranha = didn't see it
-the wolfman = not a bad adaptation. They put some of the unhappiest people in the world in the movie, so that added to the goodness.
-night of the demons = they remade this? straight to DVD I'm guessing.
-my bloody valentine = didn't see it, don't want to see it.
-two thousand maniacs = didn't see it, don't want to see it.
-the amityville horror = Van Wilder is le crazy. Fuck that.
-black christmas = original was dumb, remake was dumb.
-the cabinet of dr caligari = they remade this?
-carrie = I thought they made a sequel to this?
-charlie and the chocolate factory = faggot tree.
-alice in wonderland = ultimately, Tim Burton should just cut it the fuck out.
-children shouldnt play with dead things = they remade this?
-last house on the left = didn't see it, iffy about wanting to.
-the day the earth stood still = Keanu Reeve is an emotionless alien. What the fuck is the difference?
-war of the worlds = I like it. The acting was poor but with Spielburg behind the wheel, he made it look good. Even without Stan Winston.
-flash gordon = they should remake Flesh Gordon
-the fog = garbage.
-friday the 13th = someone put WAY too much thought into this franchise. more garbage.
-funny games = nothing memorable, but not awful. Another remake made too close to it's original for people to truly give a shit. Foreign or not.
-the hills have eyes 1 +2 = dumb, dumber. Most people didn't even remember a HHE2.
-house of wax = Elisha Cuthbert's butt. Yes. Paris Hilton. Ugh.
-I am legend = Fuck Will Smith. Fuck him right in his self-riteous ear. Did you see Seven Pounds? Wanna-be godsend. Best part about this movie was the dog. Then the dog dies.
-king kong = I liked this! Peter Jackson can do no wrong after Meet The Feebles/Dead Alive/Bad Taste. Adrian Brody rules too.
-logans run (yes they actually remade logans fucking run) = didn't see it, didn't know about it
-walking tall = the Rock hitting shit. I'd rather watch The Rundown.
-the manchurian candidate = didn't see it, don't want to see it
-the omen = I liked Mia Farrow's cameo/role in this. that's about it.
-planet of the apes = Tim Burton....
-prom night = no Jamie Lee, no care.
-spartacus = huh? when?
-the stepfather = Didn't see it, kind of want to. It's got the guy from Nip Tuck/Congo who's half way decent, and really entertaining when he's angry.
-13 ghosts = I thought the original was as B as you can get, I thought the remake should have had a different name because it was great.
-when a stranger calls = bullshit garbage.
-the wicker man = didn't see it, but the only good thing to come out of this movie is Nic Cage's youtube viral video of him losing his shit for 4 minutes straight.

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