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I've been too busy, so I haven't had time to read it, but I just got this message in my inbox from Saint to Sinner:

Date:
Jun 24, 2009 8:08 PM

Subject:

Bova Says Put This In Your Forum

Body:
So here it is, what you've all been waiting for. Finally the man himself comes to the forum to set it all straight.Yes ladies and gentlemen it is I the one the only the most talked about man on this thread for a one time only appearance.

You love him you hate him you love to hate him, the immortal one known better as Rich Bova. Now lets go back a few weeks to when this all started. I guess there were a few Rhode Island Grindcore Death Metal bands who for whatever reason started bashing the band I'm in which is Saint to Sinner. We're Hard Rock/Metal not anything even close to Grindcore or Death Metal so I can understand why these bands can't comprehend what we do and that's fine I don't expect them to.

Now I guess someone from somewhere in this local Grindcore "scene" sought ought my personal my space page, saw my arrogant as hell headline of "it's not bragging if you truly are the best" and that's when the Bova bash fest began from endless pages of comments to my face plastered on just about everything in almost every possible scenario.

Now no one doing this actually knows me and to be perfectly honest if I saw that headline I would think the exact same thing such as what a fuckin tool this guy is. However if you did know me you would understand why its there and why its really funny rather than completely self absorbed.

Now in explaining this comment am I at all backpedaling ? Hell no, I am so much better than any one of you shit talkers out there. (by the way its only about 5 people doing the bashing so anything negative is directed there way and I don't mean to catch anyone else in the crossfire)

Moving on.....by better I mean my playing is better ,my band is better, anything having to do with music is better, my job is better ,my house is bigger and better, my car is faster and better ,I'm clearly better looking, my dick is well its about average but god dam it works better. My balls on the other hand...large in charge and all around better. Here I go getting ahead of things so lets just stick to music.

Since the word better is pretty subjective lets replace it with the phrase more talented. Yes, that works. I'm so much more talented than you not even up for debate.

Now back to the headline. Since the original headline caused such a uprising I will give you the peons a chance to change it since everything I do I do for you and its not really my space its your space. Now some of you are not that bright so I can't trust you to write one so here are your choices.

1. Rich Bova the guitar heroes guitar hero
2. Rich Bova the only thing bigger than his ego are his balls
3.Rich Bova the most hated man by shitty Rhode Island Grindcore bands.

Ok time to vote peons its all up to you remember every vote counts and on July 6 one month after the legendary KC's show the new headline will be unveiled. (By the way The Unveiling is the title of the new Saint to Sinner CD on sale and downloadable soon)

Now to everything that is being said about myself and the band.... I love it , its the greatest thing ever. You peons have elevated me to true rock star status and deservedly so. Some comments are really smart and funny, some are just third grade ramblings and some just make you look ignorant.

Anyone reading them can tell which is which so threes no need to get into that. Now what Bova really wants (uh oh a third person reference ,wow I'm such a dusuhebag)

Anyway what I really want is more Photoshop I can't get enough of it. Put my face everywhere, have me doing everything.Think outside the box. So far they are good but I know there is better in you.

Let me help you out. The Jesus stuff is great but go bigger. Have me parting the waters between Narragansett and Block Island. Have me hold the Ten Guitar Commandments (actually mine would go to eleven). Have them say things like"Thou shall speedily solo at every moment possible" and "Thou shall add another string to the masters guitar rather than tune down".See, I just gave you two only nine more to go.

Work with me peons we can do this together.let me turn your Epiphone Les Paul copy into a vintage 65 sunburst. Allow me to turn your nightly dinner of Ramien noodles into an endless supply of healthier heartier Chunky soup .

Wait, I got it, you peons need to recreate the last supper. Obviously I'm at the head of the table and here are my apostles. Hendrix, Page, Moore ,McAlpine,Gilbert ,Loomis,Malmsteen,Michael Angelo (the guitar player not painter) Vai, Satriani, Vaughn and Petrucci.(that was for youTolias) Now ask yourself why didn't I think of that?

It's easy I'm also more creative than you. Hey don't stop now. There are plenty of other religions . My face on the Buddha would be classic.I could author the Koran.I want to throw lightning bolts at Athens. Switch it up and put me in a Spider man outfit swinging across Providence Place.

...this is where I stopped reading. You should too.