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:	post by xmikex at 2009-06-08 16:08:46

5 Steps for writing a band bio:
1. Pretend you're the only band that can do bread and butter techniques in your genre.
2. Throw in a passive aggressive jab at the other bands in your scene that you're way more talented/interesting/heavy/etc.
3. List bands you've played with as if their accomplishments are your own.
4. List bands you used to be in as if the house band at the Safari Lounge is a legitimate resume builder.
5. Make your singer out to be a fucking deity and make promises on their ability that can't possibly be lived up to.

Hardcore bands are good at all this too.

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