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[QUOTE="DestroyYouAlot:811982"] 6th Slate [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/9STOCKSINSIDE.jpg[/IMG] Got the stocks moved inside, ordered the other jerks to set up a dining area, and made some good progress on another chamber - I'll move the mason's and carpenter's shops in there as soon as it's done. Gotta get that farm started - the hippy tells me that if we don't have it started before the beginning of summer, we won't have any plump helmets to brew by autumn. And the beer's going fast. --- 17th Slate [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/9SHOPSINSIDE.jpg[/IMG] Broke down the workshops and set them up inside - except for that Arnok-cursed fishery; no way I want that shit 50 feet away from where I sleep. Also got a kitchen and a still set up - maybe now that crap-eating flowerfucker will do something useful for once. 27th Slate So Ast comes to me and says she can't brew more beer because we don't have any empty barrels, and can she get some more barrels. I ask her if she thinks barrels grow on fucking trees, and she gives me kind of a funny look. Perhaps more research is necessary. 28th Slate Ordered Zulban to cut more trees, build barrels. 9th Felsite [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/10LOWERLEVEL.jpg[/IMG] Good progress on excavating the lower halls, hopefully they'll break through to a layer of loam soon, and I can exile that hippy down there. Also, I set up a kennels outside. It's been quiet so far, but I don't buy it - I'm gonna train those mutts we brought along as war dogs. Should supplement our practically-non-fucking-existant military rather nicely. 14th Felsite Yes! They broke through to the soil today; now to clear out some farm and workshop space and wash that hippy right out my hair. (You know she tried to tell me I couldn't hit the war dogs? What does she think they're for, playing really agressive fetch? Tactical leg humping? I threw a rock at her.) 18th Felsite Finished training the bitch. Now she's a war bitch. (Heh heh. "War bitch.") Assigned her to the axe freak - she's out there traipsing around with the trees enough, hopefully she'll run into anything that tries to cause us any trouble before it gets to anybody important. (Me. I meant me, diary.) 1st Hematite [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/10summerstocks.jpg[/IMG] Summer's here. Fucking yay. Here's where we stand, near as I can tell. 14th Hematite [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/11farms.jpg[/IMG] Got the farms started. Hopefully now that dirtlover will stay down there. 16th Hematite Saw that hippy up here again. Wandering around in the proper halls, carrying a rock. Asked her what the hell she was doing out of her dirt-hole, she says she's "just trying to help out, man." I stomped on her foot, told her to get the hell down there and don't do anything but farm and cook. Like I need a hippy to carry rocks. 17th Hematite [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/12fronthalloffic.jpg[/IMG] Domas is just about finished smoothing the front hallway - I told him I was sick of stubbing my toes on fucking rocks every time I went out to take a crap. Miner McShovelpants finally got my office and personal quarters cleared out, maybe I'll have Domas start in there, next. 2nd Malachite Retard McMinershovelface comes running up to me with his mouth hanging open like a shithole lid. I ask him what's so unclefucking exciting, and when he catches his breath, this is what I get: "Boss, boss, we struck orthoclase!" I look at my orthoclase desk, and my orthoclase door, and then down at the still fucking unsmoothed floor (orthoclase), and wonder whether his parents were related. 5th Malachite Saw to it that Fath was all set up with a desk and chair so she can finally get those crap-felching records updated. I go down to the food stores looking for some plump helmets to snack on, and I see twenty fucking unlabeled barrels full of Arnok knows what, and some shoeless dirt-smeared elf-loving excuse for a dwarf picking her nose with no idea what's in'em. Never again. 9th Malachite Looking over the stockpiles now that we have some vague inkling of what we have on hand, and would you believe these morons have everything meticulously laid out on the floor, one item next to the other. I screamed at them all for about an hour and sent'em off to make some bins to toss all that shit into. Bunch of slack-jawed retards around here. 27th Malachite Can't sleep with all that Arnok-damned chiselling. Can't rock-for-brains do that when I'm out for my walk? 5th Galena It's almost the end of summer and we haven't gotten a fucking thing done as far as trade goods. I tell the mason to get that cockmongling pick out of his hand and go bang out some fucking rock toys or some shit. Something we can hawk off to human traders for beer. Can't fucking wait to see what kind of crap he comes up with. 6th Galena EVERY TIME I TELL THEM TO DO SOMETHING, 5 MINUTES LATER I SEE THEM WANDERING BY CARRYING ROCKS. All hauling jobs are off-limits for dwarves THAT I FUCKING TOLD TO MAKE ME SOME TRINKETS, FOR ARNOK'S SAKE. 14th Galena Domas is still working on my office, and I noticed that none of the workshop-clearing I ordered was getting done. Can't anyone show any fucking initiative around here? I told him to knock it off, and I'D pick up a fucking pick and dig myself if that's what it took. Is this what I've been reduced to? 5th Limestone The war dog I assigned to Zulban gave birth to puppies. That's 3 more war dogs, once they grow up. Sweet. 6th Limestone PUPPY SHIT. EVERYWHERE. 11th Limestone Now that we've got a handful of trinkets and beads to trade away, I realize we've got no trade depot to hawk them at. Shit. I collar some drones and have them start slapping something together. 12th Limestone FUCKING MERCHANTS ARE HERE. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. I can see the caravan across the plain - if we don't get that depot up, they'll leave without even unloading the wagons - I know how those union regulations are. Arnok's bearded balls, what am I gonna do? 13th Limestone. Phew. Got it up in time. (Er, that's what she said.) (I love that joke.) I load up the depot with stone crap and some exceptional turtle biscuits. Let's see what they give us for that crap. 15th Limestone [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/13tradedepot.jpg[/IMG] They're here. Can't quite make out what they're unloading, and they won't let me anywhere near the bins until they're done. Assholes. 17th Limestone "Zefon Mafolbokbon", the liason from the Mountainhomes. WHAT A DOUCHE. The guy just keeps following me around, hemming and hawing like he's waiting to say something. JUST FUCKING SPIT IT OUT. Can't he see I'm trying to get this crap to the depot? Shit, here he comes. 22nd Limestone I trade him some stone crafts for a dog and two cages, three barrels of biscuits and some more trinkets for an iron anvil (why the fuck we didn't bring one in the first place, I don't know - I guess they were hoping to find an anvil tree), and the rest of the craft crap for a barrel of ale and some more plump helmet spawn. Not bad, I guess. 23rd Limestone Zefon the Annoying finally cornered me in my office and screamed out, "WHAT REQUESTS DO YOU HAVE FOR OUR MERCHANTS?!?" I shrugged, asked for seeds, weapons and armor. Also trap components and dogs - can't forget the defense of the fortress, now can we? (Note to my successor - don't buy armor from the humans. They'll sell you the shit, and then when they leave and you unwrap it, it's all human-sized. Fuckers.) 27th Limestone [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/14tradeagreement.jpg[/IMG] Well, here's the trade agreement we hammered out. Why they have such a burning need for scepters and meat is anybody's guess. In any case, whoever takes over this shithole next year, they'll pay extra for this crap when they come back. 2nd Sandstone Well, the bitching and moaning finally got to me, so I ordered some individual living quarters carved out. If you didn't know any better, you'd think that just because I have a barely-adequate private quarters, all these lazy mouth-breathers deserved them. Ridiculous. Well, whatever keeps them quiet. 8th Sandstone Fath kept bugging me about how we're not safe in here, and her engineering degree and traps and mechanisms and blah blah blah. Finally, just to shut her up I let her start cranking out some components in the mechanic's shop in her spare time. Women, right? 18th Sandstone THOSE FUCKING MERCHANTS FINALLY LEFT. They've been standing out there for like a month, long after we all stopped talking to them, plaintatively waving bolts of cloth and shit at us. I finally told everyone to stop looking at them, maybe that did it. Buncha creeps. 20th Sandstone Fath built some traps in the entrance hallway, two cage traps and two stonefall traps, had this big fucking presentation showing us all where the pressure plates were and where not to stand and how to rearm them and shit. What a waste of time - like I'm gonna get caught in one of our own traps. 21st Sandstone I should have her take those fucking things out. My toe may never heal like this.[/QUOTE]
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