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[QUOTE="DestroyYouAlot:811978"]Here goes: Foreword This is a written record of Asteshonul, or "Cudgelmirrors", home of Edzul Sanreb ("The Vestibule of Owning"), an enclave of the great dwarven civilization, "The Syrup of Bronze." The lost hold was founded by the banks of the Dustmatched brook, at the foot of the great mountain, The Tooth of Appearing, where it divides the Confining Plain in the west from the Malodorous Steppes in the east. This diary was started by the fortress's first manager and passed down year to year, as the position changed hands according to the tradition of the Syrup of Bronze. The account of Obok "Dartstoy Ulot" Akrelmosus: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/1DarstoyUlot.jpg[/IMG] 3rd Opal, 201 I suppose I better write all this down, so they can't blame me when it all goes tits up. Maybe I can at least keep this craphole going until the next poor sap gets roped into- sorry, "elected" manager, and let him fuck it up instead. So, there I am, victim of a travesty of justice - guilty of nothing more than harboring a deep appreciation of horses. Real deep. So what, it's a free country, right? Well, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. Anyway, so there I am, awaiting my court-ordered hammering (to be administered by the Hammerer, of course), when some perfume-bearded caseworker comes along to tell me they're gonna let me off if I pick up and leave town - off to some Arnok-forsaken outpost called "Cudgelmirrors". I say, sure - given what I'm accused of, and where the Hammerer's likely to apply the hammering - well, let's just say anything beats going through life with that kind of disability. So I'll relocate out to the sticks - a dwarf still has his freedoms out there. Free to express affection for his horse in his own way, in the privacy of his own chamber. Well, what they didn't tell me before I signed the release forms is that Cudgelmirrors doesn't actually exist yet, and that we're going to build it - and that I'm in charge. Great. Just me and six other addlebrained fuckwits, traipsing around in the hills looking to get ourselves killed. Fantastic. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2FortressLocation.jpg[/IMG] Before we leave, some weedy administrator hands me a survey report. Says that there's slate, gneiss, and granite out here, some gem deposits here and there, with plenty of trees to the west, and Arnok knows what kind of monsters to the east. So that's reassuring. 20th Obsidian, 201 So, I went around and interviewed all the other assholes while we were sitting around the campfire picking our blisters. Figure I might as well know what I've got to work with before we get to this place and I have to start acting like I know what's going on. Here's what I've learned. Arnok help us. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2AZULBAN.jpg[/IMG] Zulban - That chick really likes axes. Like, a lot. I mean, I know we're dwarves and all, but sheesh. She can cut wood and take care of any monsters we run into out there, I guess. Maybe slap together some beds at the carpentry shop. (Like, seriously, A LOT.) [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2BFATH.jpg[/IMG] Fath Kibgembish - Says she has some engineering degree or something, can design buildings and build mechanisms or some crap. I wasn't paying too much attention, I was too busy wondering what's goin on under that beard of hers. Think I'll make her my secretary - damned if I'm gonna keep track of the books around here. I think i heard her say she like horses, too - maybe I should see if she wants to get together by the food stockpile for some ale, sometime. You never know what that could lead to. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2CMENG.jpg[/IMG] Meng Urdimzaneg - Kind of a boring guy. Supposedly he's this expert mason, stone crafter, blah blah blah. Has a thing for pants - he tried to take his off to show me the stitching. What's that all about? [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2DDOMAS.jpg[/IMG] Domas Kuletzokun - He's a miner. You ever talk to a miner for more than a five minute stretch? Yeah. I guess he was in the army at some point, knows how to wear armor - I'll have him back up Zulban if she runs into trouble she can't handle. He's pretty buff, I'll give him that - probably do a lot of damage with that pick if he had a mind to. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2ECEROL.jpg[/IMG] Cerol Mistemoddom - Real quiet. Practically a blank slate, actually. She can fish, she can clean the fish, and for a hobby she makes crap out of the fish bones. Lovely. Might be half a retard, but she may come in handy. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/Zeb_Carter/DF/2FAST.jpg[/IMG] Ast Kivishlilar - A hippy. They sent me out here with a fucking hippy. Says she can cook, and she knows her way around a garden - she better be telling the truth, or she's can to live with the freakin' elves for all I care. [/QUOTE]
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