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: post by Conservationist at 2008-08-20 16:25:53
I don’t mean to be rude, but I have a little question for those of you who worship God.

If your God is so just, why did he make RAPE so much fun?

Time after time, returning home in the early hours of the morning speckled in the blood of my victims, with a full day of disposing of evidence and fabricating alibis ahead of me, I have wondered this.

Eating good food feels good. Exercise feels good. Working hard feels good. Success feels good. Helping the homeless feels good. But so does rape.

Sometimes I think your God wants me to be a rapist, but then I see the incontestible weight of literature to the contrary and think, that can’t be it. Yet rape is fun, and I keep coming back to this thought: God wants us to have fun, right?

My last 13 victims probably didn’t have much fun, but it’s hard to tell how much fun they were going to have in life anyway. Prostitutes and bargirls experience life as nasty, brutish and short, generally. I just make it a little shorter, and a lot more brutish. But that’s besides the point.

We all worship different ways. My way is beating some girl senseless and having my way with her to the accompaniment of her feeble whimpers. I tithe. I work hard at my day job (so I have more time for my hobby, rape). I treat my neighbors well and respect the elderly. Why, oh voiceless God, can my rapes not also be part of this full life?

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