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:	post by Dave_Maggot at 2008-08-15 17:18:02

yup. my body is still operational. theres just no lights on upstairs. it happened once in 11th grade. here's a story.

this one week in 11th grade. i was changing in the gym locker room. and a urinal cake comes flying over the lockers and lands next to me. breaking all over the floor. i was puzzled. but chalked it up as a random, isolated incident.

the next week it happens again. this time i have one shoe on, and the fucking urinal cake hits me and breaks all over my back.

i turn around. i yell, "who the fuck threw it?" and i black out in a flash. then i come to and i punch a huge dent in a locker. the coaches come out to yell at me for swearing. but then stop in mid sentence. the whole class then comes in. and stares at me in horror.

i challenge 30 people to fight me. but theyre all staring at me. telling me to look at my head. then i feel a warm liquid trickle down my eye. i go to look in the mirror. im gushing blood from my eyebrow. i had to wait in the emergency room 5 hours to get 5 stitches.

to this day i have no idea how it happened. i know that no one punched me, cuz no one was near me. i dunno how but i think i mustve headbutted the open locker door. but i was blacked out for a second and had no control over a stupid action like that. its still a mystery as to who threw the piss puck too.

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